banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2014:  03:43:41

have a hard time seeing their watches.

Living on a cattle ranch in Florida really

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  04:58:58

is a wonderful life 

for one thing,

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  07:07:31

you can always quit ranching and become a beach comber.

The tourists like

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2014:  07:46:57

to gawk at the natives. 

I'm not sure

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  08:54:16

if natives gawk back.

Pop tops are

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  11:00:52

just slightly less tasty than pop tarts.

They were a boon to Jimmy Buffet's career though

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  17:31:45

it was short lived

the moon was on the

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:10:59

rise and red as a fox's tail.

Nothing beats a harvest moon

Edited by - BigMonFan on 05/08/2014 19:17:15

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:46:31

except for a blue moon on a blue Monday.

These occurences

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/08/2014:  19:56:31

only happen when women are around

you should have seen that sucker run when I

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:12:26

pulled the pin on the hand grenade.

I don't know why he

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  03:19:05

screamed so loud.

His wife was as calm as

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  04:31:55

as a cucumber.

Most vegetables are fairly

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2014:  06:50:15

tasty to eat.

Brur Rabbit told Uncle Remus to

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  07:32:49

write more stories about him and fewer about Brur Bear.

Brer Fox just rared back and

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:33:06

and bared his impressive canines.

Brer Rabbit just looked

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  08:42:57

at Uncle Remus for help.

Old Uncle Remus

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2014:  09:56:41

shrugged his shoulders and said, "You should have come to me sooner Brer Rabbit."

It was far

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/09/2014:  17:15:01

from here and shorter from there

when it Raines it

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/09/2014:  18:55:58

pours says the little girl on the salt box.

 My grandmother had a pantry

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/09/2014:  19:13:53

and a clothe dryer that was outside
using clothe pins for support

the wine was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2014:  21:23:28

as sour as vinegar.

Drunken Uncle Boris didn't

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2014:  04:39:36

realize his fly was down.

His mother in law was

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/10/2014:  06:02:14

thought to be a witch and made brooms.

At times when drunken Uncle Boris' fly was down she'd fly down

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2014:  06:49:21

on her latest creation and swat him on the back of the head.

It startled him so much that he

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2014:  07:58:15

swore off liquor forever.



But alas,

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/10/2014 07:58:50

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2014:  08:05:11

liquor had not sworn off Boris.

Soon he was back to 

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/10/2014:  20:14:17

back and cheek to cheek with a couple of fat old sows out in the gossipy old neighbor woman's hog pen.

This will never do thought

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2014:  20:20:48

Boris' long- suffering wife.

I'll have to get in there with him before

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2014:  03:24:41

he gets all dirty.


Meanwhile,,,over at the drugstore

BigMonFan - Posted - 05/11/2014:  07:13:11

Ellie and Thelma Lou were talking about their boyfriends, Andy and Barney,

Barney amazed me last night when

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/11/2014:  07:27:09

when he went. home early

I saw an airboat

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2014:  10:49:16

at the fishing hole yesterday.

Barney fired a warning shot

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2014:  16:35:46

but aimed too low and sunk the air boat. 

The boat's owner was

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/11/2014:  17:02:23

the airboat take flight and disappeared

the four wheel high topper truck came

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2014:  17:20:34

rumbling down the road 

Driving it was the

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2014:  18:57:33

crazed wildman from Luther Marsh.



Next thing you know

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/11/2014 18:58:26

Scaggs7 - Posted - 05/11/2014:  20:48:12

I couldn't remember

the only thing I saw was a

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  03:01:00

a flash of light, a crackling sound and a puff of talcum powder.

I knew then that 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2014:  03:28:38

Ellie Mae had just gotten out of the shower.

The Boogie Man will get you if

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  05:04:48

actually believe in the Boogie Man.

However, if you don't believe

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:06:41

,then you'll never see him.



You'll see it when you believe it

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/12/2014 08:07:59

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:14:50

but by then it's too late.

You will already have been

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:23:39

scared outta your wits,and high tailing it for the hills.

The boogie man doesn't

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  08:27:10

run very fast but he is absolutely relentless in his dogged determination to hunt you down.

Combined with his ability to

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2014:  17:00:04

to hit a bullseye from 100 yards with his pea shooter,you will be in deep kaka.

It's best to just

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2014:  17:21:44

get your affairs in order and make your peace with whatever deity you believe in.

For the time

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2014:  03:33:36

being, just lock your doors and get the 357 out.

Where is the taxi that was

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2014:  04:48:04

supposed to get me the hell out of here?

 I called about six