OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2021:  03:18:19

wait until the staff had locked up and left.

We came out from our hiding place and immediately

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/10/2021:  08:02:47

found the isle with bedding supplies.

The wife was so happy that she

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2021:  08:42:04

wanted to make whoopee.

I told her someone might be watching

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/10/2021:  09:23:21

and that really got her going.

Seems like

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2021:  10:47:03

only seconds had passed until we were humping like dogs in heat.

Suddenly

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2021:  12:35:16

our frantic coupling set off the motion detectors and the alarms started blaring.

For some reason, that made my wife

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/10/2021:  14:52:09

even more excited as she thought others may be watching.

I for one was not

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2021:  21:38:59

hanging around for the ensuing shame, humiliation, and embarrassment.



I should have raised a Spockian eyebrow when my newly-minted bride booked that motel room

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/10/2021 21:40:11

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2021:  02:59:14

and sent invitations to the entire local AAA baseball team.

The invitation asked them to bring

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  03:34:54

an extra umpire as the plays seem to be out of bounds for a motel game.

Seems that Walmart was not

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2021:  05:53:31

about to tow their car away.

The greeter acknowledged

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2021:  06:29:49

them with a cheerful hello and an offer to direct them to the department of their choice.

They respectfully declined help and

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  14:23:57

went to the sporting goods section of the store.

They then proceeded to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2021:  15:14:35

deflate the tires of the display bicycles.

Next

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2021:  17:05:38

they double knotted all the laces on the running shoes.

Then they cut off the aglets and

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2021:  17:32:52

pushed them into all the Dubbel Bubbel gum.

“I’m writing Sam Walton a scathing letter”

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/11/2021:  18:38:50

about what a nightmare it turned out to be being locked in.

It really never

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  03:14:40

had to end the way it did.

Unfortunately, we cannot

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  08:48:00

erase the terrible moments that we endured.

Next time we are

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  10:10:34

allowed visitors, I hope you will stop by to see us.

It’s quite lonely

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  11:31:15

at the Top most of the time.

I will do better

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  11:44:15

if they give me a second chance.

Actually, it’s more like the

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  15:48:27

the first time I went to the prom.

Please don't ask me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/12/2021:  16:53:59

what happened that night as my dyslexia had caused me to read “Welcome to the PORN” instead of prom.

I had dressed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2021:  17:05:12

like a streetwalker but Mrs. Lindsay stopped me at the door.

She admonished me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2021:  17:38:00

for wearing too much makeup and said that my purse didn’t match my shoes.

I’ve never been so

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/12/2021:  21:51:11

humiliated in my entire life.

To think that I

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2021:  03:12:40

had spent hours putting that outfit together.

I went home and had myself a good

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2021:  05:55:53

cry, then straightened my disheveled garb and went downtown to drum up some business.

A sign that things are improving

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2021:  06:10:30

is that I wasn’t abducted by aliens on my way downtown.

Every time that happens

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2021:  07:43:13

I feel lucky and make a wish.

My wish is

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/13/2021:  07:45:38

to become the next Earl of Kentucky.

Its a long shot but

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2021:  08:03:09

stranger things have happened.

For example, I was once

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2021:  15:56:28

roller skating with a Buffalo herd and it inspired me to write a song.



Another time

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/13/2021 15:57:41

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2021:  16:00:24

my barber in Kansas City told me joaks.

My woman’s sittin’ home with a month-old child

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/13/2021:  17:51:42

and one on they way.

I cant seem to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2021:  02:58:45

keep that sort of thing under control.

I yield to temptation

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/14/2021:  04:38:24

at every opportunity. 



Very seldom

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/14/2021 04:38:46

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2021:  05:53:34

have I been disappointed.

On time I went into

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2021:  07:43:11

a deep depression due to lack of whoopee.

My shrink told me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/14/2021:  10:42:48

she doesn’t want me to be naked at my appointments because my sweaty body sticks to her leather couch.

Now

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/14/2021:  12:00:21

she says she will only see me if I at least ware shorts.

I feel

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/14/2021:  13:47:22

like it’s my turn to let out a little line and tie-one-on at Alkali Ike’s Tavern.



When I arrived

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/14/2021 13:47:44

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/14/2021:  14:32:03

it was very crowded but there was one stool at the bar that was open.

I immediately

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2021:  03:35:02

sat down and ordered a Shirley Temple.

The bartender said

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2021:  10:01:04

they didn’t cotton to my kind around there.

I told him I’m just warming up

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/15/2021:  13:06:42

and that I was about to go in full ballistic mode.

This didn't seem to

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2021:  13:53:15

impress him very much.

He yawned and turned

KyBanjo - Posted - 05/15/2021:  14:26:56

with a very intriguing look about his face.

He seemed very