OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2014:  11:01:28

spun their tires in their haste to get away.

Maybe it was the 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2014:  17:50:27

red brassiere I was wearing .

I think it's time to lose

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2014:  04:41:57

the red panty hose too.

Never fight with a brown bear unless

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  04:55:38

you really enjoy a painful death.

Some people actually do

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/14/2014:  06:34:10

look like death warmed over.

The Grim Reaper

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:09:17

has no claims on me- I don't believe he's real.

My reaper ain't grim

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2014:  10:43:06

 but it is looking a little ragged.

I've been thinking of

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/14/2014:  17:50:48

a new song to pick to sound like Earl

when the truck backfired

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2014:  04:21:21

It literally scared the crap out of me. 

Now I have to go home and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2014:  08:43:45

warsh my jockeys in the creek.

Cripple Creek

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2014:  09:39:25

is not just a song, it's a state of mind. 

Not one that I 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/15/2014:  15:39:54

would be going (up) in a whirl anyways.

Going up Caney

grooveshark.com/#!/search/song...+up+caney

Edited by - BigMonFan on 05/15/2014 15:41:48

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2014:  17:44:02

is a classic loved by many. 

However, some

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2014:  18:39:46

folks also like "Reynard in the Canebrakes" by Bill Emerson.

Canebrakes is

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/15/2014:  20:13:50

also mentioned by Tennessee Ernie Ford in his song, Sixteen Tons.

There's a funny video

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/15/2014:  20:53:33

every one should see it

the next

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2014:  04:59:52

time you're on You Tube check it out.

I would send you the URL but

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/16/2014:  17:06:14

BMF has it so he posted it for me.

It's not the funniest video ever was but still

youtube.com/watch?v=V_eWR2hT_YM

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2014:  17:31:05

worth watching.

Unless you prefer

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/16/2014:  18:20:55

to stay with the BHO and have a good laugh

the next time you go to the Swamps

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2014:  21:47:18

say hi to Churchy and Albert for me.

Gators make good

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2014:  04:49:06

night guards like junkyard dogs.

There are many varieties of

Edited by - banjoscotty on 05/17/2014 04:50:39

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2014:  05:15:50

idiots in the world 

Take me for example, I 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/17/2014:  17:03:47

know more than I look like I do

is it a mule or a horse that

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2014:  17:09:34

cannot procreate?

It seems sort of cruel

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2014:  20:45:11

to be alive without any dating skills.

My doctor,however,

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/18/2014:  11:33:45

assures me it's only a temporary condition and once it is corrected it won't take me long at all to get caught up.

I'm getting a second opinion

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2014:  14:03:42

took a course in nursing.

Drunks and drug pushers need not apply for

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2014:  14:14:42

for the 'shine running job.



Only the best drivers

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/18/2014 14:15:12

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/18/2014:  18:54:39

can take a crash corse

did anyone see the fish that

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2014:  03:37:32

Scaggs uncle Orville caught?

The Scioto River is not a

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2014:  05:59:07

much of a river when you get right down to it.

It's more of

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2014:  12:52:09

a VERY LARGE crick.

But on the other hand it

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2014:  12:59:05

does have some of the nicest fishing I've ever seen.

Just the other day

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/19/2014:  17:16:51

I cought a two pound carp

my boat sank and

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/19/2014:  17:30:10

the carp was so nice he got all his buddies to tow my boat ashore.

When it comes to fish tails

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2014:  21:03:55

the mermaids have the most appealing ones.

They're hard to catch

OM45GE - Posted - 05/20/2014:  06:32:06

but it is oh so worth it.

They will sometimes

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2014:  03:30:14

slip right out of your hands.

The new outhouse is ready for

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  04:27:33

the first customer.

We took great care to make

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  08:41:48

the double side-by-side seats comfortable.



And the piped-in banjo music

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/21/2014 08:42:22

Hankon5 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  08:53:29

filled the air .

But, time was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  09:59:51

none of these things wold have mattered.

The outhouse was what

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  13:54:31

pranksters tipped over on Hallow'een night.



Other warm memories

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/21/2014 13:55:24

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  13:58:35

include the time we all went cow tipping.

The cows weren't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  16:56:53

getting along since the bull was in the next pasture with you know who

the rains came and the rains came and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/21/2014:  17:50:36

finally the rains left. 

However, they left

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2014:  18:04:45

us sitting on the roof looking out on flooded farmland.



Outhouses were floating by

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/21/2014 18:05:36

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2014:  03:20:54

with people sitting on the roof looking out on flooded farmland.

All the band members belong to