OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2022:  16:59:21

they have a free moment, you’ll find them glued to the TV.

It must be

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2022:  21:43:05

tiresome and teejus walking around with a television glued to one’s sorry carcass.

You’d think

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2022:  02:27:14

they would have picked a smaller appliance for their attachments.

Maybe they

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  08:50:53

should consider using their free time wisely.

One option

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2022:  09:04:26

would be volunteering at the soup kitchen.

Many expired date-before yogurts

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/04/2022:  14:59:14

are still safe to eat.

Too much food

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  09:18:10

is thrown out,, or up,, because of rancidity.

I like sour cream

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/05/2022:  13:43:11

on top of a bowl of chili and on tacos.

Some folks

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2022:  16:21:06

go all the way to Tijuana to eat Mexican food.

The flight is costly but

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  04:30:36

fresh snacks are served.

Chipping a tooth

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  06:33:24

is no laughing matter.

The stewardess

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/06/2022:  13:40:06

is a former Roller Derby champion from East Cleveland.

Her tattoo’s

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2022:  14:11:46

depict wolves, gremlins, and Boris Karloff.

Never ask her

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/07/2022:  04:56:42

what time it is or she will tell you “It’s time to shut your mouth”.

She once

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  08:40:44

drilled into a crank’s skull with a rusty drill bit.

It was all staged, of course,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2022:  11:29:25

but the local board of health didn’t know that.

There were

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2022:  20:23:07

witnesses but they were afraid to come forward.

The board then retired

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  03:42:30

to their secret meeting place.

There they

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  09:00:23

played pinochle and swigged whisky til dawn.

Government jobs

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  10:05:34

are easy to do but hard to come by.

Unless you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2022:  11:04:14

know something really juicy about somebody important.

They’ll do

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  12:34:38

you in akin to Jimmy Hoffa’s fate.



His Cadillac

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/08/2022 12:39:12

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/08/2022:  15:06:04

wasn’t yet paid for when he disappeared.

It’s said

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2022:  23:02:03

it was repossessed but the tow truck driver threw a heavy bag found in the trunk into the Detroit River.

Some local fishermen

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2022:  03:34:49

thought they had hooked a big one and reeled it in.

Imagine their

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  05:25:33

surprise when they won the State lottery on a group ticket purchase.

It’s possible

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2022:  06:02:50

to become rich without lifting a finger.

My old senile uncle

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/09/2022:  08:27:25

doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

The other day

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/09/2022 08:28:07

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  03:29:28

he relieved himself on a MAGA sign.

He said he was

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  04:31:22

in a brief state of cognitive fluency and was doing his part to quell the ultimate political evil spawned by the Devil incarnate.



It truly was

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/10/2022 04:33:12

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  07:47:01

a sight to behold on the evening news.

He’s giving away much of his savings

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/10/2022:  08:50:45

to the young neighbor lady next door who is a nudist.



Much of his time is spent

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/10/2022 08:51:23

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  14:41:19

gazing through his Nikon binoculars.

He’s very glad

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  16:31:10

his eyesight was restored by Oral Roberts.

Roberts demanded

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2022:  18:02:52

that he turn over all of his worldly possessions.

He promised

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2022:  18:50:54

old Uncle Fred a spot in heaven near an ale house.

“I think your a fake, Roberts!”

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  03:10:05

echoing a wildly held sentiment.

Many folk were skeptical because

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/11/2022:  07:23:58

of long held beliefs based mostly on hearsay, misinformation and outright fabrications.

It seems

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2022:  08:29:01

most folks lack a solid belief system.

For myself I rarely

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  14:07:16

get any exercise other than jumping to conclusions.

I like to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/11/2022:  16:49:33

grind pecans and walnuts to mix with my oatmeal.

A well rounded

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2022:  17:04:28

tire is preferable to one that’s flat, even if it’s only flat on the bottom.

I can’t remember

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2022:  19:48:35

my last bowel movement.

My know-it-all neighbor(u)r always tells me I’m full of

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2022:  03:09:28

crap and I guess he’s right, but I’ve fooled him - I took a triple dose of laxative this morning.

I’ll pay him a visit

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/12/2022:  09:39:12

this evening and put a paper bag of poop (Bag-O-Poo) on his front step, light it on fire, ring his doorbell and hide.

When he answers the door

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2022:  10:01:41

he’ll get his blonde airhead wife to stomp it out.

She used to work at the Fire Hall

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2022:  17:58:36

but nobody knows what she actually did there.

The rumors

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2022:  19:37:22

are that she kept the embers burning in the men there.

She loved the Dalmatian mascot

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2022:  03:44:13

but not carnally.

She does have