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 ARCHIVED TOPIC: I survived the 300 post game Part 41


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DeanT - Posted - 02/26/2015:  06:40:18


he must not have used fortune cookies

dat - Posted - 02/26/2015:  07:28:47


maybe you should save your chicken bones and throw those for the numbers instead

DeanT - Posted - 02/26/2015:  12:08:43


My dogs would eat them before they hit the ground...

dat - Posted - 02/26/2015:  13:44:39


which is a good way to read the bones.  if they don't hit the ground, that means DON'T buy a ticket

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2015:  14:42:22


Or you could buy one of those fake winning tickets and pretend you were rich.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2015:  14:49:36


Hmmm.......can you buy a fake Porsche and attract a fake trophy gal?

DeanT - Posted - 02/26/2015:  15:27:24


would you have to blow her up?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 02/26/2015:  17:11:30


I knew a girl whose dad won a million dollar lotto.  She told me, "It's really not that much money." I think that her dad made a nice six figure income.  If the million was a ten year out deal, after taxes he probably was getting about $50k a year, which likely didn't seem to be all that impressive to them.



I was making about $25k a year at that point and definitely wouldn't have argued with a $50k bonus every year.


Mr. Quimby - Posted - 02/26/2015:  17:12:03


I never thought to inquire if he had a blow up girlfriend.


DeanT - Posted - 02/26/2015:  18:08:01


$50K a year would work for me!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2015:  22:28:43


$50K buys a luxury model blow-up girlfriend ,,WOW !

dat - Posted - 02/27/2015:  05:38:20


50 k a year would be nice,  as  far as the blow up girlfriend, don't they all blow up just a little after getting married, of course I've put on a few pounds so I can't say much

DeanT - Posted - 02/27/2015:  06:13:30


the bank account deflates after getting married

dat - Posted - 02/27/2015:  07:07:51


yeah, you would figure that two can live cheaper than one, but that doesn't work, next thing you know there are three then four, and it keeps getting more expensive, about another year and we'll be back down to just two, I keep telling that youngest girl that we are gonna break her plate as soon as she is out of high school,   the oldest stayed untill she got out of nursing school and got married

DeanT - Posted - 02/27/2015:  11:35:26


Both mine were gone at 18... man time flies... my youngest turns 27 in June

dat - Posted - 02/27/2015:  12:33:50


I believe our youngest will scatter as soon at the eve of her 18th, but I could be wrong

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2015:  15:38:17


I've told my son he has to stick around ant take care of me in my old age. big

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2015:  15:47:23


"ant" ??

DeanT - Posted - 02/27/2015:  16:14:03


ants are married to unkles

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 02/27/2015:  16:45:45


I thought unkles were the joint above you foot.  I twisted my unkle once.



 



Edited by - Mr. Quimby on 02/27/2015 16:46:11

DeanT - Posted - 02/27/2015:  18:26:58


I had a lot of sprained unkles when I was growing up!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2015:  20:11:58


When I played soccer, my unkle got kicked many times

DeanT - Posted - 02/27/2015:  22:35:58


Some people get tattoos on their unkles

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  04:12:57


I do. 

dat - Posted - 02/28/2015:  06:53:53


I thought about getting a tat back 25 years or so ago, never did just cause I didn't know what picture I would want to sag when I was 80,   my unkle had tattos from WWII, at one time they probably looked nice

DeanT - Posted - 02/28/2015:  06:55:08


I have a bunch of tattoos, but none on my unkle

dat - Posted - 02/28/2015:  07:10:18


seems like when that needle passes over the unkle bone, you would know it pretty well right off

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  08:02:27


I'm kind of on the fence about tattoos. Never been a slave to fashion, (as anyone can see from my wardrobe,,lol). However, I did consider joining the navy once. 😁

dat - Posted - 02/28/2015:  08:22:55


I thought about the Navy, till I found out they didn't dress like this anymore.




Edited by - dat on 02/28/2015 08:23:22

DeanT - Posted - 02/28/2015:  11:41:49


I got tattoos back when they still had shock value.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  13:57:34


Any you wish you didn't do?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 02/28/2015:  14:52:35


I've got a tattoo.  It's not as pretty as it was, but it's not bad.



I remember when I got it, though, being surprised how expensive it was.  Back then it was $50 for a small tattoo on your upper arm.  Any larger or anywhere else on your body cost more.  Mine is on my upper thigh, so it cost $75.  That was almost 20 years ago.  I have no idea what they cost nowadays.  But whenever I see someone with a huge tattoo, like a sleeve or something, all I can think is how much it cost and didn't they have anything better to do with their money?


DeanT - Posted - 02/28/2015:  15:52:17


I have 34 tattoos. Got my last one in 1991, and they are all looking ragged. My friends and I had the equipment, so many of mine are home grown. If I could do it over, I wouldn't do any of them. But I'd also never have any removed. Just part of who I am. It's always funny when some young punk say's "nice tats" and I just nod. When I really want to say " you are so stupid and don't have a clue because they are all old and look like ass"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2015:  18:16:48


Some people spend thousands of dollars on their ink. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2015:  21:13:43


I don't get it, but whatever floats your boat

DeanT - Posted - 02/28/2015:  23:20:15


What I don't get is the piercings, some are just downright gross

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  11:11:58


I don't see the appeal of hanging a fishing lure from your belly button. 

DeanT - Posted - 03/01/2015:  12:16:07


or chaining your nose to your ear...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  13:06:00


I guy I went to school with stopped doing that after he got in a bar fight and the other guy grabbed the chain and ripped it out of both ends. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015:  13:30:06


OUCH !

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015:  16:44:10


Lots of blood too 

DeanT - Posted - 03/01/2015:  18:08:06


could have been connected to a nipple ring too...

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 03/01/2015:  19:21:45


There was a girl who we hired to work at the store where I work.  She'd stretched her earlobes out.  She didn't have the loops or whatever they're called that stretch the lobes, so it was all stretched and just hanging there.  Sometime she'd put regular hoop earrings in and that was practically worse--just this flaccid skin hanging down from her ears that would get twisted if the hoops caught on anything.



I had trouble looking at her when she talked.


chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015:  20:16:08


Hmmm...going back to old African customs. Soon we'll have people boiling each other in a big iron pots over an open fire....

DeanT - Posted - 03/01/2015:  22:21:34


Those ear hoops are the worst, what possesses someone to do that? Boiled brains or something

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2015:  05:05:06


On a somewhat related note, I met a guy at the beach once who had a glass eye that was painted like an eight ball from pool. It was disconcerting. 

DeanT - Posted - 03/02/2015:  06:14:58


could it tell your fortune?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2015:  10:20:19


Ok,here it comes......was he "behind the eight ball"?

DeanT - Posted - 03/02/2015:  11:31:40


8-ball in the corner eye socket for the win...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2015:  03:04:38


LOL. I never thought to ask him if he had other designs. 



I knew another guy who carried a glass eye around with him. If he was at a bar and had to use the men's room he used to put it on the bar and say, "Here, keep an eye on my drink."  It was funny the first couple of times. 

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