banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2015:  06:53:13

I had a black eye.

But it's not what you

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2015:  08:35:05

think - I was defending her "honor", wherever that went years ago.

But I thought Corrie and me ("I" in Miss Lindsay's English class)

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2015:  09:04:32

would never part.

But Corrie and me ("I" in Miss Kruger's English class)

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  10:13:30

have parted many times over the years. 

In fact, we part every time 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2015:  11:03:11

we go to the grocery store.

Customer service has to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  15:30:19

page the entire store to ask them to escort the harmless old fool to the office. 

When we get there, I 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2015:  05:55:49

(me in Tonto's Stereotypical Native American class) wantum slap her upside head. 

She take most unjustifiable chances 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2015:  06:06:07

by ripping off my breach cloth.

Me no care,,me get

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  06:06:24

new speedo shopping in white man's trading post with wampum and buffalo hides.



Full moon mean

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/27/2015 06:07:24

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2015:  07:35:46

both cheeks showing on Kemosabe's saddle. 

Me tired of powwowing like Tarzan, so let's 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  09:22:38

just go down to the pub for a pint. 

I'm hoping they'll have

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  12:01:39

Joe the tarbender there who'll set up my drinks for free.

My Billy Joel disguise

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  13:46:40

is almost complete. 

All I need is

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2015:  15:50:32

a voice like him.

There never was a

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  16:04:40

reason behind most of the foolish things I do. 

They just sort of

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  17:47:52

popped into my brain as good ideas at the time.

But time has taught me

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2015:  18:05:58

to take frequent bathroom breaks. 

The bathrooms I frequent 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  03:14:42

usually have plumbing, but not always. 

Some

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2015:  04:12:28

times I frequent behind the corn crib.

Grandpa and Uncle Billy slipped off to town and

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  06:58:47

now there's nobody here to chop a hole in the ice but me.

The pipes froze

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  09:30:19

, all except the chanter. 

That's like the 5th string freezing 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  10:22:58

on a banjo,except that the chanter is used for the melody where as the fifth string often is not. 

Bagpipes and banjos are

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  11:23:36

are a sure recipe for spending much of your life alone.

If only the symphony

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  12:48:24

had bagpipes and banjos sections, perhaps the instruments would have a little more credibility and respect from the public. 

As it is, they 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2015:  16:37:06

rank right up there with accordions. 

That's not to imply that accordions are rank; banjos and bagpipes 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2015:  18:18:36

should be collected and thrown into bonfire

But never play in a fire because

Edited by - banjoscotty on 12/28/2015 18:21:13

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  22:44:58

blackened, peeling skin is not in vogue this year.

What is apropos, however,

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  00:53:13

is appropriate by definition. 

That's logic; 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  03:39:17

practical thinking is superior.

always knock on the outhouse door before

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  04:07:32

knocking it over with a bulldozer. 

I failed to do so once and

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  06:16:36

bulldozed over 3 women who were all trying to sit on one hole.

Everything turned out ok because

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  08:16:10

they were from the Amazon tribe and tough as nails.

They tied the dozer operator

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  09:34:53

to the outhouse door and left him there.

Never mess with the Amazons,,they will

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:47:25

give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and leave you a quivering she'll of the man you once were. 

I prefer 

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  14:05:13

blondes but I marry brunettes. 

As a serial monogamist, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  15:54:29

I only psychologically destroy one woman at a time - inadvertently of course.

Shrinking violets

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  17:29:26

are very ugly..

The ones that remain are only

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  18:38:06

Sanforized versions of saintpaulias. 

If I knew what saintpaulias are, or even Sanforizing, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  18:47:13

I might even consider myself the most interesting man in cell block 10.

Saturday night dances at the prison

MWBailey - Posted - 12/29/2015:  18:55:13

Get pretty rowdy at closing time.

'Cause the dance partners all get prettier, when

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:14:44

you wake up next to one in the morning, it's a different matter entirely. 

You could play hard to get, but

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:24:32

stone walls do a prison make, and iron bars a cage. 

I once spent the night in St. Nicholas' cage, and 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:44:54

I emerged a changed man. 

It was the last

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  20:29:41

change I've ever made, since my cab driving days.

Changing socks

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2015:  21:01:54

should occur more frequently than changing locks. 

Changing lox 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  04:23:11

is a different kettle of fish. 

I prefer mine

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2015:  04:25:10

is a matter for someone else,,not me.

G# and Ab are not

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2015:  04:58:03

the same keys - G# uses six sharp incidentals and one double sharp whereas Ab uses four flats. 

I find G# easier

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2015:  06:48:09

to throw into the dustbin of history.

Bach once said