OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2022:  02:46:15

they are apparently very intelligent creatures but I’ve never seen one playing a banjo.

That may be proof

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2022:  03:28:23

that they consider the banjo to be an annoyingly primitive, obnoxiously loud instrument not worthy of their talent.

It’ also a challenge

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2022:  09:19:34

to don 5 fingerpicks on the tentacles.

Never underestimate

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/15/2022:  16:29:23

the power of a quality, first class, silent but deadly round of flatulence to clear a room.

I know from

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2022:  02:33:36

happy experiences getting to the head of the buffet line.

There’s nothing like

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2022:  07:46:47

engaging in sneaky and questionable methods to aid a person in obtaining a goal.



Speaking of

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chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2022:  10:45:53

goals I’ve decided to go keto tomorrow.

My galpal says tomorrow never comes

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2022:  14:11:32

because once it does, it becomes today.

I guess she’s

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/16/2022:  16:14:58

given considerable thought to this concept, which apparently keeps her brain sharp.



It seems that misinformation

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chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2022:  22:01:27

about tomorrow is the stock in trade for TV weathermen.

Yesterday he

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2022:  03:03:53

predicted that there would indeed be weather.

What he didn’t say

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/17/2022:  04:43:31

about upcoming weather conditions is part of his attempt to remain noncommittal.

There’s nothing worse

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2022:  05:41:46

than a weaselly coward.

If trouble happens

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/17/2022:  13:07:53

he hides behind his mother.



My former brother-in-law

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OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2022:  03:03:04

used to play hide and go seek with himself until he went missing for three days.

He had hidden from himself inside

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2022:  04:40:24

the outhouse and he was so quiet that he couldn’t find himself.

When he finally

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2022:  07:22:12

dropped acid he returned to a normal state of being.

My acid days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/18/2022:  08:48:43

are now limited small doses of citric, malic, and ascorbic acid contained in orange juice.

I do drink a lot of

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2022:  11:07:28

Millers Lite beer.

But who would really

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/18/2022:  15:26:15

care if it wasn’t lite/light.

I drink Labatts at Miller Park in Milwaukee

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2022:  02:54:45

which occasionally raises some eyebrows as I raise my glass.

I don’t really care

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/19/2022:  10:39:50

much for Brewers baseball but the brats and kraut are worth the trip.

Once I brought

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2022:  14:30:36

my portable hibachi to the ball park.

They made me fire it up only in the parking lot

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2022:  03:01:16

where it ignited the team bus and singed my eyebrows.

After that

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2022:  06:40:35

I went home to file the story with the National Enquirer.

They sent me a rubber cheque

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/20/2022:  07:56:49

and sold my phone number to telemarketing outfits.

Every day

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2022:  08:06:11

we see longer sunlight as we march towards summer solstice.

Soon the days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/20/2022:  08:16:09

will all blend together as we enjoy those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.

It makes me wonder

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2022:  16:18:57

as I wander out under they sky.



Do you suppose

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Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/20/2022:  17:14:26

Benjamin Franklin’s white knee socks were actually compression hose?

Maybe one of

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2022:  21:51:05

these days I’ll take my boss’s advice and go fly a kite.

I hope he pays me

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2022:  03:05:35

for the time, after all, he suggested it.

He can be quite

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/21/2022:  14:22:33

loose lipped and flirtatious at office Christmas parties.

One time

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2022:  16:02:28

he tried to convince three different women that he would still respect them in the morning.

All three of them

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2022:  23:17:42

got sloshed and tied him to the Christmas tree.

Needless to say

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  02:37:36

he was not the sort of ornaments most folks were expecting.

In fact,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2022:  04:04:28

he was still strapped to the tree when the custodian found him on Monday morning.

Sometimes you just

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/22/2022:  07:44:26

have s**t or get off the pot.

That phrase had

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  14:06:53

a deep impact on my teenage years.

I didn’t understand what

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/22/2022:  15:13:26

**** meant.

Then one day

OM45GE - Posted - 06/22/2022:  17:01:17

my parents walked in on me and my girlfriend and I found out.

It wasn’t what

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/23/2022:  08:17:06

we were doing that disturbed them, but the color we were using to paint my bedroom was what they found shocking.


I had told them

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2022:  09:28:17

I was trying to relive my glory years as a hippie and decided to paint it in psychedelic colours.

They summarily

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2022:  09:45:23

removed my painting supplies and locked the door.

I don’t know if

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/23/2022:  16:42:06

they realized that my girlfriend and I were now locked in my psychedelic bedroom.

Well, when you have lemons

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2022:  17:02:06

you throw them at the wall.

Modern art

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 06/23/2022:  17:24:20

is unique in that it has no limitations.

My favorite

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2022:  18:26:52

aunt just sent me a present.

It’s a large

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2022:  23:06:38

can of cod liver oil.

She’s a health nut