chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2021:  08:35:57

the “Year of the Loon” in 1969.

Woodstock attendees

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2021:  08:48:45

currently number many times the original attendees.

Personally, I don’t remember

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/21/2021:  14:07:24

but there should be a way to find out.

Seems one would

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/21/2021:  16:42:03

enjoy an occasional night out on the town with friends.



But lately it seems

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chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2021:  16:43:45

my friends go out til 5 am without inviting me.

I think they’ve gone over to a sad criminal mindset

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2021:  17:03:47

that probably involves illicit alcohol and loose women.

I wish they would

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  04:55:39

concentrate more on practicing their banjo rolls and licks.

Its difficult

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2021:  05:28:49

to practice when everyone else is inebriated.

I don’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  06:10:59

generally like to belong or subscribe to any type of organization.

My independent nature

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2021:  09:03:08

led me to living in a shack in the Yukon.

My mailman

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2021:  15:53:01

arrives annually by dog sled usually with a few “postage due” items.

She a good looking

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2021:  17:09:18

woman underneath all the layers of clothes and the fur face mask, at least from what I can tell.

I don’t really

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2021:  19:57:19

cotton to city wimmen who hate breaking nails.

My ex was a rugged

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2021:  02:55:46

gal who ran off with a lumberjack she met while having her chainsaw serviced at Sammy’s Small Engine Service.

I hope they are

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2021:  13:57:33

happy living in the multimillion dollar log home he constructed just for her.

I guess

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2021:  14:01:01

I’ll head for Grim Jim’s then, and drown my sorrows.

Jim’s new waitress

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2021:  15:54:02

“Sure Thing Charlotte” is very friendly, but not very efficient.



However, what she lacks in efficiency

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/23/2021 15:54:57

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2021:  17:59:05

she makes up for with her remarkable cleavage.

It’s difficult to

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2021:  18:01:44

keep my eyes where they belong, whatever that means.

Charlotte has a mean right hook

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2021:  18:09:23

especially when she’s holding a roll of quarters.

You will definitely not

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  04:44:00

get any Christmas gifts if you have been naughty this past year.

I don’t believe

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  05:51:30

Santa’s coming to my house this year.

My chimney’s plugged

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  08:41:10

with putrid creosote deposits and I lock my doors at night.

Maybe Santa

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2021:  08:50:28

will just leave all my gifts on the back porch.

I’m hoping I’ll get

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2021:  08:52:48

whipped by my new galpal, Sadie.

Her sadistic demeanor

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/24/2021:  12:19:50

has my neighborhood pets on high alert.

She has a “thing” for

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2021:  02:31:56

unusual bedroom toys.

Yesterday she took my

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/25/2021:  05:47:27

electric cattle prod and converted it from 9-volt battery to direct 110 volt a/c power.



I have to admit

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/25/2021 05:47:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  06:37:09

the stimulations have decreased my arthritis issues.

I can’t wait

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2021:  08:25:50

until the convulsions end.

I’m vibrating like

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/25/2021:  15:16:41

a playing card against bicycle spokes.

I’m curious

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2021:  17:32:33

about salt blocks in pastures.

My last pony

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2021:  18:47:43

was a former rodeo roping horse.

He was a great ride, but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/26/2021:  05:31:39

not very intelligent as far as horses are concerned.

He had a habit

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2021:  10:33:09

of walking into fences and hay bales.

I think he needed glasses

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2021:  04:35:44

or perhaps a seeing eye dog.

He’s pretty good natured except when

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/27/2021:  05:55:05

his ornery streak kicks in, which usually coincides with his rider kicking heels into his sides.

The smell of

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2021:  06:11:25

alfalfa makes me giddy, as does my cayuse.

Farmer John next side road over

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2021:  10:17:50

has an incredibly beautiful daughter.

She is so good looking you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/27/2021:  13:35:14

have a hard time believing she is smart and actually has a personality.

In fact

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2021:  15:32:39

Mrs. Lindsay recommended her for the Provincial Short Story derby.

I think her Pa wears

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2021:  02:43:28

the overalls in that family.

However, that doesn’t mean

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/28/2021:  09:22:08

she was dissuaded from becoming a local Roller Derby Queen instead of participating in the Provincial Short Story derby. 



You should see

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 12/28/2021 09:24:18

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2021:  09:40:02

her elbowing her way through gob-smacked fans.

She’s sweet on Horace Hynswickel

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2021:  10:12:47

but she shows it by treating him with utter contempt.

That doesn’t seem to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2021:  06:34:18

have a negative effect on their relationship as he heeds her directives.

He must have a huge

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2021:  07:14:35

inferiority complex to cow-tow to a dame with sharp elbows.

She rarely trims her toenails

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2021:  18:06:03

so his shins are covered with scars.

She also doesn’t

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/30/2021:  05:43:35

cotton much to home maintenance.

It’s been