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Alaina - Posted - 11/29/2012:  10:53:04



.....do I want to know?

DeanT - Posted - 11/29/2012:  11:15:54


Our male greyhound farts everytime he goes up the basement steps

Alaina - Posted - 11/29/2012:  11:17:00



Our mastiff used to fart every time he got in the car with us...

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/29/2012:  11:41:35



I loves a good dogfart story. Please indulge when time permits.

Alaina - Posted - 11/29/2012:  11:46:46



dead

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/29/2012:  12:04:18



crying OWWWW!My eyes are BURNINGGG!cryingdead


Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/29/2012 12:09:07

Alaina - Posted - 11/29/2012:  12:10:10



shock

mbanjo - Posted - 11/29/2012:  13:27:19



Alaina - Posted - 11/29/2012:  13:38:30



I love your pictures!

dat - Posted - 11/29/2012:  13:39:47



These guys have a good video with a dog farting in their duck blind,   I'll have to look more to find it, but this one is funny too



youtube.com/watch?v=RJhuieEgsSg



youtube.com/watch?v=uspfKkrPfeQ 



 



 



 


Edited by - dat on 11/29/2012 13:42:10

mbanjo - Posted - 11/29/2012:  14:43:18



big    Thanks........ I enjoyed those.................some gun in the first one.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2012:  16:15:23



Ok, you asked for it (at least some of you):



I was watching twin 10 year old boys for some very dear friends. We had finished eating dinner and were sitting around talking. I realized that I had to pass some gas and, knowing how much 10 year old boys love farts, asked them if they had ever seem me make my Golden Retriever, Kelly, fart. I straddled Kelly with my rear end over his, bent over and squeezed his size and farted a good rip. The boys were astonished and delighted and asked me to do it again. I demurred saying doing it too often could hurt Kelly. When I had to fart again I agreed and Kelly obliged. It was all great fun.



The next day my friends picked the boys up and headed home. A bit later, their mother Ruth called me up and said, "What have you been doing to the boys?!?" She explained that they were squeezing Freckles their Brittany Spaniel and telling her I could make Kelly fart on demand. She roared with laughter when I explained.



Years later, when the twins were graduating from High School and had some friends over to the house, Ruth overheard them telling the friends about a man they knew who made his dog fart. She broke out laughing when she realized that they had never figured it out. They were pretty upset when they found out they had been duped for so long.

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  07:40:34



kids are fun,  'specially when it's the first time they pull a finger

DeanT - Posted - 11/30/2012:  09:59:53


Very often our dogs farts are silent... but deadly, if there's any kids around, I blame them

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  10:06:13



good call, always blame the kid

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  10:18:08



Hostess Bakery



You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. But you may not have heard how It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.  

DeanT - Posted - 11/30/2012:  10:25:59



frown... so that they can vote to raise our taxes by $3K next yearno

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  10:39:43



That's OK, after our great president gets this session of gongress through, he is going on vacation in Hawaii, at an estimated 4.5 million dollers of gov'ment money

Alaina - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:14:49



That's it, I'm moving to space

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:19:04



traveling like this?


 


quote:


Originally posted by mbanjo









 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:48:16



A gas powered rocket!

DeanT - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:49:19



I'm too old to move to space... even though my dog's rocket boosters could probably get me there. Living on a pension doesn't leave much left over, and $3K is a lot of gigs to do, to pay for the $%)*&(!@#%$#@! who don't )(*&*^%$#@ and ^%$$#@#@! and all the other @#$$%%^%&. 



I'd be happy with Australia, at least they have interesting wild life and big cans of beer.

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:51:34



what is their best beer there, all we hear about is Fosters, which isn't bad, but I'm sure they have more than one brand

Alaina - Posted - 11/30/2012:  11:55:02



Australia is my second choice

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  12:06:52



quote:


Originally posted by Alaina




Australia is my second choice






 for beer?

Alaina - Posted - 11/30/2012:  12:12:55



No that would be Prague or Belgium

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  12:17:34



good thing about Belgium is they make good beer and good firearms, beer and guns always go good togeather

Alaina - Posted - 11/30/2012:  12:21:46



We just got a Bev-Mo in by my house and they have a really good Belgian peach beer that is super yummy


Edited by - Alaina on 11/30/2012 12:22:07

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2012:  14:48:03



Yup, nothing like a night of drunken shooting to liven things up a bit. We usually top it off with a high-speed motorcycle ride.

dat - Posted - 11/30/2012:  14:56:03



you say that, I have a friend that had an ellergic reaction to a motorcycle and a bottle of jim beam

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2012:  15:22:05



Been there, almost done that. Somehow missed the rash.

DeanT - Posted - 11/30/2012:  17:06:28



we tried barefoot waterskiing and beer. Beer won

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2012:  17:46:16



Downhill skiing gets interesting after a few brews too.

DeanT - Posted - 11/30/2012:  18:31:37



gosh I'm getting thirsty for a beer... and I haven't drank in 22 years!

dat - Posted - 12/01/2012:  06:44:15



we would always drink before skeet shooting

DeanT - Posted - 12/01/2012:  08:13:59



We could never afford skeet shooting... we just shot the beer cans....

dat - Posted - 12/01/2012:  08:23:53



we got liquored up at the deer lease and started throwing bottles in the back of one guys truck, ended up the more we drank the higher arc the bottles took to get in his truck  (bottles were on sale cheap, so we all got those instead of cans)  he was even throwing the bottles in his truck , most broke, but anyway, about 2:30 in the morning the night before deer season started we were all sitting around (still) playing 42 and throwing the empty bottles, he finally realized they were breaking and looked up and said  " Hey, Ya'll stop breaking those cans in my truck"

DeanT - Posted - 12/01/2012:  09:46:33



I'll never forget the sound of beer bottles and cans rattling all around in the bed of my old Ford truck. It was omnipresent.

dat - Posted - 12/01/2012:  09:49:31



and the sounds of beer cans flying up and hitting the back window right as they blew out

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2012:  09:52:31



Ah, the good old days?

dat - Posted - 12/01/2012:  10:36:35



I had fun, but I still have fun, I think the good part of the old days is that we lived through them without hurting ourselves (to bad anyway) and not hurting anybody else

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2012:  11:20:10



You said it. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun now. Maybe it's because I appreciate things more.

DeanT - Posted - 12/01/2012:  20:07:49



I remember things now, thats a plus

mbanjo - Posted - 12/01/2012:  23:11:15



quote:


Originally posted by DeanT




gosh I'm getting thirsty for a beer... and I haven't drank in 22 years!






How did you manage to quit drinking?..........................I just stopped smoking not long ago, but If I didn't have a beer or two in the afternoon I would go mad.



 

DeanT - Posted - 12/02/2012:  00:27:57



Sometimes I think I am mad!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/02/2012:  22:12:08



Maybe you should start Drinking again and then you would have an excuse. wink

DeanT - Posted - 12/03/2012:  00:11:15



No drinking for me! It tends to mess things up a bit, and I don't think I could do those hangovers at my agesurprise

mbanjo - Posted - 12/03/2012:  00:35:27



Actually I am not supposed to drink either, I had major heart surgery a couple of years ago.



I also have another complaint much worse, so I try to make the most of each day..........Beer Helps.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2012:  04:39:20



I still drink, but in moderation. I don't enjoy hangovers. The last serious one I had was over 20 years ago.

dat - Posted - 12/03/2012:  06:57:02



I'll still drink too, not near like I used to and not near as often,  I still don't like to quit once I get started, but I know that now and pay attention to it instead of just drinking 'till I run out. I'll drink whisky once or twice a year, then not again for a couple of years. beer I'll still drink a couple here and there, but I don't buy a case or two or three every couple of days like before. if I bought a case now it would last a long time, even with company coming by and drinking

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