jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2014:  10:14:47

crowded in this swimming pool. 

The  color yellow doesn't bother me because 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/01/2014:  10:40:38

caution tape is the only tape I have and I always use it for whatever needs taping.

The mouth of a river

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  11:44:34

in the Congo has jungle breath.

The natives there always

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2014:  14:06:22

Drive Ferraris. 

They like the looks they

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  14:44:09

get when dividing up a meal

back to the other question which was

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2014:  14:56:32

forgotten in the confusion.

we tried to recall

RandyZ - Posted - 02/01/2014:  17:07:41

If the Easter bunny was just a guy in a costume.....or

Edited by - RandyZ on 02/01/2014 17:08:36

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2014:  17:49:06

a carnivorous rodent hatched from an egg. 

Too much sugar in the diet always 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  17:55:07

makes me want to walk the Applachian Trail both says in one summer

Before skydivers jump. they always like to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  18:03:44

bend over and kiss their a_s goodbye.

Their wives then push them

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2014:  18:20:21

to be all that they can be. 

Frankly, all that they can be is 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2014:  18:47:04

Plummeting towards earth. 

Do you think they ever

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  19:10:22

sit in. one place very long

The night was long so I

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2014:  19:28:00

Booked a flight to Bora Bora. 

At customs I learned

RandyZ - Posted - 02/01/2014:  19:37:40

You cannot carry a spear in your wallet. Nevertheless....

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  19:45:50

I did the best I could with what I had to work with

When I was young I used to

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/01/2014:  20:25:57

run with the big dogs.

These days I

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  20:48:13

stagger with the winos.

Funny how time 

jistgreg - Posted - 02/01/2014:  21:52:01

me kangaroo, Don's port isn't a real song title. 

You don't get down off a kangaroo, you get down 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2014:  22:08:24

on your knees when she locks you out in stormy weather.

Mama said there'd be days like this

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  09:28:03

and Mama don't lie

Today at the library I saw a

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/02/2014:  09:50:44

woman in half and then I'll do some other illusions.

Don't forget

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  10:56:34

to catch my sword swallowing trick and the "barrel over Niagara Falls" routine. 

But remember, the library don't 'llow no

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2014:  11:26:38

Noise so please hold your applause. 

Does anybody know how

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  12:16:56

many Newfies it takes to change a light bulb?

Seems like everyone's in the dark...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2014:  12:35:17

In the Maritimes. 

I don't mean to condescend, but

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/02/2014:  14:29:55

isn't it considered sort of tacky to always complete other folk's sentences for them?

My grade school teacher would

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  15:37:57

have a flyin' conniption.

She would say,"All right class,it's time for...." ,and I would pipe up "recess !", so then....

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  16:08:47

kiss and make up

You should have seen me when I

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2014:  17:22:50

was a star. 

Of course, that was

jistgreg - Posted - 02/02/2014:  17:39:15

before I went supernova. 

If your crockery is glazed with radium, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  17:43:11

you'll be able to start your car without a remote.

However, that all might be a crock of

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2014:  17:44:19

day old soup. 

I don't know why they had to

jistgreg - Posted - 02/02/2014:  17:57:31

love Clark Gable -- maybe he made them. 

Judy Garland was in Oz 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2014:  18:00:49

wondering why the Munchkins were so friendly. 

However, the tin man

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  18:10:33

put on his hat everyone got a shock and the hair was raised on the back of the neck

I don't know if I mentioned this or not but

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2014:  18:25:01

I had a man-crush on the Cowardly Lion.

His roar was worse than his

jistgreg - Posted - 02/02/2014:  19:00:15

clause -- although his agent could have held out for a much better deal. 

You've got to know when to fold 'em 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/02/2014:  20:57:41

when the sheets hit the fans.

Speaking of sheets

ErikH - Posted - 02/03/2014:  02:19:27

mine need to come off the clothesline.

Why is it that

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  03:23:17

you always find something the last place you look?

For example, the other day I was

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2014:  04:17:11

lost,but I got lucky,I found myself

When you're down on your luck,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  04:34:24

you often can't find yourself.

I once lost myself for over

jistgreg - Posted - 02/03/2014:  05:20:10

a fortnight on a furlough. 

Then I found myself in Fort 

RandyZ - Posted - 02/03/2014:  05:27:32

Funny, where all the comedians hang out.

without warning she...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  05:53:51

gave me a bodyslam and started laughing hysterically.

I took my bruised ego and

RandyZ - Posted - 02/03/2014:  05:55:07

broken leg elsewhere.

i thought to myself, what a perfect time to make a cast out of....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2014:  06:26:14

a random footprint, enlarged to twice its normal size.

That should get the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/03/2014:  06:34:52

fire started

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