jistgreg - Posted - 09/01/2015:  18:50:44

ripped, despite the ban on alcohol. 

They wouldn't be enjoying Paradise with seventy 

J e f f - Posted - 09/01/2015:  19:04:23

donkeys that

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  03:55:59

aren't much better looking than the camels they're used to. 

That makes them wonder

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  05:55:29

why they're never called to be in the movies.

They also know they are ugly but that's

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  07:13:28

just one of many burdens they have to bear. 

Not only that, but they

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  07:47:11

carry gallons of water in their hump, in case the sheiks want to make Kool-Aid.

Camels that hump

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  08:43:53

are always looking for Chimps.

Linda Sue told Sally Goodin that she and Clint Eastwood

jistgreg - Posted - 09/02/2015:  11:59:00

made my day. 

I felt like one lucky punk when 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  14:17:46

Clint's gun jammed ,causing him to throw a tantrum.

Clint never got over

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/02/2015:  20:04:15

being laughed at so much it made him cry

my girlfriend ask me

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  01:45:25

if I'd come to a slumber party,,,,,,just her and me??

I'm very upset about that and

jistgreg - Posted - 09/03/2015:  01:52:00

have half a mind to do it just to teach her a lesson. 

The other half of my mind 

Rossanne - Posted - 09/03/2015:  03:52:26

wasn't concentrationg at all,
until i was reminded

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2015:  07:45:51

that this game wants you to complete a sentence and then start a new one. 

I know it's silly but we

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  08:23:07

throw people in jail (gaol) for such transgressions.

A Swiss jail

jistgreg - Posted - 09/03/2015:  09:59:22

, Jailhotel Loewengraben in Lucern, got mostly terrible reviews from its guests. 

I wonder why 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2015:  10:11:05

the warden never went and spoke to the inmates?

For 52 years he's been smoking those Hav-A-Tampa cigars and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  11:51:13

he's never seen his doctor about his dizzy spells.

To spell "dizzy"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2015:  12:49:53

would be darn near impossible without the letter "z". 

Why the Brits call is "Zed" 

Rossanne - Posted - 09/03/2015:  13:54:08

went Zed woke up, he was made to walk-over to the 'Z' walk over on 'A' block, he became emcumbant the story ended.
This game came out fron Disney worrld, and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  15:37:44

when they were filming the Von Trapp family ,Julie Andrews kept her trap shut 'til she learned the lyrics to "Eidelweiss".

Walt hired Dick

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/03/2015:  17:50:10

the donkey to play the part of the horse

a horse named Silver was th name of

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:30:08

a very famous horse in the movies.

If you know who rode that horse then

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2015:  03:46:17

you may also know who rode White Feller. 

If you know that, you

Rossanne - Posted - 09/04/2015:  04:42:31

..you rode alongside great 'Marshall Chucky pretending to be herotic, cos you stuck a fethered injin arrow in your hat, you and yur company became surroundeed so you doubled up on poor ole' White Fekller..and headed fer the circling wagons far out in tha distance,,thats when..

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/04/2015:  05:18:59

along came Jones.

Jones was one of the "good old boys" so he

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  07:51:14

drove his lawn tractor to the liquor store.

Impaired grass mowing is

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/04/2015:  17:54:29

now a thing of the past

our farm is getting

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/05/2015:  02:19:50

over-run with that funny looking weed that the Law doesn't like.

The sheriff show us how to harvest it and

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2015:  14:36:16

bale it for Willie's FarmAid show.

Pot and cattle

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2015:  04:21:02

is a term used to disguise the use of the weed.

Always replant early to take advantage of

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2015:  07:54:18

cheap labo(u)r by hiring hippy passers-by, who still think in 1967 wages.

Labo(u)r Day is

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2015:  15:57:09

only 24 hours long.

Then it's back to "goofing-off" so we can

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/07/2015:  17:20:09

have a labor day next year.

Don't try using ice skates to ski down the mountain because

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2015:  12:05:22

they couldn't get the Zamboni up the hill to lay down a sheet of ice.



Boney Maroney drove

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Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/08/2015:  17:56:36

to New Port to the Docks to revive my shipment

the last time i did this I

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  01:56:38

lost $37,000 on the deal.

But I made it back when

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  06:20:34

I sold the rights to the story. 

They're making a movie

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  09:03:08

called Connie and Schnide

Don't under estimate old Schnide because he

Rossanne - Posted - 09/09/2015:  11:15:08

's a trivial character, a weak kneed total.
His girlfriend on the other hand is..

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:14:26

one the most dynamic people I've ever met.

She has been known to

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:22:51

eat buttermilk with a fork.

So if you see her coming your way you

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2015:  12:24:01

should either run for your life or run towards her with open arms. 

The only problem is that you won't 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/09/2015:  16:35:09

want to meet her ever again

the only thing I can see

Rossanne - Posted - 09/09/2015:  17:12:12

is daylight,,,was an awful lonely long night,on tha  bearskin.

Looking out the corner of my eye...

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/09/2015:  18:17:28

I saw a reection of something i didn't want to see

I was think of an old song I wrote back

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/09/2015:  19:09:11

when I was in love with Reba McIntire.

But she was already married so

Scaggs7 - Posted - 09/09/2015:  19:44:31

it broke my heart to have to move on

If you ever want to hear

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/10/2015:  03:09:31

me play bagpipes,just stay tuned in to this this station.

My old judo instructor said to always