chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2020:  11:36:01

the “Droolers’R’PeopleToo” activist movement.

He’s on billboards along Route 66

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2020:  11:51:01

promoting his new organization POD
“Proud Old Droolers”.

After which he retired from

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/30/2020:  17:36:16

and casually lived for another fifty years.

Not much is known about him afterwards, but I did hear that

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2020:  18:09:10

he is an internet blogger using the persona of a 12year old girl.

His videos have gone viral

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/30/2020:  18:26:04

as he has COVID

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2020:  02:40:01

which somehow prevented him from completing a sentence and starting new one.

It’s happened to all of us

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  02:46:14

When we accidentally touch “post reply” and have not figured out how to edit a post.

But life goes on

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2020:  03:01:14

after a little good natured ribbing.

In the grand scheme of things

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  03:08:05

there much more important and serious things in life.

We must all remember

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2020:  03:09:46

something important, but I forget what it is.



I think it was 

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  03:13:24

to take our memory medication(s).

Lest the voices tell us

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2020:  04:16:01

to cover the windows in aluminum foil.

The last time I did that,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  04:59:10

I picked up seven more channels in my TV.

However, the trade off

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  07:20:08

was they all aired reruns of Dr. Phil and The Newlywed Game.



I’ll stick with F Troop and Run, Buddy, Run

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  09:21:39

as well as The New Red Green Show.

Punching tiny holes in the aluminum foil window covers

xmark - Posted - 10/01/2020:  09:33:53

allows a little sunlight into the room to improve my mood and allows me to better determine the time of day, kind of like a sundial.

That way, I know when to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  09:48:21

make lunch.

Sometimes the holes let in

OM45GE - Posted - 10/01/2020:  10:07:14

a few stray communications from Venusians.

They usually ask me for

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  11:14:30

my bank account information and recommendations for “Gentlemen’s Clubs”.

I got on my HAM radio

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  11:26:16

and ordered pizza delivery from Toronto.

I’m trying to figure how much

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2020:  13:18:46

the conversion rates are from across the border.

Turns out it was so expensive that I immediately

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  13:45:09

decided not tip tip the driver.

I hope he can make it to my

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  13:56:02

place In time for the Super Bowl kickoff.

I ordered Canadian bacon

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/01/2020:  17:51:28

and Swiss cheese with extra salt.

I hope he has snow tires on

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/01/2020:  18:04:17

 that humongous Ford Country Squire station wagon that he adored so much.



As they drove on, things all of a sudden seemed

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2020:  18:54:37

rosier as he inhaled the diesel fumes along the Interstate.

He ended up tooling along at 40 mph

xmark - Posted - 10/01/2020:  19:04:34

whilst singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

He must have stopped afew times

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  03:29:22

to empty his bladder.

After all, he drinks a lot of coffee and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:06:23

and is 83 years old.

He delivers pizza part time to supplement

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:20:25

his Social Security and the enormous trust fund income he’s been living off for years.



He relies on the pizza delivery tips

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2020:  06:50:58

for beer money.

He still has the first nickel

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2020:  07:22:52

he found on the sidewalk when he was six years old.

He was going to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/02/2020:  17:41:13

his scantily clad, big busted, Aunt’s home for frittatas.

As he walked along with his dog

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2020:  18:30:42

a rabid cat attacked them.

After the clawfest

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:08:08

he decided he wasn’t in the mood for frittatas and headed to the candy shop.



There is nothing like a bag of

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:08:15

he woke up from falling and knocking his head on the sidewalk.

It was then he had a premonition

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:10:02

that another post would come in mere moments before his.

He shook his head in bemusement and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:13:21

wondered if he was having perpetual bad luck with timing.

Well, he dived back in and decided

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  05:17:20

to try again in the spirit of “If at first you don’t succeed...”

This time everything worked out just fine and

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  07:51:17

he feels his future as a valued BHO contributor is no longer suspect.

He is a bit disappointed that his opportunity to edit

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  08:30:40

after the 15 minute grace period the was not in the cards.
Speaking of cards,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2020:  10:03:40

let me show you a trick I just learned.

Stand over there by the elevator shaft

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  13:57:03

, close your eyes, turn around 25 times , and visualize the Ace of spades.

You’ll be surprised

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2020:  15:06:17

by just how weird your mind feels.

Afterwards you will

s_ou_b - Posted - 10/03/2020:  15:10:58

cry.

Knowing how wrong

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 10/03/2020:  17:16:08

this cruel joke was.

Here, pull my finger, might be a better

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2020:  19:43:25

stench today than yesterday.

Gastric turmoil can be alleviated

xmark - Posted - 10/03/2020:  20:19:01

by careful food selections and frequent trips to the facilities.

Faculties, however, may no longer be in tact

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/03/2020:  20:19:26

by doing push ups.

This leads to a very