OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2019:  12:51:28

the nice fellows from the local psychiatric hospital arrived and helped Eddie into the back seat of the car.

Beaver was upset because he wanted to ride in the car too, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2019:  13:02:19

Eddie just said,”Beat it, you little punk!”

Lumpy &Wally schemed to spring Eddie 

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yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/02/2019:  13:24:16

By bribing the guards with assorted psychedelic treats.

It almost worked, but Lumpy

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2019:  15:58:41

Lumpy ate all the treats on the drive over.

Wally realized something was wrong when

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/02/2019:  16:14:19

the Lump started swatting at imaginary reindeer.

Curious as to his actions, Wally thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2019:  16:47:54

his Pillsbury-doughboy pal had been warped irrevocably by Fred’s horribly incompetent parenting.

Lumpy began speaking in tongues

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/02/2019:  17:22:20

Arkansas....A rather dull musty town.

In the middle of one of his speeches he finally

Cotton1 - Posted - 05/02/2019:  18:20:48

Admitted to chewing, but not swallowing the mushrooms.

The crowd was

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/02/2019:  19:30:49

a boring lot.



Some yawned, some napped, some

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chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2019:  21:54:49

gazed at the sky wishing they were on a steam-powered aeroplane.

Barbers in Kansas City

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  03:22:51

have recently noticed an increase in requests for Bozo the Clown haircuts.

They attribute this to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/03/2019:  07:17:46

‘Excess giant red shoe syndrome ‘.

This is a disorder I wouldn’t

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2019:  07:34:44

dismiss out of hand or out of foot, for that matter.

What really matters

Cotton1 - Posted - 05/03/2019:  07:58:51

is identity fraud.

Ronald McDonald has to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/03/2019:  08:30:12

Come clean and release all shoe records he’s hoarding.

This is going to be

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  17:52:02

one of the most shocking scandals in recent memory.

That is, of course, unless you remember

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/03/2019:  18:07:12

The super absorbent headband shortage of 1966.

Along with help of a

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2019:  04:08:38

secret Midwest based scrunchie manufacturer who hopped to take over the hair control world.

Their methods seemed

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  05:59:41

unscrupulous to the watchdogs of commerce.

Several infiltrators

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2019:  07:49:24

reported that they had been sabotaging trucks carrying competitors products.

Slashed tires, cut air hoses, broken

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  07:55:13

Bobby-pins..etc.

This led to warfare in the streets that only boosted

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2019:  08:08:37

the public's impression that you can't trust anyone with a head full of bobby pins.

Apropos of nothing, i just found out that my mother

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  08:19:24

squeezes her blackheads with the curved end of a bobby pin.

She tried this on me

Cotton1 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  08:47:17

to no avail.

Same was the case with the neighbors who

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  10:08:01

Let their pet monkey steal $3000 from a ‘thief-proof’ safe.

Lately he’s been spotted sporting

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  10:33:38

a white sports coat and a pink carnation.

He’s all dressed up for

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  11:20:45

The big doin’s down at the keys

According to the FBI, he

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2019:  05:40:49

has been bumped off the most wanted list by two peeping Tom’s and a shoplifter.

It seems his crimes were

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2019:  20:49:53

neglected to be investigated by Broderick Crawford.

Old Brod’ was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2019:  03:13:49

driving his ‘55 Buick

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/06/2019:  04:33:16

, which we may have known more about, had the narrator continued his story.

As it is, we just have to let our imaginations

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2019:  06:07:39

run away from us like Bill's brain obviously had.

If he had continued, he might have said that the Buick was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2019:  07:58:45

a Roadmaster with powerglide transmission, but alas, it’s too late now.

Anyway, Crawford stopped off at a roadhouse

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/06/2019:  14:07:47

And slid into a booth with the name ‘Bill’ carved deep into the wood.

This gave him the courage to stand up and yell

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2019:  03:33:49

this Bill guy just made it onto my personal most wanted list.

I’m gonna have Sgt. Williams

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/07/2019:  08:06:44

Make posters, and buy a cake.

While designing party favors, a phone

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2019:  08:23:21

call tore Crawford from his favorite bar stool.

You see, he had received word that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/07/2019:  09:19:50

 the flying nun was cancelled for further production.



This sent him him reeling into

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OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  03:27:28

a deep depression.

He tried to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  08:52:26

combat his condition with bourbon and bennies.

It worked temporarily

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  09:04:26

until he vomited in the back seat of the cab.

The cabbie was

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/08/2019:  09:48:57

Not the throw up loving guy everyone made him out to be.

During this episode, he whipped

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  09:55:29

his stubborn mule until the cows came home.

Cab driving with a mule

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/08/2019:  10:47:25

Is a fairly classy way to sport around.

People will often stop and ask:

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  11:47:43

“Technically, is that a mule or an ass?”

That cabbie invariably replied,

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  12:39:37

“What’s it to ya, rectum-lover?!”

My neighbo(u)rhood was so tough that

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/08/2019:  13:48:48

we’d swipe cars, and return them coz we rectum!

Some people just dont

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  03:11:49

like my sense of humor but that doesn’t bother me.

I just figure that they lack

Cotton1 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  10:33:08

what matters most in this day and time.

Today, I started