chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2017:  06:28:19

horswoggle collectables shop proprietors with fraudulent facsimiles.

“Get your sorry a*s outta here,”, shouted

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/20/2017:  08:25:52

and take your junk with you!

So I took my stuff to the pawn shop where

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2017:  10:39:40

the majority of my belongings are.

I have to go there whenever I want

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2017:  10:42:49

to use my ‘lectric shaver that Mr. Philips himself sent me.

Autographed shavers are

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2017:  10:46:10

quite rare but seem to have little collector value.

I don't think they realize

J e f f - Posted - 10/20/2017:  17:11:15

that unless you have Earl's autograph, you don't have jack.

Have you heard that Jack finally

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/20/2017:  20:29:23

dumped Jill for Mary, she of the little lamb?

However, the happy couple got fleeced

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2017:  04:36:12

when Black Sheep took three bags of wool to the commodity market.



Mary recognized the dark and curly 

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banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2017:  05:00:32

stuff as belonging to Blackie,her other lamb.

But things went well till old Scrudge

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  07:10:35

got locked inside his safe.

He died happy

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2017:  07:40:09

for the first time in his life.

I never cared much for penny pinchers that never

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2017:  19:56:35

heard the word “charity “.

They must be

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:14:59

from greedy, self-centred,narcissistic, insensitive families.

Some even have the nerve

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:19:00

to sneer at those less fortunate than they, implying that it is their own fault.

They seem to think

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:21:10

being born into rich families is some kind of personal achievement.

Fortunately, none of these folks are in positions of

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:23:33

power....oh, wait a minute.

I almost forgot about

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2017:  20:26:47

the guy from Queens.....the one with the Russian pals.

The Joizy guvner has disappeared

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2017:  04:05:35

and his wife has taken up with a Five star General.

Nothing surprises me since

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2017:  03:23:25

I came to the realization that nothing was surprising.

That happened when

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2017:  04:05:42

I stopped being surprised.

Now things are beginning to look like

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2017:  08:13:47

the scenario I had predicted in my 1978 book, “That’s the Unvarnished Truth”.

After I visited Roswell

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2017:  17:26:20

I understood things about my family that had puzzled me for years.

For example, I now know how

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2017:  04:01:03

Uncle Edger got his nose broken 4 times.

Then there was the time that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2017:  05:50:52

we found out Aunt Mae was actually Uncle Mike.

The aliens didn't have anything directly to do with that, but we suspect they may have

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2017:  11:53:38

polluted our environment with hormone-altering gases.

Alien outhouses without vents

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2017:  13:14:28

are about the most noxious place in the universe.

The only place more foul is

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2017:  14:08:37

the sewers of New York.

The city manager should request more

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2017:  20:20:36

Ed Norton clones - the ones from Dr. Nakihonuv’s underground laboratory.

Rats and the occasional alligator roaming the sewers

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2017:  03:48:47

have become a big problem for the workers.

Open season has been declared on the critters and now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2017:  05:41:07

the sewer workers are ducking bullets and worried about leg hold traps.

The sewer alligator hunting craze is

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2017:  06:32:18

on a rampage in the New York underground.

At one time Elliot Ness lead forces against

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2017:  08:59:26

reptiles of a different kind.

He became well known for

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2017:  09:56:00

smashing whisky barrels with axes made from U.P. iron and old growth Maple.

Anything less would

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2017:  02:30:56

have offended his sense of entitlement.

Everything he owned was

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2017:  12:41:31

worth only a dollar two ninety eight.

But some of his junk was actually

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2017:  17:48:05

discovered years later in Rico’s basement.

Rico never could stand

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  02:50:43

the thought of all that stuff getting thrown out.

Ironically, it ended up

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  04:22:32

in the neighbor's yard and the neighbor threw it in the trash..

Later on,old Elliot gathered up a lot of

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  07:51:02

the stuff during his daily dump picking sessions.

He thought some of it was

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  09:41:37

from the great Chicago fire.

But as it turned out nobody

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2017:  10:32:03

had records of O’Leary’s cow actually starting the fire, so everyone wrote it off as the progress of man.

Blackhawks,, Bulls ,and Bears fans ,however,

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  13:28:48

have no idea of what's happening.

Better for them to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  18:42:17

have another beer and stop worrying about what they don’t know.

It would be better that they

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2017:  18:51:19

move north to Milwaukee where Les Paul learned his chops.

Don’t expect any miracles

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  19:43:01

and you won’t be disappointed.

Keeping a grip on reality

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2017:  05:04:37

is a full time job.

Unless you include the job that

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2017:  06:48:39

you had at the House of Horrors last year.

Suppressing fear is a noble undertaking

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2017:  07:55:27

that fills me with dread.

It's absolutely paralyzing

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2017:  09:13:16

when I see someone get decapitated.

Most of it is for show but what