OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  03:54:11

than most of the inmates in the psychiatric wing.



They refer to her as

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chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2019:  07:58:32

“Whacky Wanda”, a handle she uses on her CB radio.

Many years ago Wanda was hitch hiking one night

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  08:06:25

when an 18 wheeler out of Canada stopped and offered her a lift.

She thought for a little while and then

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/17/2019:  08:41:03

Then blurred out... hey I’m a nut job and I talk to instruments!

Fearing for his collectors edition pan flute, he

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2019:  08:50:10

dumped her off at Biff and Billie Joe’s Truck Stop.

It was there that she

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/17/2019:  09:34:11

Sweet talked a young man carrying a homemade tuba.

Fashioned from iron and lead, it

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  12:19:32

requires three men and a strong boy to carry.

Getting them to march in step

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yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/17/2019:  12:25:12

Was quite easy.

Only if they marched in

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  12:27:31

the same direction.

Regrettably, they seldom did, preferring to

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2019:  13:17:27

scatter to the four winds.

Speaking of winds

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2019:  15:46:13

did you hear the gusts emanating from the tuba player?

They not only drowned out the tuba, they

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2019:  04:20:25

interfered with the baseball announcer down the street.

But they soon had him

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  07:40:05

back on track with some calming words and a set of ear plugs.

However, the smell

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  08:37:43

of popcorn overtook him.

He raced down to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/18/2019:  09:14:24

The melted butter store.

But, to his dismay

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  11:54:07

, all they had was artificially flavored butter substitutes.

The next shipment of dairy butter

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/18/2019:  13:22:45

Was to come on a slow boat diguised as 200 lbs of heroin.

The ever wary butter police

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  13:37:56

had their butter-sniffing dogs check the boat’s cargo.

All they did was lay down to nap

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  15:47:41

and dream about chasing bunnies

The bunnies were dreaming about

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/18/2019:  16:09:21

Chasing other bunnies.

Evidently, this became a

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  16:16:15

subject of great concern in the bunny community.

They were so worried

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  16:38:43

they formed the “Rabbits’R’Us” solidarity movement.



E. Fudd heard about it

youtu.be/uzQ9kxs6RL8

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2019:  18:40:47

and decided to infiltrate the movement.

The bunnies quickly

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/18/2019:  18:49:50

Formed the Rma. ( rabbit militia of America.)



Collecting arms and ammo of all sorts, they

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chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2019:  20:09:04

stormed the Fuddian ramparts with gusto.

Elmer’s shotgun

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  02:40:29

was bent 180 degrees which he somehow didn’t notice before pulling the trigger.

The resulting blast

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2019:  04:45:22

nearly took his head off.

But lucky for him,Pluto

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  05:09:28

was an EMT in training.

He quickly

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2019:  05:52:36

headed the crisis off at the pass.

Dogs often chase ambulances

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  06:58:30

but they don’t have a clue what they would do if they caught them.

My friend has a dog that’s so stupid

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/19/2019:  07:45:05

That once he actually caught an ambulance.

Now he’s a driver for

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2019:  08:09:31

the warden at Leavenworth Prison.

Th warden keeps him handcuffed to the steering wheel

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  15:49:41

but says he's a better driver than most humans that the warden has ridden with.

The slobber and poop however,

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/19/2019:  16:30:19

Both useful items, actually served no purpose.

When the movie let out

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2019:  18:00:57

there were several bags of uneaten popcorn left next to the dumpster.

The temptation was

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2019:  18:21:03

wrap them up and send them to Liberia.

My last visit to Africa

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/20/2019:  03:14:09

left her spellbound and horrified.

But she still

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2019:  04:25:25

learned to speak Khoisan fluently.

I was amazed

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2019:  08:06:07

at the high musicianship of the Liberian banjo orchestras.

Callouses were flying

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2019:  13:24:43

Left and right and finger picks were like projectiles.

If you were hit in the

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2019:  18:40:06

eye with one, don’t bother phoning any ambulance chasers.

They only have quack medicine men

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2019:  19:32:59

whose medical degrees are signed in crayon.

Their stethoscopes are

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2019:  03:57:32

are plugged up,,they can't hear anything.

But then is when the

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2019:  06:56:21

real fun begins.

There’s nothing like a

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2019:  09:01:14

good time at a doctor’s waiting room.

People pass out

Bill Rogers - Posted - 07/21/2019:  19:59:00

...from the awesome acceleration of my 1985 Yugo 45.

Like a wayward cat...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2019:  15:20:37

it howls in protest when you step on it.

I sometimes think it will

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2019:  16:19:58

shake itself to pieces on the gravel backroads near lovers lane.

My galpal likes Jugo Juice

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/22/2019:  17:15:52

But then again, who doesn’t.

Several olympians have said that