chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2020:  10:11:23

not to do them under a bed.

Boogie men thrive

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/04/2020:  16:08:45

at seeing an empty banjo case.

Its the perfect place to hide

Dgbectrum - Posted - 10/04/2020:  18:12:34

spaghetti al pomodoro.

To eat them before a dive

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2020:  18:48:49

boozecan on skidrow try not to puke in the doorway.

Palooka the bouncer will

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2020:  03:02:48

look the other way if you slip him a double sawbuck.

Anything less and he will

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/05/2020:  09:55:05

demonstrate why they call him a bouncer.

One time a guy tried to

xmark - Posted - 10/05/2020:  09:55:45

double you over like a jack-knife.

Then all will be for naught since

Dgbectrum - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:03:37

granny started to play banjo in the middle of the night.

Did the deputy

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2020:  17:36:24

fire a warning shot over a jaywalker’s head ?

Never ask him

xmark - Posted - 10/05/2020:  19:33:01

if a falling tree makes any sound in the forest if no one is there to hear it.

Schrödinger's bark is worse than his

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/05/2020:  20:52:27

his bite, he really tries very hard.

You see he likes to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  03:30:19

hide the fact that he’s terribly insecure.

He constantly wonders

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  07:50:01

if his days at the dog pound are numbered.

People come in and always pick

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  10:52:02

four legged animals to adopt.

He isn’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2020:  11:55:22

qualified since he lost a leg to cougar in 07.

Makes one wonder

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  11:58:55

if he could get stem cells injected to grow a new leg.

Trouble is, it might turn out to be

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2020:  12:36:57

conjoined new replacement legs.

That being the case he would have

xmark - Posted - 10/06/2020:  17:10:33

a double-barreled, stem-celled, double-wide, limp-a-braggadocios.

Knowing he would never be able repeat that sentence ever again,

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/06/2020:  17:31:47

he decided against the procedure.

Still thinking of what he thought he had said, he then proceeded to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  17:57:11

think of something else to say.



Unfortunately, he came up with

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KyBanjo - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:00:50

nothing as he could not remember what forum he was last on.

He was about to finish his sentence when all of a sudden

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:05:28

he was struck dumb.

He struggled to say something

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:16:33

but the bourbon had done hit.

From there he proceeded too

Dgbectrum - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:31:23

praying the Almighty Lord.

Nevertheless

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:33:58

he stumbled too far past the bathroom door in a bumbling stupor.



At that point

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2020:  18:42:28

his bladder released a gush of liquid stench.

It dripped down through the apartment floor

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2020:  02:08:11

onto big Frank’s kitchen table.

Not pleased, big Frank

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  03:09:28

went into the bedroom, grabbed his favorite teddy bear and started to sulk.



Two hours later he

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2020:  07:58:47

emerged a broken man.

His move to the sanatorium

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2020:  08:06:33

was successful in that he was immediately put into management.

His favorite Teddy Bear became

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/07/2020:  08:27:08

the new team mascot.

That year they went further and were ranked number 1 in

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  09:35:58

Teddy Bear rescues.

They have built a shelter

xmark - Posted - 10/07/2020:  09:46:03

for homeless teddy bears, or for those in need of mending (free of charge, of course).

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2020:  10:49:42

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair“, a poem close to my heart.



Another one was about a man from Nantucket

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/07/2020:  13:45:03

who knew a cave man named Dave.

They both were friends with

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/07/2020:  14:57:24

Sasquatch who was rumored to actually live close by.

One night while camping they

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  15:46:14

we’re visited by aliens.

The aliens were polite but firm when they asked

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2020:  15:52:05

for their credit cards and PIN numbers.

Let that be a lesson

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2020:  15:54:51

in cyber security.

The aliens are well connected and

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/07/2020:  17:01:49

Dave ended up knowing a few of the from past trips he once took.

That wasn't all he saw either, he once told me

xmark - Posted - 10/07/2020:  18:52:15

of a dark and stormy night spent with two of these characters.

One asked a lot of questions (he was a bit snoopy), and the other

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2020:  03:40:40

sat silently in the background taking notes.

The scene was very eerie

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2020:  09:08:01

reminiscent of a night I spent on Lake Erie.

It was the year of the cat

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/08/2020:  09:37:44

pregnancy.

She had

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2020:  10:53:53

three litters in succession.

That’s why cats are

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2020:  15:02:44

fond of litter boxes.

My last cat

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/08/2020:  15:16:30

had 10 lives.

She was fond of

xmark - Posted - 10/08/2020:  19:40:50

liver and spaghetti.

She also enjoyed

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2020:  20:20:49

Tom and Jerry cartoons.

But, alas, the good times don’t last forever