KyBanjo - Posted - 03/07/2023:  16:06:50

walk down to the Brothels further down the street.

It's really

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2023:  17:31:54

just my vices that get me in trouble.

Last week

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/08/2023:  08:06:54

I quit smoking, it’s easy, I’ve done it lots of times.

Maybe

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/08/2023:  16:59:35

I will succeed one of these days as it can be tough.

If only

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2023:  21:16:24

my hen-pecking wife would quit nagging me, I’d be able to.



She scolded me just for falling asleep in my easy chair with a lit cigarette in my mouth

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/08/2023 21:16:59

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2023:  04:15:17

last evening.

It’s time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2023:  06:10:51

I packed my grip and take a long, long trip.

Could get off the bus at North Peoria

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2023:  07:48:50

but I didn’t because I was sleeping.

I slept

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/09/2023:  09:10:28

almost to lunch time causing me to not get much sleep at all.

I think

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2023:  11:32:23

the cattle are lowing in the lane.

When it’s apple blossom time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2023:  16:00:43

the girls all seem prettier.

It’s interesting

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/12/2023:  07:49:39

reading the writing on the wall.

I’ll need new glasses

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/12/2023:  08:35:20

for my garage bar that will hold more whiskey.



The old

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/12/2023 08:36:25

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2023:  16:25:23

garage burned down at the hands of Grim Jim’s arsonist friends.

I’ll build a concrete one

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/14/2023:  15:44:41

stall garage.

Then

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/14/2023:  18:07:16

I’ll install a high voltage electric fence around it.

A fried arsonist

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/15/2023:  04:27:15

is considered to have gotten what he deserved.

There was

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2023:  07:31:52

a man in Nantucket.

He had

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/15/2023:  08:00:16

all his cash in a bucket.

But his

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2023:  11:02:54

was a slut and ran off with the but(ler).

Rhymin’ Simon I ain’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/17/2023:  13:35:21

met a pie man who’d give me a slice for free.

But I once

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2023:  14:00:56

saw a guy get sliced in Rico’s Pizza and Speakeasy.

Ya gotta be careful

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/18/2023:  03:06:20

of who you even look at around that place.

It was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/18/2023:  14:28:08

a disgruntled accordion player who started the trouble.

After he was fired

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/18/2023:  16:13:28

he bellowed, “I’ll git yooz guys!”

So he let off a stink bomb

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/18/2023:  16:44:59

that was so bad that the whole place emptied out into the street.

Next time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/19/2023:  05:33:40

I go to the movie theater I’m going to sit in the back.

It seems

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/19/2023:  12:43:10

there’s always somebody yelling “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.

I’ll bring my water pistol

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/19/2023:  15:00:25

and a bright new red helmet.

I can also

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/20/2023:  10:44:49

wear my old Boy Scout uniform.

Last time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2023:  09:12:26

I wore it the seat of the pants ripped wide open.

The Brownies present “oohed & aahed “

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/24/2023:  12:48:45

and brought about a rather strange smell to the area.

It seemed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2023:  14:25:23

to radiate from one particular area.



Upon further examination

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/24/2023 14:26:01

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/24/2023:  22:19:15

the proctologist gave the “All Safe” sign.

He said he was tired of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2023:  06:39:17

eating chili dogs with onions and peppers.

He was

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2023:  23:14:55

reported seen at Dora’s Health Spa where they promised he’d feel rejuvenated after their “treatment”.

Five hundred dollars later

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2023:  16:59:02

he truly was feeling totally rejuvenated.

Dora on the other hand

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2023:  23:45:06

had a nervous breakdown.

She lay in bed for days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2023:  03:29:32

counting sheep but she could not sleep.

Finally

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2023:  21:06:36

she got up , threw open the widow, and yelled, “I’m not gonna take IT anymore”.

The church lady next door

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/06/2023:  04:21:47

turned up the volume of her radio which happen to be playing Twisted Sister’s song “We’re Not Gonna Take It”.

Eventually the whole neighborhood

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2023:  22:28:48

started dancing in the rain after Chief Knokahoma showed them the raindance.

Storm sewers overflowed

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2023:  04:04:11

with alcohol and party-snack based excrement.



Stereo speakers blasted

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/08/2023 04:05:12

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2023:  10:11:13

Black Sabbath until they exploded with aplomb.

Cops showed up with search warrants

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2023:  11:48:48

and made a spectacle of strip searching the church ladies.

It was soon revealed

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2023:  23:44:04

that they were actually trans-church-people.

Parson Deejeneryte

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2023:  03:35:18

decided to take up farming as a hobby.

His first

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2023:  16:59:48

order of business was some animal husbandry.

He needed a footstool

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2023:  06:41:18

so he shot an angry beaver and used the pelt as upholstery.

Over the years