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chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2015:  07:42:15


Dogs can't figure out cats

DeanT - Posted - 01/06/2015:  08:45:25


Dogs are for cat's entertainmnet 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2015:  11:13:01


I thought cats were exercise machines for dogs.

dat - Posted - 01/06/2015:  12:09:46


my dogs never gave a cat a chance enough for exercise,  they just chomped and shook, then all was done

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2015:  12:43:27


Toby has come close but never caught one. He did catch a dove in mid air once. He was pointing it and the dove flushed back at him. All those treats he's caught paid off.

dat - Posted - 01/06/2015:  13:16:54


we had a cat in a tree in out front yard, our dog sat under the tree all night, we went to bed and he was there and woke up an the dog was on the porch and the cat was laying at the trunk of the tree,   many cats tried to cross the yard, few made it.  he didn't do anything with them after. just walked off and left them after he stopped them and gave them one good shake

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2015:  13:23:08


I don't think Toby has any idea what he would do with a cat if he ever caught one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2015:  13:23:39


Fido's revenge for all that taunting....lol

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2015:  13:27:15


Toby the hopeful

dat - Posted - 01/06/2015:  13:45:38


probably better off if he doesn't, once they know they can kill a cat easy, they don't give them a chance, as long as they don't know, they kinda stand back a little

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2015:  14:12:49


When I was growing up we still had fields separated with windrows of trees. (It's all developed now). One of our dogs learned to chase squirrels in the trees. He would run along underneath barking like a mad dog. The squirrels would leap from tree to tree and every now and then one would miss and fall to the ground and Blackie would pounce on them.  He got pretty good at it.

dat - Posted - 01/08/2015:  07:45:48


dogs are smarter than we give them credit for,   still can't say much for cats though

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 01/08/2015:  08:11:15


Work got off to a bang this week. Craziness.



We got a little more snow Tuesday than we were expecting, and it all hit during morning rush, so school's were closed and my work was closed. I went down into the basement to grab the shovel so I could shovel the walk. When I came up all the animals were acting a little weird and Fiona (my bigger dog) was missing. So I went upstairs and discovered she'd broken through the gate at the top of the stairs. I don't know if she wanted to visit with the new kitties or if she was hoping to get into the cat food that was out. But when I found her she was sitting in the middle of the hall totally terrified, trapped between the two new kitties.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 01/08/2015:  08:14:15


Also, thought I'd share this.



savingcountrymusic.com/mashup-...same-song

dat - Posted - 01/08/2015:  09:36:32


no snow here, but it's sure cold, I don't think it's sposed to get above 40 here for the next few days, was down below 20.   my fingers don't work well when it's below 65

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2015:  10:47:04


That's a little disturbing 'Niffer. LOL

dat - Posted - 01/08/2015:  12:28:39


country music today is just a blur in the radio anyway, that there just proves it

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2015:  12:32:04


When it comes to county, I'm more of a Don Edwards, Dave Stamey kind of guy.

DeanT - Posted - 01/08/2015:  17:14:17


At least the country singers pull their pants up

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  05:44:29


True

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  05:58:43


I wear suspenders sometimes, my butt is as narrow as my hips and a belt doesn't hold well, but then again, I don't sing

DeanT - Posted - 01/09/2015:  06:28:05


Today's country female singers are pretty hot

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  06:41:27


and the old ones are too



Dolly Parton

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  06:46:43


and many more,   I guess all and all,  I just think women look nice



OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  06:48:01


Beautiful and talented is a nice combination. Sort of describes my second wife except that she was crazy too.

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  07:24:50


. crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy. . crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.   crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy. . crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  . crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy. . crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.   crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy. . crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.  crazy?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room. it was cold, I died, they buried me. the worms tickled my toes, and that drove me crazy.



 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  11:39:45


That's nuts.

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  12:19:29


big   my niece taught me that, she goes to OU

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2015:  13:06:41


Crazy?!? You think THAT'S crazy!? I was crazy enough to read that whole post,Daniel.....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:16:33


Sounds like an interesting girl

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:16:41


that is crazy,    I would have quit after about the 50th line

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:23:00


Did you spot the typo Chuck?

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:33:39


bad thing about copy and paste, if you have one typo,   you have it over and over

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:45:05


Huh? WHAT the HAY is a typo chuck? Some kind of new fangled cyber tool?


Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/09/2015 14:45:40

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:50:40


I was just kidding. I didn't read it closely enough to find any typos.


Edited by - OM45GE on 01/09/2015 14:50:51

dat - Posted - 01/09/2015:  14:51:53


kinda like a drill chuck, but goes on the keyboard, the latest in computer fubars

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2015:  15:04:30


Ok, enuff already...what in tarnation is a fubar?! Groan...I'll never fit into the 21 st century. Now, where's my slide rule?....

DeanT - Posted - 01/09/2015:  15:06:26


My 3 x-wifes were all crazy. But I win, because I got married a 4th time

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2015:  15:42:48


Isn't one definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results? 😁

DeanT - Posted - 01/09/2015:  17:54:28


I got lucky, #4 isn't a whacked out bi-polor skitzoid drunk money eater... 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2015:  04:33:26


quote:

Originally posted by chuckv97

Ok, enuff already...what in tarnation is a fubar?! Groan...I'll never fit into the 21 st century. Now, where's my slide rule?....







F&@ked Up Beyond All Recognition. 

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 01/10/2015:  07:13:05


I've been on a couple search committees recently where they've asked me to be on the committee because they want "a technology expert".  I kinda like interviewing and hiring people so I usually say yes when they ask.  But I keep thinking I probably should mention I'm not really a technology expert.


DeanT - Posted - 01/10/2015:  07:37:37


Are they going to start using drones?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2015:  12:47:10


Interview drones?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2015:  13:15:13


As you drone on and on about how great the company is to work for?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 01/10/2015:  19:47:10


I got asked in a meeting how my current "temporary" position was going.  My response was non-verbal.  One of the women in the meeting just laughed.  "Did you see that?  She rolled her eyes."



(Due to budget cuts they've implemented a hiring freeze, which means I may be "temporary" for a long, long time.)



 



 



Edited by - Mr. Quimby on 01/10/2015 19:47:39

DeanT - Posted - 01/10/2015:  23:14:58


How can you interview and hire people when there is a hiring freeze?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2015:  06:02:16


We've had "hiring freezes"  and still recruited for 1,500 position. Right now they're slowing everything down by mot approving offers. I hate it when they do that, because my hiring managers are expecting me to move things along and think it's my fault.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 01/12/2015:  10:11:33


quote:

Originally posted by DeanT

How can you interview and hire people when there is a hiring freeze?







We can't.



The committees I was on were before the freeze.

dat - Posted - 01/12/2015:  14:54:11


we just have salary freezes

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