OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  06:43:30

lots of free time on their hands now that the college has lost its Federal funding and had to lay them all off.

We're hoping their former students will be able to find

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2017:  07:27:04

jobs flipping burgers ,or if that's a wash, dumpster-diving is always an option.

But if all else fails, you can always go trucking

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  08:01:56

in the USA and stay broke.

I drove a truck all day once and UPS

Forrest - Posted - 01/06/2017:  08:11:23

heard about my work and offered me a job wearing a brown suit.

The job involved

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2017:  09:05:47

hemming and warshing my shorts , but also delivering illegal pills from overseas.

My days as a pill-pusher

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  11:06:44

were long over so I turned them down.

Now I'm waiting

Forrest - Posted - 01/07/2017:  15:19:59

for my proverbial ship to come in, which will involve several mail order Russian women and a bottle of legal prescription pills.

The best kind of Russian women

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  16:03:04

are the ones who take the new "frisky" pills,,,nudge,nudge,,wink,wink.

But beware - their fingers are long

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  20:12:22

and their hand can be cold they just came inside on a cold Russian day.  

They may want to 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  14:40:14

cuddle,and kiss,,be very careful.

Those Russian babes are

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2017:  15:08:17

Bolshevik spies in disguise and in cognito, headquartered in Toledo.

Never tell them

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2017:  17:05:28

You'll marry them so they can get a green card. 

Then next thing you know,

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:12:01

they'll want to be taken to dinner.

And everyone know how

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2017:  19:25:47

much they eat and drink at one sitting, leading to boorish behaviour and foul language.

You might remember Vladlina Vladivostok

jistgreg - Posted - 01/09/2017:  02:39:20

, she of the dancing Blue Eyes. 

To see what she shares with friends, send

 

 

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/09/2017 02:49:35

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  03:08:15

$1,000 in unmarked bills to Gregory in Milwaukee. 

He will

jistgreg - Posted - 01/09/2017:  03:42:44

delay and delay and delay his reply in hopes that you will forget all about her, at least 'til the dough is safely stashed in his secret Cayman Islands account. 

Speaking of the Cayman Islands,

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2017:  04:35:33

proves we can speak.

Although there are times when

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  07:07:25

I wonder if anyone in the Cayman is listening because they don't respond very often.

In fact, they haven't

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  08:30:45

left their bank vaults in years, and internet and cell service can't penetrate their euphoria.

Lest I sound arrogantly sarcastic, let me

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  14:42:45

explain that my sarcasm is definitely, defiantly arrogant. 

In fact, I couldn't care less what 

Forrest - Posted - 01/09/2017:  20:04:18

any of you louts think about my sarcasm, attitude, or anything else for that matter.

Well, except for

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  20:21:48

the louts who sign my paycheques and prescription pads.



My meds are running out

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/09/2017 20:22:18

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  03:38:53

and the voices in my head are telling me it's time to make dinner for the aliens. 

I hope they 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2017:  07:39:01

bring some good pills with them.

I'm not addicted I'm just

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2017:  10:28:13

suffer from a opiate deficiency.

Since my demons left me

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  10:55:18

I don't have anyone to talk with.

Except, of course, the

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  04:08:27

devil himself,but he is stupid.

He will try to trick you if

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2017:  05:30:06

you're goofing off and looking for a shortcut.

I might stay under the bed today

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  06:17:37

but the old troll is there too.

Maybe we can share the

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  14:49:56

dust kitties and old chewing gum I know is down there.

I hope the troll likes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2017:  15:56:41

tales of impending doom and earthly conflagration.

Yesterday I was talking to a woman with a fat lip

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  02:50:46

if you can call her screaming at me for punching her "talking".

I wouldn't have 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:00:45

seen her for almost 3 weeks now.

I sure hope she

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:03:41

goes back to the plastic surgeon to fix that lip.

Leo the Lip used to speak

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:18:17

in a loud and angry voice, because as everyone knows, nice guys finish last.

Speaking of not-so-nice guys, 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:31:11

 I met "Tiny" the president of the local Hell's Angels chapter at the Harley dealership.

He said he thought green was a bad luck color on a Harley and I said,

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  08:11:46

that's too bad because your old lady sure looks good on the back of a green Hog. 

Perhaps that was the wrong

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  08:16:49

characterization of his sweat hog - calling her old and all.

Now if only I could

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  10:16:26

find the teeth that Tiny removed from my mouth.

Tiny went on to

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  11:22:40

load my green Harley in the back of his van, never to be seen again.

I wonder where

This is based on a true story by the way.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:29:17

Tiny took that thing?

But it doesn't matter because

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:32:57

those old green hogs are nothing but a pack of troubles.

Some women are attracted to hogs

Forrest - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:43:35

and by hogs, I don't mean the porcine variety, or any sort of innuendo. 

I guess they like the 

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  13:35:44

vibration that rumbles up through the seat.

Personally, I find it

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  14:39:48

hard on my kidney stones, never mind gall.



Police have the gall to pull me over

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/12/2017 14:40:59

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  15:47:40

for no apparent reason other than my Hells Angels vest and the giant reefer in my mouth.

I told them

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:39:31

I had some extra if the wanted ti indulge.

They said sure but don't

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:47:50

tell the chief about it.

What they don't know is that the Chief