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 ARCHIVED TOPIC: I survived the 300 post game Part 41


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Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  11:30:17


Well then just think how hard it would be to run with the glass while thinking about grocery shopping and at the same time smoking a cigarette! I'm not sure anyone could handle it

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  11:31:09


"And then.....depression set in."

John Winger, STRIPES



mike in harlan

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  11:32:46


I've run with a glass before......usually being chased by a friend who claimed I had the keys to the car......when I didn't drive there in the first place.



mike in harlan

Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  11:36:23


Well THAT sounds exciting!

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  12:09:23


Horribly entertaining.

I'm sorry...I'm doing about four different things right now.....mending a broken neck on a bass......looking for clamps.....trying to activate my voice mail.....

running racoons out of my Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Cereal......elevated Pro-Time.........the usual....



mike in harlan

Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  12:13:00


Well I'm at work waiting for people to get back so I can go to lunch. Though I'd much rather be at home baking something...

dat - Posted - 04/29/2013:  12:22:37


well hello Mr. Kelly, how ya been

DeanT - Posted - 04/29/2013:  14:39:35


They still make Cap'n crunch peanut butter? I suddenly got a massive sweet tooth...

Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  14:41:52


Of course they still make it like that! I think Walmart still has it

DeanT - Posted - 04/29/2013:  16:14:33


I ate a row of Oreo cookies instead....

Alaina - Posted - 04/29/2013:  16:16:26


Regular or double stuff?

mbanjo - Posted - 04/29/2013:  18:36:18


A priest saw a girl removin her blouse. He prayed. "God please close my eyes."..........

When he opened his eyes the girl was naked. This time he prayed, "God please close your eyes."

DeanT - Posted - 04/29/2013:  18:40:32


These were regular stuff... but I love double stuff... and the mint are to die for. 



God sees all even with his eyes closed...

mbanjo - Posted - 04/29/2013:  19:34:16


I know........I get in trouble every day

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  20:19:46


Hey dat!  Long time, no see! I suppose it's been peaceful in my abcess.....abscence.....whatever.



mike in harlan



 

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  20:22:55


I feel like I've been working with a big pile of bananas. 

I don't know what that means,exactly.

A lady from my church said it last night.

Of course, she was on IV Ativan, too.



mike in harlan

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  20:24:27


My goodness.....I've been on this board for almost nine years.

No wonder I've not gotten any better at the banjo.  ;-)



mike in harlan



 

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  20:25:29


My typing skills have improved, however.



mike in harlan

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  20:38:05


I promise I'm going to post more and once again become a productive member of the "I Survived" forum.





























Don't everybody clap at once.



mike in harlan

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  21:00:53


I don't seem to remember everyone going to bed before midnight before.  You guys are lame.



mike in harlan

dmiller - Posted - 04/29/2013:  21:17:51


Speaking of preachers - - -



There was a preacher who saw a "lady of the night" while in town and said:



"Sister!!  I want you to know I prayed for you for TWO hours last night"!!



The "lady" looked at him and said ""Well I cain't figure out why you did that!

All you had to do was call me on the telephone, and I'd of been there in 

just two minutes!! "

flake - Posted - 04/29/2013:  21:23:09


I get that...and that's funny! ;-)



I had a friend during high school that was at a loss for words if he hadn't read it in "Car Craft" magazine.  Every once in a while, he'd look at me and say things like..."You know....people have more fun than anybody."



mike in harlan

mbanjo - Posted - 04/29/2013:  22:02:46


Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill..........

four of my friends are OK,.........so I must be the one.

dat - Posted - 04/30/2013:  07:09:50


quote:

Originally posted by flake

 

I don't seem to remember everyone going to bed before midnight before.  You guys are lame.



mike in harlan






I only post at work,   I don't want to waste my family time

DeanT - Posted - 04/30/2013:  07:51:41


I only post at home. Retired...

dat - Posted - 04/30/2013:  08:47:25


shouldn't you be at starbucks posting on free internet?

Alaina - Posted - 04/30/2013:  08:56:58


I also only post at work... Makes the day go by faster

DeanT - Posted - 04/30/2013:  10:45:52


I'm telling Janettongue



I'd rather be at McDonalds slurping down a chocolate shake...

Alaina - Posted - 04/30/2013:  10:48:34


She told me to be on here lol

dat - Posted - 04/30/2013:  11:01:31


AND YOU ARE DOING WELL

Alaina - Posted - 04/30/2013:  11:02:57


Why thank you!

flake - Posted - 04/30/2013:  11:34:18


Okay....I'm here.....dazzle me.



mike in harlan

dat - Posted - 04/30/2013:  12:26:53


quote:

Originally posted by flake

 

Okay....I'm here.....dazzle me.



mike in harlan






Beef Jerky and gravy

mbanjo - Posted - 04/30/2013:  12:30:22


I'm just having my first anti-dazzle coffee for the day

dat - Posted - 04/30/2013:  12:44:23


pour in a splash or three of Connemara Cask single malt , then it wakes up the coffee

DeanT - Posted - 04/30/2013:  13:32:03


Janet must be a cool boss!

Alaina - Posted - 04/30/2013:  16:50:55


I don't know how anyone can drink coffee lol

DeanT - Posted - 04/30/2013:  17:36:47


Have you ever studied for finals?

dat - Posted - 05/01/2013:  08:23:36


coffee is great, we started drinking it with milk and sugar at about age 5, then we got weaned off the sugar then off the milk at about ten,   now it's no milk, no sugar and very little water

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  08:43:13


I studied with Monster, Rockstar, and RedBull lol

dat - Posted - 05/01/2013:  08:49:12


I studied with beer

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  08:50:03


Beer is good, but I'm going to have to stick with amaretto or vodka

dat - Posted - 05/01/2013:  10:00:45


Jim Beam made me study a lot of things too, one time I had to study on how to get my boat out of the tree I ran up on top of

DeanT - Posted - 05/01/2013:  10:51:54


I got to study the effect of guard rails on a Dodge Polara. I also got a court lesson about how much I owed the city for the guard rail.

dat - Posted - 05/01/2013:  10:53:46


there are many learning experiences with Jim Beam

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  14:36:50


There are also many learning experiences with water, milk, juice, and pop

DeanT - Posted - 05/01/2013:  16:36:10


I learned a lot from Pop's leather belt

Alaina - Posted - 05/01/2013:  16:36:56


Grandma's wooden spoon

mbanjo - Posted - 05/01/2013:  20:41:24


Grandmothers are so cruel....

dat - Posted - 05/02/2013:  05:46:07


parents now should be more like the grandparents from then

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