banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2019:  03:54:36

the older cartoons are much more funny.

Not only that,,they have

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  05:10:22

wonderful soundtracks that move the plot lines forward.

The composers are

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2019:  07:00:43

former castoffs from barn dance troupes.

They like their rhythms

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/27/2019:  07:45:28

In neat little overnight bags.

Along with any other

eljimb0 - Posted - 06/27/2019:  09:26:52

plans they made before the "swarm" came.

Two hundred elephants were

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/27/2019:  09:45:18

Released to disperse the crowd.

Having The Swarm visit is always a good time, but

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2019:  12:12:03

I prefer visiting them at their house.

That way I don't have to

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/27/2019:  12:21:56

Push all the dust bunnies under the bed.

You know what they say...A

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2019:  12:31:50

bunny in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Speaking of bushes

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/27/2019:  18:40:34

That George W. was a strange bird.

When eating tin foil, its

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  03:04:10

best to take it off the frozen roast first.

You’ll find that it’s

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2019:  03:52:30

very un-seasoned.

Plastic 5 gallon buckets make better

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  05:56:25

temporary snare drums for the bluegrass concert in Scotty’s back forty.



His sound system

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OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  06:27:17

is several braying mules and a few coyotes howling in the distance.

It's quite effective at

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/28/2019:  09:51:25

Extremely long distances.

However , the speaker inputs

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  13:14:44

are disgusting orifices that even iron stomached souls avoid at all costs.

Plugging into one is

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  13:59:31

akin to lousy sex in an outhouse with a blind date.

The last blind date

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2019:  17:51:04

I had in an outhouse ended badly.

First, she

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/28/2019:  18:08:39

Had to install a curtain in the half moon.

Next, to make things just

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2019:  20:23:17

hunky-dory, she made me wear hip waders and a thong.

When the wasps got wind of our shenanigans

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2019:  03:11:00

and swarmed out of the hole with stingers at the ready.

We hurriedly

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/29/2019:  15:07:00

Slipped into some scuba gear we stashed close by.

Now from the safety of a totally rubber covered

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/30/2019:  03:17:11

robot,we advanced to the bunkhouse.

All the ranch hands woke up and

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2019:  09:16:23

started cussing and throwing empty whisky bottles.

If I had a pen I’d start my autobiography

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 06/30/2019:  16:12:14

The diary of a forlorn gnat.

the NY times bestseller list Never

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OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  03:07:53

thought I would make it onto the list.

They’re probably

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2019:  04:09:26

waiting for better news.

Anyway the media is full of

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  05:46:49

news that I find disturbing.

I’ve stopped

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2019:  07:17:09

whackos who peddle in salacious misdeeds.

Jimmy Olson peddled

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/01/2019:  08:38:50

A bike with one peddle for year.

No wonder his

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  14:13:59

left leg is three times the size of his right one.

It looks very strange, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2019:  15:50:11

Perry White always advised him to put his best foot forward.

Jimmy bought one platform shoe

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2019:  15:51:51

and a Birkenstock.

When he walked on a hardwood floor it sounded like

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2019:  04:13:25

Captain Hook's peg leg.

But that didn't stop him from

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  06:01:59

running around town going after news scoops.

Jimmy’s brother lives in an abandoned chicken coop

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/02/2019:  06:31:46

Right next to Scoops apartment.

This is where he lost his

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  07:58:40

ice cream scoop behind the front stoop amongst the raccoon poop.

He had to stoop to see the scoop, but

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/02/2019:  11:46:58

A robbery had occurred by a group.

Oh my! somebody done stole

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2019:  11:54:03

pre-war National finger picks and my Roy Smeck flat pick.

Roy had a fling with Memphis Minnie

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 07/02/2019:  13:26:17

The street wise mouse.

Known for her skills

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2019:  14:26:50

in seducing talking rodents and their dogs.



Despite her appearance, Minnie

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banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:17:02

very good at her trade.

But she made one

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  03:24:57

big mistake when she was auditioning for her first acting role.



She showed up without

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chuckv97 - Posted - 07/03/2019:  06:56:15

any slippery elm lozenges to soothe her aching throat.

Her voice sounded like Hamilton Burger

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2019:  10:07:17

after a long night of cigarettes and booze.

His voice was objectionable as he objected

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:40:32

to his wife's objection.

It's easy to figure out what

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  04:46:07

was going on there by looking at their body language.

His wife was clearly

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2019:  06:28:09

turning into a battleaxe.

“Hello”, said the mailman

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2019:  07:02:45

who bore an uncanny resemblance to several of the children on his route.

“May I deliver