banjoscotty - Posted - 10/11/2017:  03:40:02

sell more newspapers to raise bail money.

What Perry didn't know was the fact that

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2017:  05:28:29

the Daily Planet has gone bankrupt after all the recent fake news stories.

Lois and Jimmy were hiding out at the soup kitchen

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2017:  17:25:53

hoping no one would see them copping free meals.

Unfortunately for them, most of the Daily Planet staff

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2017:  12:27:37

was there too, making news for the rival newspaper’s city gossip reporter, Penny Louwdmouwth.

She has a nose

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2017:  13:44:00

the size of a large pickle.

But the rest of her looks

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2017:  19:05:40

mighty tasty.

I’m hoping she will

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2017:  20:12:13

come by to hear my latest gossip concerning Mayor Daffnut.

His secret

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2017:  02:42:53

is so salacious she’ll have trouble believing it.

However, the proof is

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/13/2017:  07:39:13

that I have all the photos of the incident.

The only photo I don't have is

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/13/2017:  07:42:06

the one where Daffnut is hanging upside down from the chandelier.

Not only that, but

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2017:  05:00:50

Big Foot and three aliens 👽 were in the background of the photo.

I showed it to Perry White and he

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  05:55:42

said that he wasn't having any sex with them.

But you know how those newspaper editors

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  06:23:33

can stretch the truth, and have hidden agendas.

Perry’s secret hijinks

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  09:26:23

is know to his wife.

She doesn't care because

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2017:  12:09:20

she's has plenty of secrets of her own.

For example, Perry has no idea about

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2017:  13:09:15

her volunteerism at the College’s animal husbandry lab.

It seems they need

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2017:  15:14:37

three more to get the job done.

That's what she done so now she'll

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2017:  20:23:54

start writing her memoir.

When that hits the newsstands 

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banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2017:  03:31:30

it will sell like hotcakes..

All of this hollabalue is making Perry

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2017:  05:35:25

nervous and extremely agitated.
His sawbones

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/15/2017:  06:38:12

Told him to retire soon.

They say Jimmy Olson has

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2017:  18:30:52

the inside track on Perry’s job.

But Lois warned him about

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2017:  03:18:58

cutting in on her "scoops".

But Jimmy didn't heed to

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2017:  03:28:59

warnings from anyone, in fact, he was likely to do the opposite out of pure obstinacy.

One time he actually

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2017:  05:09:45

spoke to Ally Opp about it.

Ally told him UGG-UGG which means

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2017:  14:13:09

absolutely nothing to Jimmy so he had to pretend he understood and took Alley's stone axe and threw it in the river.

Alley promptly

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2017:  14:22:42

put Jimmy in a half nelson til he cried “Uncle!”

Then she ran off with Willie

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2017:  14:25:25

to parts unknown.

I never know how they know

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2017:  19:44:28

where unknown parts are located, but it sure wasn’t at Rocky’s Wrecking Yard.

Willie drives a cannibus

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  03:24:56

which used to be a school bus.

He took off the

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2017:  03:46:04

hood and scalloped the top.

but that didn't hurt the

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  07:21:55

resale value because the bus was basically worthless to begin with.

He didn't buy it as an investment, so

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2017:  10:15:18

all’s fair in love and war.

My metaphors are getting scrambled

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2017:  14:22:28

and tossed every which way but loose.

Which reminds me of a Clint Eastwood

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2017:  17:56:51

line,..”Come hither, brother, maketh my 24 hours,”

Then he spoke to an empty

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  17:58:36

movie that costars a non-human primate named Clyde.

Clyde was smarter than

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2017:  18:05:48

Rowdy, but dumber than Wishbone.

Primates come in handy on cattle drives

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2017:  18:12:45

because they have a unique skill

They are able to

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2017:  05:08:49

perform the duties of the Blue Healers.

Which are what we use in North Dakota because

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2017:  07:37:58

Red Heelers are verboten that close to the Canadian border.

My “GoFundMe” website crashed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2017:  17:59:43

when the total hit seven figures.

I like those

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banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2017:  04:14:33

green backs with the 100 markings on them.

Website crashed but I had boo-coo's of cash that was

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  05:40:33

confiscated by the revenooers.

They left me with $2.37 and a Sally Ann voucher

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2017:  05:51:24

which is not bad considering I started out with less.

There may be a lesson here, but I don't

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2017:  13:34:09

think I'll be starting over again.

I might take a notion to relocate in

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  13:55:51

 a gold mining town where everybody gets down to the brass tacks.



There awaits a nine pound hammer

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OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2017:  14:39:51

with my name on it.

Being named Stanley has it's drawbacks, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2017:  15:14:55

if I ever make it back to New Britain, Connecticutt,I’ll be sure to cash in.



It was there I designed the logo

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/19/2017 15:16:36

OM45GE - Posted - 10/20/2017:  03:27:30

that has evolved over time but is still recognized by tool users everywhere.

Collectors look for