oliver james - Posted - 11/14/2014:  08:19:53

to be addicted to the internet

he will search for slippers endlessly,only bacause

jistgreg - Posted - 11/14/2014:  09:02:56

he has not yet exhausted the possibilities of all 12 search engines he knows about. 

That keyboard I got him, with the oversized keys, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  09:14:34

are the right size for his slobbering nose.

I'm afraid that

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2014:  12:54:05

I may have created some sort of monster here.

What if he

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  16:33:42

he is forced to buy the cheapest he can find because of his owner cut back on dog food and he has to fend for himself

did anyone see me flying

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  17:07:32

my new kite yesterday?

I was channeling Ben Franklin

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2014:  02:31:42

but it turned out to be a flop.

Seventy-five% are willing to

jistgreg - Posted - 11/15/2014:  06:43:26

overlook their own faults. 

The rest suffer from 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2014:  07:28:56

being completely faultless in their own estimation.

The reality is

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  12:47:48

the fault line runs right through here.

Earthquakes are

jistgreg - Posted - 11/15/2014:  14:18:44

the only exercise I get. 

As for exercising discretion, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  19:45:08

never tell your neighbor he has an egg-sucking dog.

His hens

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2014:  02:59:21

99 and 44 0ne hundred % pure.

And that's not counting the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/16/2014:  16:08:57

ones they can't find

we always do Christmas before Thanksgiving around here

jistgreg - Posted - 11/16/2014:  19:21:23

because we live below the equator. 

Up is down, winter is summer, Santa Claus is Father Christmas, but 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  00:40:31

Buffy Saint Marie is momma Solstice.

O give me a home

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  06:12:21

where the buffalo roam seems like a pretty short sighted request.

After all, who wants

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2014:  08:24:05

to roam with the buffalo?

There is coming a time when all chickens

jistgreg - Posted - 11/17/2014:  09:30:26

will inherit the earth, and no one's going to clean it up for them beforehand. 

Contrary to Hollywood PR spin, Donald (Gentle With These Butchers) Meek 

Edited by - jistgreg on 11/17/2014 09:36:08

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  14:05:16

wasn't wearing a bald wig.

He actually

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:01:40

had a pony tail and went out to sea

if I knew when Thanksgiving was I would

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:11:04

make plans to have some folks over for dinner.

Unfortunately, those folks

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:49:28

hate turkey and football,but enjoy quiche and "hide-and-go-seek".

Too bad

jistgreg - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:58:14

there is no hiding you in the house. 

I'll go out then 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2014:  03:16:52

and find a hiding place that everyone knows about.

I shant forget to bring the sling-shots and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  04:39:10

rocks so we can have some deer meat for evening cook out

when I went to school we had to walk

jistgreg - Posted - 11/18/2014:  04:53:01

like the forced gait of a shuffling nag. 

Twas strange, 'twas passing strange, 

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  05:49:48

'Twas pitiful. 'twas wondrous pitiful, she wish'd she had not heard it, yet she wish'd that heaven had made her such a man.

It seemed like a strange

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  06:43:45

stranger was writing these strange harangues ,seemingly by a senturies old sertain Shakespearian sandlot shortstop.

"Gimme the ball",

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  07:18:23

Will the Bard cried as he ran onto the field.

I want to try

jistgreg - Posted - 11/18/2014:  10:24:23

a different author now. 

Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:01:14

a society wracked with guilt that gravitates to a game riddled with failures.

Self-flagellation is

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:30:22

just one of many things I will never understand about some religious observances.

It reminds me of banging your head against the wall

jistgreg - Posted - 11/18/2014:  19:31:17

of what was a little chapel attached to the main church in ancient times, I suppose. 

It is battered and scarred in every 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  20:36:34

nook and cranny, on every pew ,and every blood-stained window.

Wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2014:  03:14:11

have done little to ameliorate the suffering of those who dare cross its accursed threshold.

On the other hand,

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  04:29:45

there seems to be no evidence of anything illegal.

I suppose it should be investigated in a more

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  09:20:22

timely and intensive manner.

The FBI and RCMP

oliver james - Posted - 11/19/2014:  10:13:54

seem very concerned about their departmenst being called by just letters.

i wonder what the CIA and the

jistgreg - Posted - 11/19/2014:  10:57:02

NSA think of all this alphabet soup. 

We take soup, then wait a few minutes for 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  13:52:05

to add truth serum, and "voila!", we have the skinny on the conspiracy dealing with flesh-eating disease.
The one-armed man

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  15:25:52

can play banjo and hang paper at the same time.

The only time he asks for help is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  17:03:53

was when his wife came over

other last five mile is

jistgreg - Posted - 11/19/2014:  20:13:22

incomprehensible; but who's complaining? 

The twang of a banjo became audible as 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  20:16:48

I approached the winos living under the bridge.

The agony of defeat

oliver james - Posted - 11/20/2014:  05:45:26

didnt compare to the pain in de knee

in my polite fashion i asked

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2014:  10:08:22

my wife if she would mind packing up and hittin' the road.

We need a break

jistgreg - Posted - 11/20/2014:  10:16:43

after 18 hours of wedded bliss. 

Eighteen hours ago I was 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2014:  10:19:52

young and free,,now I'm old and imprisoned..

Would you mind handing me the