OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2017:  17:43:41

because the side effects are getting to be a bit much.

For example,

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2017:  04:30:33

last night I visioned 4 women with me ,,,,,,,,,,,at the same time

so I took another med and

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2017:  07:43:42

two more appeared, but they were old spinsters with sour dispositions.

Maybe it’s an omen

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2017:  03:51:00

to start a harem.

But then I would have to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2017:  06:28:16

share my blanket every night.

My sore back

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2017:  03:26:08

would surely suffer in a case like that.

I told the harem hostess to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2017:  10:55:15

rub my back with a hacksaw.

I was raised on pain

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  03:04:52

and had been circumcised with a garden hoe.

So you can just imagine what kind of

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2017:  05:12:39

pain it takes to get my attention.

This comes in handy when I

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  09:23:37

tell the guards to rough up somebody.

But they know I'm only joking so they

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2017:  12:51:43

usually just ask me to join in on their Mah Jhongg game.

They are quite enthusiastic

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  14:23:13

considering how lazy they are.

One time two of them went over

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2017:  15:06:05

the falls in a barrel.

Nary a trace

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2017:  05:39:47

of either of them was seen again.

The barrel was

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2017:  13:11:52

unfortunately manufactured from balsa wood by Leavenworth graduates.

When attempting a high-wire act

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2017:  15:20:34

it's best if you have your will in order.

After they get done mopping you up, the will be able to

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2017:  03:07:39

notify next of kin.

But the coroner has to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2017:  06:56:56

remove your fingerpicks and capo before he declares you dead.

The trouble with dying

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2017:  02:55:25

is when it gets in the way of your hobbies.

Speaking of hobbies, I started

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2017:  03:50:35

collecting 26 year old women.

I now have 12 but hope to

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/06/2017:  08:22:18

avoid police detection , since locking women in a cage is against the law, except in seedy carnivals.

I’m hoping to get a job running the Ferris wheel

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2017:  12:04:36

at Coney Island next summer.

All I have to do is

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2017:  17:52:37

figure out how they work.

It wouldn’t be good if

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2017:  18:33:36

I put in a bad showing the first day..

The only thing to

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2017:  02:52:56

look for is loose change in the Ferris wheel cars.

I once found

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/07/2017:  03:38:23

a used condom,,HA,HA,,imagine that.

I suppose that had to be what they call a quickie and would

OM45GE - Posted - 11/07/2017:  06:59:07

make me wonder why they didn't find someplace a bit more private.

Perhaps they like the thrill of

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/07/2017:  10:06:34

a thumbpick and a G string , and I won’t even mention the used condom.

I could weld the cars rigid

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2017:  03:15:53

rear axle to the frame, but that may compromise the ride a bit.

On the other hand, the ride is already

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/08/2017:  04:05:01

being very useful for certain activates.

Now that loop-o-plane might

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/08/2017:  09:58:50

be a big money-maker.

Just strap’em In

OM45GE - Posted - 11/08/2017:  11:53:12

and wait underneath the ride for the change to start raining down.

Just watch out for the falling

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2017:  06:52:29

puke and spittle.

Carney life is not so good when

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2017:  07:07:25

you get right down to it.

Unless, of course, you enjoy endless

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2017:  07:31:26

midnight drives to the next town with drunken toothless muleskinners.

My life seems to be careening out of control

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2017:  11:47:36

which may have something to do with my letting them talk me into sneaking into the luge run at Lake Placid.

The moment I pushed off, I knew

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2017:  13:46:22

my luge was destined to be disqualified.

But that didn't

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2017:  14:13:43

stop me, cuz I had a turbo charger on the small rototiller engine I installed last night.

I’ve also got a patent on

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2017:  02:46:37

the handheld rocket engine.

I am hoping

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banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2017:  02:52:52

to finish at least 3rd.

But if not,we'll just

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2017:  03:05:48

have to try and get the other contestants disqualified.



That’s worked for Tonya Harding

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/10/2017 03:07:04

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2017:  03:47:30

but she didn't get much out of the caper.

Crime only pays when

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2017:  05:47:51

you run for politics.

My loco Member of Parliament

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2017:  10:49:42

has just proven once again that avarice and greed are what motivates him.

He may actually have gone too far when he

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2017:  19:46:46

made a shady, yet lucrative deal with the Russians.

His political opponents

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/11/2017:  03:31:33

are raw-hawing him publicly.

But that usually happens when

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2017:  05:34:29

people who feign a holier then thou attitude are found to have feet of clay.

Then the fun begins when

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2017:  07:08:06

news reporters with many closeted skeletons pounce on the story with utter glee.

Trash-talking, Name-Calling, and biting insults

OM45GE - Posted - 11/11/2017:  11:08:18

seem to be what pass for civil discourse these days.

It's all pretty uncivil to me, especially