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OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2014:  06:15:18


My first wife was from Madawaska Maine. Even in the 1970's the pay phones had instructions on how to use a dial phone because many of the exchanges up there still used a switchboard operator to place all the calls. 

DeanT - Posted - 12/16/2014:  10:18:08


The advancements in our lifetime have been mind blowing. I'm probably typing on my last desk top computer. We got a nice big ipad, and I like it. 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2014:  10:23:35


It is incredible. Some of the things we take for granted would have been science fiction not too many years ago.

dat - Posted - 12/16/2014:  14:51:29


no tellin how far electronics will go, scary

DeanT - Posted - 12/16/2014:  16:42:40


When I train for marathons, I have a little clip on radio/mp3 player. it's about half the size of a credit card, and has hundreds of songs on it. 20 years ago I ran with a Sony walkman... which played cassette tapes, and seems like a brick now (I still have it and it still works).

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  05:26:55


I know. My iPhone has WAY more computing power than the Digital PD11 that I worked with in the 1970's (and which were the size of a refrigerator), it's got a GPS, digital camera, MP3 player with about 5,000 songs, pedometer, compass, guitar tuner, metronome, magazines, several hundred books, thousands of photos both in it and on the Internet, ATM machine where I can do all my banking except get cash, a weather station including an anemometer, TV, an extremely accurate level, games galore, timers and alarm clocks, a calculator and on and on..... I would need a tractor trailer to carry all that stuff with me.



You could reasonably ask "why", but I can!

DeanT - Posted - 12/17/2014:  05:48:56


And there is a record of everything you do on it. I'm always amazed on the Forensic shows, by what they can learn from people's cell phones

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  05:55:13


I know. Big brother is definitely watching.

dat - Posted - 12/17/2014:  06:43:42


just don't do anything to bring attention to your self, like talk about politics or long range target shooting and ballistics in the same sentence

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  08:23:13


I read a story recently about two guys who parachuted off a building in New York City (illegal) in the middle of the night. Someone saw them land and called 911. They had a getaway car that couldn't be tied to them, drove that to a second getaway car and the cops used a series of private and public surveillance cameras to track the whole thing and arrested them in NJ.

dat - Posted - 12/17/2014:  09:06:22


in all, it is illegal, but what did it hurt?  even if the parachute didn't work they would have just hurt (killed) themselves,   we have a lot of laws protecting ourselves from ourselves that in the long run don't make a difference.



I know we need laws, but some I wonder why they came around

DeanT - Posted - 12/17/2014:  09:33:41


base jumpers and wing suit guys are about the craziest in the universe. Just driving down the highway is enough of a rush for me

dat - Posted - 12/17/2014:  09:48:46


Stepping out of bed in the morning is pretty exciting knowing I made it one more

DeanT - Posted - 12/17/2014:  13:51:59


I had a friend who admitted that he would pray to die in his sleep. He was a week away from turning 60... and he died in his sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2014:  17:04:08


Careful what you wish for...

dat - Posted - 12/18/2014:  10:27:18


A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.



The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"



"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.



The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.



The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer,"



The ostrich says "I'll have the same."



Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.



This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.



"Well, it's close to last orders, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man.



"Same for me" says the ostrich.



"That will be $7.20" says the bartender.



Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.



The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"



"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."



"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"



"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.



"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"



The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

DeanT - Posted - 12/18/2014:  11:11:06


I can think of a lot worse than an ostrich... like the human variety sticking their hands in your pocket....

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/18/2014:  16:06:38


Ahem....pocket pool?....

DeanT - Posted - 12/18/2014:  17:11:04


No way to be that lucky... more like credit card search

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  06:02:37


There's a similar joke but instead of the ostrich the guy has a foot tall guy playing piano. His second wish was not for a 12 inch pianist

DeanT - Posted - 12/19/2014:  06:12:47


I'd be pretty happy if the Geanie was Barbra Eden

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  06:15:57


I used to love that show.

dat - Posted - 12/19/2014:  07:22:32


I'm not sure if I liked the show, or just watching her

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  09:00:07


Well, yeah.

DeanT - Posted - 12/19/2014:  10:07:02


She's still amazing

dat - Posted - 12/19/2014:  10:36:32


I used to watch the fall guy so I could see Heather Thomas

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  12:27:57


Like anyone watched Charlie's Angels for the thrilling mystery plots.

dat - Posted - 12/19/2014:  12:35:09


Now Scooby Doo, those were great mysteries, I watches Charlies angles hoping there would be a bikini scene

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  12:58:42


Here you go, wet and wild:



youtube.com/watch?v=B0gOHtq6n_o

DeanT - Posted - 12/19/2014:  14:08:06


Still not even close to Jamie Lee in the move Perfect. Hottest film in the history of mankind

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2014:  15:37:20


She was (and still is) incredibly attractive. 

dat - Posted - 12/20/2014:  07:07:14


She is, I wouldn't really call her pretty, but she is very attractive

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2014:  08:03:25


I liked her in A Fish Called Wanda

dat - Posted - 12/20/2014:  10:09:13


haven't seen that movie in years,  I think I saw it right after high school, or may be during high school, I don't remember for sure, but it's been a long time

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2014:  18:36:44


Funny flick. 

DeanT - Posted - 12/20/2014:  22:59:21


She was steaming in True Lies

ErikH - Posted - 12/21/2014:  04:51:52


The topless scene in "Trading Places" deserves honorable mention.

DeanT - Posted - 12/21/2014:  07:18:35


Oh yeah... can't forget about that!

flake - Posted - 12/22/2014:  09:38:07


I still think she was hottest in "Halloween". I was always attracted to the smart ones.

I guess opposites attract. :-)



mike

dat - Posted - 12/22/2014:  10:21:59


quote:

Originally posted by DeanT

She's still amazing






 she does an excellent yogurt commercial

DeanT - Posted - 12/22/2014:  10:29:40


Sometimes commercials are better than the shows...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2014:  15:11:04


Sometimes

DeanT - Posted - 12/22/2014:  17:01:37


I like the Sonic commercials

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/22/2014:  17:57:59


whoever thought this thread would go this far

DeanT - Posted - 12/22/2014:  22:21:06


Is it a world record?

dat - Posted - 12/23/2014:  06:20:40


it could be, the original 300 post game (started by Orical) only lasted 300 posts, then before that was just the post game

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2014:  13:59:17


What happened to Oracle?

dat - Posted - 12/23/2014:  14:03:47


been a long time since I've seen him post anything

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2014:  14:23:41


I don't remember him at all.

dat - Posted - 12/23/2014:  14:38:12


he changed his name, but still hasn't posted in a great long time,   Kroll or sumthin like that now

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