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Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/04/2020:  17:25:31


cheesemaker I made blueish-green cheese.

One taste and

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/04/2020:  17:41:26


you will wonder how golf and amateur cheese making is not a summer Olympic sport.

Imagine a cheesy dog leg on the ninth hole

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2020:  21:35:15


in a custom 10 hole outhouse.

Some dogs think they need a litter box

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  03:38:31


to satisfy their snacking urges.

They might try

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/05/2020:  04:34:21


sniffing a crouch or two.

So embarrassing

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/05/2020:  05:10:44


when you don't bathe.

I look for a stick to throw

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/05/2020:  05:22:30


and if that doesn't work I yell "Squirrel"!!!

You should see the look

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  05:49:57


on all the squirrels’ faces when I do that.

They seem betrayed

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/05/2020:  05:57:51


because they can't conceive that kind of action coming from a nut.

Sometimes you feel

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2020:  09:36:04


, and sometimes you’re numb.

My last drunken binge

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  10:14:43


ended rather well if I do say so myself.

I woke up in the bed of

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/05/2020:  11:44:22


a semi as we crossed into Canada.

Free vacation

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2020:  12:28:08


trips of this manner were not on my bucket list.

Those flatbed trailers are hard on the spine

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2020:  12:51:06


.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2020:  13:33:07


and the road noise makes it difficult to sleep.

I much prefer

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/05/2020:  15:44:49


sleeping in bosom of a beautiful woman.

A guy can dream

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2020:  16:11:32


big and live small.

Speaking of small, my bank account

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/05/2020:  20:47:01


keeps drifting downward with every vet bill and college-expense request from my great niece.

I may have to start selling off banjos in order to

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2020:  02:54:53


fund all these requests.

I suppose I could

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2020:  03:25:28


tell her I’ve gone senile and can’t remember who she is, never mind the location of my bank.

My medicinal herbs

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/06/2020:  06:53:59


give strength when mugging people.

I need to go to a better neighborhood

roxygrl - Posted - 03/06/2020:  08:51:08


otherwise since my passport has arrived..



I may fly off to cities with buitiful landscapes..


Edited by - roxygrl on 03/06/2020 08:54:20

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/06/2020:  12:56:05


or I just may mow my lawn.

Depends how I feel

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/06/2020:  21:07:54


about the Coronavirus.

Meanwhile,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2020:  21:29:45


I’ve been drinking a quart of oregano oil a day to fend off any viruses, bacteria, and any blind date repercussions.

I expect to live

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/06/2020:  23:32:40


in an Italian restaurant for the next three months.

There no one will notice my

roxygrl - Posted - 03/07/2020:  03:07:42


our Aunt Fanny never have known her to pay the tab, she tip- toes out soon as the meal is gobbled up..

One evening several cops were sent to apprehend...

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/07/2020:  06:04:15


pizza eau de toilette.

My hair is getting super greasy

roxygrl - Posted - 03/07/2020:  06:46:00


quote: Pete you've posted in reply to page 553... please follow my Fanny..

Originally posted by Peter Vipulis

pizza eau de toilette.



My hair is getting super greasy






 

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/07/2020:  07:04:49


apprehend the bus boy who tackled her in the parking lot.

She threatened to sue and call the place Fanny Mia

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/07/2020:  10:04:13


but, since attorneys want to get paid, no lawyer would take her case.

So she reluctantly

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/08/2020:  04:27:51


suspended her frivolous lawsuit and took up hang gliding.

Meanwhile

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2020:  05:37:21


10 Martians had beaten up Pat Brady and stolen Nellybelle.



Roy & Dale were nonplussed


Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/08/2020 05:37:49

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/08/2020:  14:36:55


which is to say they were a big minus.

So they hopped on their horses and

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2020:  03:32:41


started singing with Trigger and Buttermilk singing harmony.

It was quite impressive

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2020:  11:43:03


and soon they were booked into the Long Branch for a week-long gig.

Kitty wanted them to

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/09/2020:  12:17:14


draw a different crowd than the usual bunch of low-life hangers-on and slick professional gamblers.

But then Bret Maverick

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/09/2020:  12:22:06


sashayed in with Rowdy Yates pulling up the rear.

These two have a reputation

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/09/2020:  20:05:00


that’s spread far beyond Dodge.

They sat down at a table and asked for a new deck so

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2020:  20:07:00


Festus obliged, raising an eyebrow with suspicion.

He demanded they hand in their guns to Sam

5B-Ranch - Posted - 03/09/2020:  21:00:46


,who wasn't buying what Bret and Rowdy were selling.

Dust busters like them are a dime a dozen

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  03:48:41


and even cheaper if you buy a whole case.



Establishing a value for humans is


Edited by - OM45GE on 03/10/2020 03:49:08

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2020:  06:24:46


a common practice at any undertaker’s office.

Coffins are on sale this week

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  09:12:28


on a cash and carry basis.

You will have to decide

Bill Rogers - Posted - 03/10/2020:  10:14:16


what level of gaud you want.

A plain one

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/10/2020:  10:49:14


I opted for the clear glass one, flat with the ground surface. If you don't like it, don't look.

I can't offend anyone because

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  11:03:18


All of my friends are imaginary.

Most of them don't

Peter Vipulis - Posted - 03/10/2020:  12:01:18


smoke or drink, so they are a good influence.

I asked one to meet me in Paris

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2020:  13:00:35


,Ontario - a charming little burg nestled on the banks of the picturesque Grand River.

He thought I meant Paris, France

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2020:  16:04:17


and I haven’t seen him since.

I hope he’s not

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