Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/25/2020:  14:54:08

the severed whiskers take the shape of a dove that flies to the heavens.

Meanwhile the beardless bearded lady grabs Sammy’s

xmark - Posted - 09/25/2020:  17:27:36

attention by another means.

On one occasion, she grabbed the wrong means

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/25/2020:  18:10:57

and he never cringed at all.



After that they seemed to

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xmark - Posted - 09/25/2020:  20:22:18

get along much better.

Their act seemed to contain less tension, but more

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/25/2020:  21:27:49

improvisation that attracted a beat crowd.

Sammy would sing “Mack the Knife”

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2020:  05:01:40

off key and poorly.

His delusions about his singing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2020:  09:54:19

were easily quelled by her firm unending grip on his libido.

Everything was roses until

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2020:  10:33:38

the Dandelion Twins showed up one evening.

That’s when the proverbial kaka

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2020:  11:28:46

hit the fan.

D-Twins were wearing yellow yoga tights stained with

xmark - Posted - 09/26/2020:  14:38:50

yesterday's spaghetti and meatballs and today's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Apparently, his appetite was great for both

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2020:  14:54:16

Sammy and the un-bearded bearded lady starting throwing cream pies in the twins’ direction.

And that, my friends, is

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/26/2020:  15:11:11

the beginning of the end of the friendship for all involved.

Dejected, Sammy took his Sword and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2020:  08:00:23

went back to his pappy’s farm.

He entertained the hogs

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2020:  08:36:07

by helping pappy remove unwanted reproductive hog parts.

The farm cats were extremely

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/27/2020:  13:30:41

intrigued by what came next.

All of a sudden there was

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2020:  13:37:26

a mad scramble for fresh gonads.

The old tomcat

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/27/2020:  13:44:23

gracelessly strutted towards the delicacy.

All of the others just set there and

xmark - Posted - 09/27/2020:  15:05:52

watched the feast.

After that, Sammy beat his sword into a plowshare and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2020:  16:07:56

said, “ Pappy, my days on the stage are over fer good.”



So Pappy hooked up the mule and plough

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/27/2020:  16:28:29

and told Sammy to get to work because he was too tired.

It was then that the Dandelion Twins appeared from the barn wearing nothing but smiles

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2020:  05:41:27

and brought all conversation to a halt.

Their smiles were almost as big as their

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2020:  06:57:55

axe handle wide bottoms.

But Pappy’s plan was

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2020:  07:07:15

to hire them for the haying season.

Throwing bales naked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2020:  11:50:51

didn’t work because the rough bales scratched their tender thighs.

So Pappy went to plan B which involved

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2020:  12:25:00

several items not available on the farm.

He jumped in the pickup truck and headed

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2020:  12:40:54

for Haney’s Used Dairy Equipment and Coin Shoppe.



After purchasing two pails and stools

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KyBanjo - Posted - 09/28/2020:  16:08:28

he made his next stop at Druckers.

Sam was so happy to see him he

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2020:  16:21:41

he then bought bag balm using his coin collection.

After seeing the D-Twins naked his mind was on milking so he

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2020:  17:34:28

started looking for turgid udders.

He grew frantic when he realized

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2020:  17:46:28

the twins had fed the cows fermented beets.

Their reddened udders

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/28/2020:  18:25:37

started producing tainted purplish milk.

About that time Hank Kimble drove up and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/28/2020:  20:29:51

took Polaroid pictures of the D-twins in Udder despair.

They were smearing bag balm

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2020:  03:54:19

on each other with tremendous enthusiasm.

They were so

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2020:  06:28:06

excited to see Hank because he brought a case of beer and fast food in big bags.

The next morning

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2020:  06:44:17

they all agreed to do it again tomorrow.

They also want to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2020:  07:09:28

Invite the (by now) semi bearded woman to the fray.

She said she would come if

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2020:  09:01:17

the D-Twins donned some outerwear.

Pappy read the riot act

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2020:  09:37:24

looking for an exemption.

He was hoping

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2020:  15:47:18

to see the bearded woman naked because he liked beards.

Turns out nobody

xmark - Posted - 09/29/2020:  19:06:04

shared his hopes.

So, he suggested she wear one of the food-stained, yellow swimsuits previously donned by one of the twins (who were at least two sizes smaller than her)

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2020:  19:37:45

but alas, it wasn’t to be.

Meanwhile, the outhouse erection crew

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/29/2020:  20:34:17

were in the outhouse with erections.

There was a crack

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  03:02:59

made about the crew’s low sling blue jeans as they bent over.

It reminded me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2020:  04:57:26

of my Uncle Sid who is a plumber.

Once when I was young

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2020:  05:06:29

Above should read......

Once when HE was young

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  05:53:55

he appeared in several public service commercials.

He was the “before”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2020:  07:10:48

the after affects of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2020:  08:10:45

BHO game addiction when confusion and disorientation became the norm.

Not to worry, he entered rehab

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  11:00:48

and was quickly sedated to a quivering, drooling idiot.

It was actually something of an