chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2014:  20:20:32

10.5 on the Richter Scale.

Good thing I had my

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  01:45:49

trusty gas mask. 

It has come in handy

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2014:  03:20:49

for sniffing gas.

While plowing up my garden yesterday I noticed

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  03:27:50

a large bone sticking out of the ground.

I dug deeper and discovered

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  06:41:05

an expired dog attached to it.

The sands of time

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  07:00:00

marched on for the poor fellow.

It set me to thinking about

RandyZ - Posted - 02/12/2014:  07:39:19

having it stuffed in an attack pose.

While at the taxidermist, i noticed a very large...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/12/2014:  07:39:45

some of the dogs that I've had.

But Dad bought each , my sister and me, a horse for

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  07:52:57

the heck of it.

The problem was, we lived in an apartment, so

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  07:58:12

having an indoor pool is out of the. question

I was sitting on the back porch when

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  09:40:05

police helicopters started circling the building.

I had no idea

RandyZ - Posted - 02/12/2014:  09:46:57

it was an ole fashioned western roundup.

I grabbed my trusty rope, chaps, and...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  12:42:09

a few of my favorite leather devices.

I was hoping to find

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  13:03:45

gold as I dug around the abandoned mine on the hill side next to the sheriffs office

indoors or outdoors I always

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  13:14:20

like to keep my eyes open for valuable.

This sometimes leads to trouble

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  13:26:03

at the campgrounds jam session.

The gold plating on the old

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  13:30:40

counterfeit Gibsons was too

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  14:23:16

ring turned green and was hard to look at when friends came over

The ultimate rush was when

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2014:  15:11:35

those friends were driven to violence.

Apparently the poor quality

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  18:42:09

of their boxing skills was laughable.

Some starting biting

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  18:46:49

their hands and lips to help with the tension that was created by the intruder

Tradition believes that the

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  19:12:11

tension can actually be felt by wayward hobos.

They flock into boxcars

Scaggs7 - Posted - 02/12/2014:  19:18:00

Willie's concert to listen to the latest songs

The Sheriff was trying ot find

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  02:39:15

pin the wrap on old Amos.

But he was de-pendable so they

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  02:59:32

cast a wider net.

They called in the FBI to

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  05:27:33

further confuse the situation.


With their guns drawn....and their pajamas on, they....

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  05:29:10

...slept safely!

I think the only thing I...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  05:33:52

wondered, was why they bothered with pajamas.

After all, I

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  06:04:17

....didnt know we were loaded!

When things settle down a bit, I'll be sure to...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  06:08:48

sort my sock drawer.

After all, it's been

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  06:19:54

in a storage locker for 15 years!

Hey, whats the big deal with...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  07:30:22

the 5 day poker game?

Aces up sleeves and concealed derringers

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  07:31:23

and spurs for ear-rings.
and.....

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  07:54:39

too much booze to think clearly.

The last time that happened

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:04:32

...Randy and Drew got into a big fight over...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:07:34

something that no one remembers.

They feel sort of foolish because

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:13:39

they woke up in jail with black eyes.

Schlange had to bail them out

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:48:11

...but locked their accounts!

No wonder nobody...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  08:48:43

and now they have to work $4000.00 off.

The wind is 42 MPH and might

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  09:28:41

gust higher.

I'd better make sure

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  09:47:17

to button my lip so's i dont get booted out again.

Someone told me that...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  09:54:15

a steel-toed boot is painful if driven into one's caboose.

My doctor gave me

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  10:34:38

two months to live.  I told him I cant pay his bill, he gave me another two months!

Hey, whos driving to the...

RandyZ - Posted - 02/13/2014:  10:47:34

all-star Spinach bowl?


im kinda hoping that this year might....

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  11:29:11

...be the best one ever.

Where did I put my...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/13/2014:  12:01:08

Horse last night?

Man,they just keep running

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/13/2014:  12:18:22

...Gilligan's Island over and over!

You know I could use an great big....

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/13/2014:  13:47:48

woman with a mean disposition,a recommendation by my shrink.

Donna's Ranch in Nevada

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2014:  14:09:15

is one of my favorite places.

I have my own