Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/24/2014:  20:10:19

and woolly especially on the winter months.

They say that every time I go to the

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  02:28:47

kitchen, I wander around mumbling to myself.

That doesn't seem

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  05:39:13

to be very much nitro for this job.

Can you tell me why Gen. Custer went

RandyZ - Posted - 03/25/2014:  06:20:40

to walmart, when he obviously shouldve been doing his taxes?


This no doubt, was a General blunder, or so said Colonel Caution, but....

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  07:10:11

then again, he's not the best judge of blunders.

Do you remember the time he

RandyZ - Posted - 03/25/2014:  07:43:51

went to battle with a bag of cotton balls and a frisbee?

It seemed at the time to be a complete arsenal of fine weapons, but...

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/25/2014:  07:44:10

thought they were making a movie before he realized he was mistaken.

What a shock that must have been when he found

 

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  08:06:05

a bag of cotton balls and a Frisbee were completely useless as a defense against modern firearms.

Luckily, he was able to

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  08:29:14

make a slingshot and a catapult,along with a 10 ft. peeshooter.

The enemy was terrified

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  08:34:21

of 200 MPH cotton balls and the expertly thrown Frizbee.

They had no idea

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  11:04:25

the old Col.could be so crafty.

Then came the day of reconing when

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  11:20:02

all the recons were reckoning.

It was all very

RandyZ - Posted - 03/25/2014:  11:39:30

,very, very sticky

It sort of resembled a melted tootsie roll that...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  12:20:07

had fallen into a vat of molasses.

It was attracting insects and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  16:05:08

and passer- Byers were stopping to investigate

The eagles are nesting in the

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  16:39:13

nesting places where eagles nest when they are nesting in their nesting places.

Now then,,one more time,,why did you

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  17:32:14

come all this way to just sit and twiddle your thumbs and look into the sunset

the critters are jumpy today cause

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  20:11:03

the sun rose in the west.

How it's gonna do a U-turn

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  02:48:56

and set again is beyond me.

It's a pretty remarkable thing

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2014:  03:10:50

when someone makes a remark about something.

I'm learning to do the flatfoot/buck dance, but when

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  03:17:22

I try that special twisting turn while holding my partner overhead, my back hurts.

Maybe I'm doing

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2014:  08:40:36

it with a very heavy overweight Amazon.

Perhaps she could

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  13:05:33

at least put down that enormous purse filled with change.

What is she

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2014:  18:02:16

thinking,collecting all those pennies out of dumpsters.

I should 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/26/2014:  19:14:59

sit back and play some rock and roll

some people just don't understand

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/26/2014:  20:23:15

how what sounds to a lot of us old codgers like one danged  big old infernal racket can be called music by the majority of today's youths.

Grumpy old men don't

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2014:  02:41:58

care what you think.

They've seen enough

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2014:  04:08:27

happiness to last a lifetime.

The lonely gather here on this corner when

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2014:  04:31:54

when the bus is due.

They're all heading

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2014:  09:14:05

for Grim Jim's Bar to cry the blues.  

Dim lights ,thick smoke and

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/27/2014:  09:33:45

loud, loud music makes me want to feed the jukebox again.

Set 'em up Joe

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2014:  09:58:08

I'm ready for another round. 

Can you leave the

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2014:  16:13:58

bottle-I've got a powerful thirst on.

Dehydration is 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2014:  16:57:52

a terrable thing for a drunk.

I keep a 5 gal bucket by the back door so

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/27/2014:  19:10:16

i could feed the mice that came to visit the cats

I dug up an old

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2014:  20:23:22

manure spreader that was buried under the doghouse.

It had 60year old

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2014:  02:07:39

wheels on it.

It must have been upgraded back when

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2014:  02:31:03

John Deere had a product recall.

They're pretty good about

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  10:56:02

plowing people with complaints-KAPOW!!

My last lawn tractor

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/28/2014:  11:03:32

was steam powered.

I got rid of it when the boiler

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2014:  11:58:18

exploded and destroyed the barn.

I don't think I'll ever

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  13:26:05

some things that I'd rather not. talk about

the leaves on the. trees

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  14:04:23

are still on the ground from last fall.

Nature's leaf blower

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2014:  14:07:08

has let me down yet again.

I'm starting to wonder

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/28/2014:  14:52:15

who wrote the book of love.

Them blues, they've got me

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2014:  17:05:55

like you would never believe.

I'm sitting here

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  17:21:38

at the railroad station,got a ticket for my destination.

The crossroads

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  20:50:12

is where. you make the last decision

if it rains again tomorrow I'll

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2014:  21:25:25

bottle the water and ship it to Arizona.

It's so dry there