banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2014:  02:34:32

introduced and increased drug use.

John D. Rockafeller became

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  02:49:25

well known for his politics. 

We decided not to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2014:  03:49:27

press charges on Veronica Lake.

Because she was with the

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  07:27:34

Jughead gang, no one dared cross them.

Even Mr. Weatherbea

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2014:  11:02:20

was afraid to say anything about their errant behavior. 

The last time he did

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  19:19:34

that he was put in jail

on the return trip

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2014:  21:25:58

I made a U- turn and returned to the turnstile at the Ferris wheel.

My ticket was expired

MWBailey - Posted - 08/12/2014:  23:34:19

, so I went to the ticket booth.

The ticket seller informed me that my

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  02:30:47

ticket purchasing rights had been revoked. 

Apparently i had 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2014:  02:50:14

paid for the first ticket with French money.

I never go around mirrors because

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  03:13:55

I'm afraid of what I might find on the other side. 

Also, what if I never

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2014:  04:21:35

see the other side?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  04:42:49

or anything else for that matter. 

I decided to try

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2014:  05:48:29

deep meditative yoga to try reach the "other side".

But it seems

MWBailey - Posted - 08/13/2014:  10:02:24

somebody stole it.

I have a shooting pain in my left

jistgreg - Posted - 08/13/2014:  10:42:45

ganode. 

I wish I hadn't been shot there, but 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  14:22:40

The other guy had a terrible aim. 

Still, it could be worse, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2014:  15:42:52

like running out of beer.

always walk of the left of the

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  17:12:42

right handed, short tempered bully. 

At least you will have

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:19:24

a chance to grab his arm and bite a chunk out of his ear.

But without ketchup

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:26:02

ears just don't taste very good. 

I prefer

jistgreg - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:38:43

noses; what you'll get is always a surprise. 

Speaking of surprises, 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:40:34

have you seen the latest Finding Big Foot episode?

The surprise is that 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/13/2014:  18:42:55

on my birthday I was caught doing something I shouldn't have been doing

the next time I go to town

jistgreg - Posted - 08/13/2014:  19:18:05

I'll leave them downtown gals alone. 

This mornin', this evenin', so 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2014:  02:01:19

I think I'll sleep in late and go to bed early

Yes,the door was open and she

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  05:14:13

walked right in without knocking.

What she saw was

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2014:  06:02:47

a man that don't look good naked anymore.

There was no one around so she

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  06:05:11

coyly walked over and slipped her arms around him.

She whispered,

jistgreg - Posted - 08/14/2014:  07:02:47

"My name is Curly, but you can pronounce it 'Coyly' if you like." 

He said, "Soitenly!  And you must call me 'Coyly' too, or 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2014:  08:29:19

at least keep Larry and Moe out of this.

Two knuckleheads

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2014:  08:59:16

are company, but three is a crowd.

Especially those

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/14/2014:  19:39:12

on a Harley

I thought I wound

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2014:  19:41:01

my new string on the post,but it's actually wound around my finger.

Who needs D-tuners

jistgreg - Posted - 08/14/2014:  21:09:52

when an instrument comes from the factory already de-tuned? 

It's like they say, "You can 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  03:00:11

horticulture but you can't make her like flowers. 

We decided to

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2014:  03:35:02

wait untill fall to harvest the crops.

Our financial advisor said

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  04:23:06

the enormous financial income would push us into a higher tax bracket. 

He wants us to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2014:  10:37:59

horde the apples and potatoes until a more lucrative time.

He also wants

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  13:57:06

a rather hefty fee for his services. 

I am trying to decide

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/15/2014 13:57:19

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2014:  15:00:00

if I should raise a crop of peanuts.

But that would only

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2014:  15:55:48

irritate Jimmy Carter ,who hates competition.

He might

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2014:  19:22:38

call in a nuclear strike on my goober peas. 

That would be interesting because 

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/15/2014 19:23:25

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2014:  04:15:17

they will need harvesting soon.

I wonder why pepto bismol never

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2014:  04:47:20

came out with an industrial strength version. 

I certainly

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2014:  06:23:38

need some after eating those jalapeño chips.

If I ever

MWBailey - Posted - 08/16/2014:  09:13:45

eat them again, I'll spontaneously combust.

my left toe is

jistgreg - Posted - 08/16/2014:  13:59:32

on my right foot; I don't know how. 

It happened after a night of 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2014:  14:09:05

carousing on the wrong side of the tracks.

Those roughhousers