chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  07:57:13

admitting you liked Rabbit in a Log.

Barking while singing

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2014:  14:01:31

has been linked to certain psychiatric disorders.

Among them are

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  16:32:40

are not named in public

make the old banger ring

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/03/2014:  17:54:05

and then play something nice.

Never play the 5th string unless

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  19:21:10

you want to run someone off

for some strange reason the lights and TV come on when I'm in bed and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/03/2014:  20:30:27

dreaming of ghosts and goblins.

I even summoned a ghostbuster

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/04/2014:  03:11:39

but he insists on waiting untill midnight to come.

Stranger things have happened in the

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2014:  05:51:29

daytime than at night.

But he still won't

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/04/2014:  19:12:25

turn the lights out at night

the rain keeps coming every day

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  04:49:20

and my Ark still isn't't finished.

The pairs of animals are

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:23:06

wrong,,,there were 7 each.

But what's really important is

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2014:  10:37:35

is keeping the predators away from the prey.

We wouldn't want

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  14:54:00

Bambi to be eaten by Yogi.

And a wolf in sheep's clothing

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/05/2014:  15:02:37

will lead you astray.

But don't worry,Captain Marvel will

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  17:00:08

stop at nothing to get it right

when I was young I

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2014:  21:07:10

wanted to be Spiderman.

I tried to spin a web

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2014:  12:37:57

but only succeeded in soiling my underwear.

I think I was doing something

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  15:21:37

wrong

it took me a while to get

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2014:  19:55:22

a hold of a spider manual,but it was written in the Arachnid language.

My frustration was mounting

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2014:  17:14:44

for my Arachnid language skills we're quite limited.

Also, my translator was

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2014:  19:15:07

preoccupied with a lady tarantula.

All those arms and legs

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/08/2014:  07:11:27

were exploring all over his head and shoulders.

A bar of soap

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2014:  14:43:59

shouldn't be picked up in a shower.

Many a good man

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2014:  03:21:13

have been declared bad because of a bar of soap.

Peanut butter sandwiches should have

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2014:  05:49:14

enough peanut butter to cover the bread entirely. 

But not so much that

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2014:  05:08:36

it sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Anyone who wants to join the

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2014:  07:46:43

French Foreign Legion should probably think before signing on the dotted line.

Many who do

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/10/2014:  12:02:09

think don't sign and those who don't think don't know that sign language is not a valid signature.

Collecting unsigned dotted lines is a useless

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2014:  12:30:03

exercise which leads to nowhere, which is exactly where many French Foreign Legion posts are.

Some are so remote, they don't even have

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/10/2014 12:31:10

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/10/2014:  16:33:29

a stove

the only thing I remember

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2014:  16:47:04

from my time there is how ugly the camels were.

Yet the men seemed

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2014:  17:24:38

handsome and sun baked .

Sunstroke was

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/10/2014:  18:23:00

fashionable in the hottest months.

The camels only amusements seemed

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  02:49:07

to be discussing how ugly the humans were.

Their perspective was

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2014:  03:16:14

was not very perspectable.

All the Sheiks were saying that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  03:25:17

the camels had not been the same since the French Foreign Legion set up camp nearby.

They thought maybe

BigMonFan - Posted - 06/11/2014:  09:55:20

that the French had been ....uh...well....uhmm....well, heyll fahr! .....who knows what all might be a goin' through them Sheiks minds!

At night you could hear

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2014:  10:13:33

Pepe Lepew groaning and howling.

French Fries were

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/11/2014:  15:00:13

off limits to those who saw the wrong thing

the horse flies were so

MWBailey - Posted - 06/11/2014:  15:21:35

stylishly dressed, they looked like movie stars.

While the banjo players watched weird anime programs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2014:  17:29:55

in Japanese without subtitles.

Perhaps they really did understand

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2014:  18:00:51

the language,it being sonically similar to a ringing g string.

The kamikaze breakdown

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2014:  06:25:17

they were playing was a little known adaptation of Earls Foggy Mountain Breakdown. 

it used the same chords but

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2014:  08:38:18

all the melody notes were scrambled.

Did anyone think to

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2014:  08:53:17

turn the iron off before we left?

Something tells me

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  09:01:20

the heat's on in the kitchen,with the budgie squawking and scolding.



The housecat vamoosed

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/12/2014 09:02:07

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2014:  12:32:43

when that bull mastiff showed up.

But the cat came back and

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  13:55:25

and brung all the other family members with them, I said all of them

I once wrote a song about

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2014:  14:58:42

a cat coming back,but somebody stole it and made a fortune.

So then I wrote one