OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2021:  05:40:10

that they decided to move to the remote reaches of South America.

There they hoped to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2021:  08:19:36

rope cattle with the gauchos on the Pampas.

Their Spanish, however,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2021:  03:41:45

was very poor leading them to call the head gaucho a dog instead of Pedro.

They tried speaking loudly

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/08/2021:  11:16:42

but had sore throat’s from drinking too much tequila and could hardly make a sound.

This pissed off

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/08/2021:  11:44:36

the whole group as they rode out of town.

The next time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/08/2021:  14:08:57

the outhouse gets painted, rumor has it the color will be changed.

Someone

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/08/2021:  14:43:55

picked orange and now it looks like funny.

You could

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2021:  15:08:20

see it from yonder railroad freight yards which attracted constipated hobos.

Their time spent

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2021:  03:27:44

inside the outhouse rendered it essentially uninhabitable.

Except, of course, the old

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/09/2021:  05:35:58

gray mare she still ain’t what she used to be.

Could be

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/09/2021:  07:44:38

I’ll ride an old paint in the parade next week.

We’re celebrating “Tonto Days”

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/09/2021:  19:10:48

Thursday thru the weekend so please make sure to attend.

Tonto once said,

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2021:  03:05:43

he was secretly plotting revenge for the mistreatment of indigenous people at the hands of the settlers.

He was particularly

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/10/2021:  05:21:03

upset when he learned the Lone Ranger wore a mask because he didn’t want to be seen associating with native Americans.

This caused great consternation

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2021:  05:27:08

among the Hekauwee tribe.

They loved pow wows

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2021:  05:54:23

because it distracted the outsiders from the real purpose of the gathering.

That way they were able to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/10/2021:  12:37:45

smoke heap big wacky weed in peace pipe while recording the event on a Big Chief school tablet.

Eventually

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2021:  15:43:25

the gringos figured it out and tried to get in on the pipe action.

That went awry when

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2021:  15:59:43

medicine man Two Feathers rattled his beads over their heads.

They then ran off in fear

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2021:  03:13:28

because they were as ill informed as vaccine deniers.

Not knowing what effect the beads would have, they assumed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/11/2021:  05:06:36

the worst and Quickly developed an ill conceived, totally ridiculous, outrageous, conspiracy theory.

Soon the entire tribe

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2021:  05:34:25

was being accused of hiding Elvis with captive aliens who were being forced to shred ballots.

It got even more bizarre when

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/11/2021:  05:47:20

the tribe leader bought a tanning machine and insisted his resulting orange color skin was from the terrible lighting in the TeePee.



Eventually 

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OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2021:  06:48:26

the tribe was successful in getting an injunction against the gringos and they were removed from the reservation.

Attendance at the casino plummeted

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2021:  07:05:26

so the tribesmen reverted to hunting buffalo.

They rode for 3 days but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/11/2021:  08:29:40

finally stopped for a sandwich at Jimmy’s Lunch.

They

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/11/2021:  09:41:56

of course ordered a Buffalo Barbecue sandwich and fries.

They even

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2021:  03:50:12

planned to have desert.

The menu included

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2021:  07:45:44

prairie oysters flambé or moose tracks ice cream.

The buffalo hunters harumphed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2021:  08:17:15

and demanded crème brûlée with aperitifs.

The waitstaff

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/13/2021:  06:11:02

was put off by their behavior and went on lunch break.

It wasn’t long

BeeEnvironment - Posted - 06/13/2021:  06:18:58

before a riot and food fight started.

Soon they traveled

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2021:  06:20:02

before Roy and Pat showed up in NellyBelle.

Their squeaky-clean appearance

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/13/2021:  10:36:56

really told the story about the way they were raised.

You see

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2021:  05:37:29

their mom always said a clean child is a happy child.

What she didn’t realize

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2021:  06:51:25

was that their underwear had skid marks on them an hour into their rough house playing.

Pat and Roy

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2021:  12:57:08

were identical twins.

Not even their mother

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/14/2021:  13:54:12

could tell them apart.

They figured

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  03:38:13

they could use this to their advantage.

First one of them would

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2021:  07:38:24

date a twin, then the other would date the other twin.

That way they could

KyBanjo - Posted - 06/15/2021:  10:44:44

switch out partners when it started getting a bit dull.

This seemed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  14:06:28

to work for a while until they realized that they were not really happy.

What they really wanted

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2021:  14:17:56

was a ménage a trois.

So they traveled to Quebec

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2021:  15:24:59

on their bicycles.

By the time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2021:  03:24:37

they got there they had forgotten why they came.

They turned around and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2021:  07:51:29

ditched their bicycles, then hopped a westbound freight.

Boxcar Willie greeted them

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2021:  10:59:18

with a cast iron skillet upside their heads.

When they came to,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2021:  14:27:57

they didn’t know who they were and didn’t remember a thing.

So

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2021:  03:39:17

Boxcar Willie told therm they’d been abducted by aliens and were on their way to Uranus to look for Klingons.

For some reason this