banjoscotty - Posted - 08/30/2014:  04:17:49

about old Hank that no one will ever find out.

But Hank Jr.never did explain the fact that

jistgreg - Posted - 08/30/2014:  06:04:12

if the South would have won, there would have been minuses as well as pluses. 

But in what other war did 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/31/2014:  03:15:45

anything make since?

I was in Sam & Joes last night and saw

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2014:  07:58:00

a guy making love to his tonic and gin.

The bouncer

jistgreg - Posted - 08/31/2014:  11:57:56

, a huge fella named Tiny, said, "Hey!  You can't do that in here!" 

But the guy said, "Baloney!" and 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2014:  21:52:42

proceeded to lead with his chin.

Tiny wiped

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2014:  03:52:43

his hands on the hem of the establishments "Favorite Doves" gown.

Then all h-ll broke loose while the

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  19:18:46

cops were trying to get there

the only thing I know

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  19:43:56

is " next to nothing" ,I told the cops.

Next thing I know,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/01/2014:  20:35:15

I knew more than I thought

the last time I went

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2014:  02:09:21

there They had replaced Tiny with Clint Eastwood.

Now, no one dares to do

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/02/2014:  18:36:58

to call me out like John Wayne

went to a flee market and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2014:  20:50:29

the fleas were fleeing the joint.

Seems that dame with the beehive

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2014:  03:06:48

left the lid open again.

But,all went well untill Tarzan

MWBailey - Posted - 09/03/2014:  10:12:00

swung in on his vine of dubious origin.

"Tarzan looking for

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2014:  13:50:15

Jane and Cheeta".

Then Boy came in and

Edited by - banjoscotty on 09/03/2014 13:51:17

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2014:  16:07:24

declared that he wanted a real name- he was tired of being called "Boy".

So Tarzan

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2014:  02:24:02

called him Bo-Boy.

That satisfied Bo-Boy,,yet he

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/06/2014:  03:21:27

was tired of jungle life.

Cheeta was happy because

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  14:47:21

because if Boy left home,he'd get more food.

But Jane

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  19:19:00

went to Nam and caused a ruckus

last night I thought I would

jistgreg - Posted - 09/06/2014:  19:56:48

google her but the cops caught me goggling outside her window. 

"Forgive and forget" is 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2014:  20:53:32

not a motto of the local police force.

They will

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2014:  02:51:27

google you like you've never been googled before.

Don't get caught up in

janolov - Posted - 09/07/2014:  03:42:10

the jungle when you go hunting.

The police may

MWBailey - Posted - 09/07/2014:  07:31:33

grab yer google, and then you'll be up Stinky Creek without a googler.



"Stinky Creek" is a tune that

Edited by - MWBailey on 09/07/2014 07:32:39

jistgreg - Posted - 09/07/2014:  21:20:20

actually exists!  youtube.com/watch?v=ygakol9tZhc 

Stinky Creek is also an actual creek in Alaska, where  

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/08/2014:  03:28:02

banjo pickers can really show-out on.

If you use A# instead of Bb, the tune will

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2014:  06:52:45

still sound pretty much the same.

The biggest difference will

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  08:38:14

be the pulloffs from A# instead of push offs from B-flat.

It's better to be

jistgreg - Posted - 09/08/2014:  08:48:19

loved and lost than never to be lost at all. 

This bit of advice 

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2014:  11:36:10

came from Wrong Way Corrigan when he landed in Ireland.

He said he intended

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  11:54:24

to beat the bushes for the ghost of O'Carolan.



All he found

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/08/2014 11:54:49

jistgreg - Posted - 09/08/2014:  14:46:04

is a band of gold:  all that's left of the dreams I hold. 

To the right of the dreams I hold, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  14:57:30

to the left of the delusions we were told.

Freda ( I'm in pain) was

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2014:  18:26:48

the last and sad refrain.

We all headed to the local

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  18:37:35

watering hole for some cool water and rotgut whiskey.

The jukebox

jistgreg - Posted - 09/08/2014:  19:49:51

didn't seem to have any decent bluegrass tunes. 

The friendly young Greek lady wrote down my email address and stuck it in her bra, and I 

eljimb0 - Posted - 09/08/2014:  20:03:27

asked her if I could take it out and check the spelling.

She smiled and said go

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2014:  02:52:38

for it but be gentle.

And so I proceeded to

jistgreg - Posted - 09/09/2014:  03:05:16

take off her store-bought leg, approaching the problem from the ground up.

She screamed 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2014:  05:38:14

when she fell over for lack of support.

Her mother,who was in the garden, came and

janolov - Posted - 09/09/2014:  08:33:19

put up her wooden leg.

Her father went to

jistgreg - Posted - 09/09/2014:  09:31:24

Harvard and couldn't restrain himself from letting everybody know it. 

"When I was your age 

eljimb0 - Posted - 09/09/2014:  10:39:21

I was off at band camp,

..and my best friend 'Chippy'

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2014:  10:48:34

Played drums while we picked John Hardy.

He kept us out of time ,so

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  14:50:00

we evolved into a jazz band.

We played time signatures that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/09/2014:  15:10:46

only mathematicians could comprehend,,but no worries- it was only jazz.

The winos in the audience

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2014:  16:48:39

were so drunk, the thought we were playing polkas and waltzes.

Little did they know