Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2023:  05:47:12

I wear shoes inside my house my feet stay warm.



I just

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chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2023:  10:02:29

can’t find my comfy old slippers that I had to keep retrieving from Tippy’s doghouse.

Maybe there’s a used pair at Goodwill

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2023:  10:16:55

that will fit my size 14 feet.

I’ve heard that

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/11/2023:  12:37:21

they often have two pair of size sevens but that might not work.

We could

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2023:  14:10:50

go barefoot if we had thick callouses.

Swimming without flippers

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/11/2023:  15:25:00

is easy depending on where you are raised.

Ive always heard

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/12/2023:  11:17:41

sounds better with my left ear.

Maybe

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2023:  14:14:22

my right ear is full of wax and dead fly parts from riding my 1962 Norton.

Harleys and Indians

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/12/2023:  15:04:04

are generally big road bikes.

Norton motorcycles

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/13/2023:  08:33:24

were well known motorcycles going back to 1898 and the First being manufactured in 1902.

They have

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/13/2023:  09:45:51

supplied civilian bikes as well almost 100K military motorcycles during WWII (The Big One).

It’s interesting

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2023:  10:16:21

to see what the piston rings were made of.

Blue smoke

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/13/2023:  14:57:38

pours from the exhaust.

Oil

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/13/2023:  15:14:18

is starting to burn at a tremendous rate.

Its going

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/13/2023:  16:14:10

through the worn out gasket spaces and dripping from the oil tank.

The garage floor

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2023:  18:24:14

looks like Goober’s repair pit.

My old Norton manual is dog-eared

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/14/2023:  15:39:46

and tattered from being chewed by the dog.

Speaking of

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/16/2023:  15:44:13

the dog, has anyone seen him lately?

The last

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2023:  15:50:50

milk bone disappeared 3 days ago.

Maybe he decided to chase a Greyhound

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/17/2023:  05:06:45

dog that lives down the block.

It’s too bad

KyBanjo - Posted - 02/18/2023:  08:22:51

he couldn't catch him as he would have gotten a ride home if possible.

Next time

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2023:  09:05:00

I’m at the bus terminal I’ll suck in a bunch of those diesel fumes.

It always reminds me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/18/2023:  12:56:14

of days on the farm with my old JD 8010.

That bugger could

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2023:  21:21:42

clear rock-hard snowdrifts in the barnyard til the cows came home.

I wanted to shake the real John Deere’s hand but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/20/2023:  08:33:08

I’ve heard his grip pulsed like an old JD model B pulling an overloaded "green bale" wagon up an incline. (I know this from working my neighbors farm in high school)



It’s probably

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/20/2023 08:35:40

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/22/2023:  20:55:29

a Case or Massey-Ferguson that my neighbor’s kid drove into the farm pond.

He was trying

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/23/2023:  04:02:27

to impress his girlfriend with his tractor driving prowess.

Apparently

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2023:  22:20:22

she bailed out after noticing him heading for the water.

So she dumped him

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/24/2023:  09:35:09

before she jumped him.

It’s too bad

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2023:  20:20:34

a good dump in ye ol’ outhouse riles up the wasps.

I’ll be carrying my water pistol

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/27/2023:  14:49:38

which is loaded with Hard Water.

There’s no sense taking

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2023:  14:57:26

soft water to a gunfight.

My last lasso

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/27/2023:  17:18:47

was my first attempt at becoming a Cowboy.

It’s readily apparent

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2023:  22:21:04

that crocs weren’t meant for rodeo riding.

Cowpokes and dusty trails

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2023:  04:29:08

leading to brothels and saloons are my world.

Eventually

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2023:  11:05:49

I’ll settle down with a dour schoolmarm and a white picket fence.

By then my STD’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/01/2023:  12:02:02

will be past issues and I can look forward to the fine life.

One thing that

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2023:  22:51:48

is coming along is my galpal’s bass playing.

She needs a footstool, however,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2023:  04:14:10

because she is vertically challenged.

She is so short

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2023:  06:40:09

that they banned her from limbo dance competitions.

Grim Jim always asks to see her ID

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/04/2023:  04:23:08

which she keeps in her bra.

Sometimes

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/05/2023:  08:46:01

she had lots of trouble getting it to stay in place.

It's been said

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2023:  11:45:47

that after I was born they wanted to make the poster boy for birth control.

My father

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2023:  15:33:34

got Ma to get her tubes ties shortly thereafter.



Ma got a carton box of “safes” just in case

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/06/2023:  14:43:37

they ran out of Baggies and twist ties.

Speaking of

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/06/2023:  15:06:16

baggies there is one here that's full of green stuff and its not dollar bills.

I have no ideal

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2023:  16:24:21

why my son, the Knucklehead, brought it home from Grim Jim’s.

Just because my bar tab is overdue

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/07/2023:  07:06:18

doesn’t mean I should be banned from happy hour until it’s paid.

How am I

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/07/2023:  08:33:59

supposed to enjoy my evening then?

Guess I will