Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2022:  06:28:40

she didn’t realize my comment was directed to her nudity.

As it turned out

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2022:  08:27:39

the vice squad raided her pet shop and released the animals.

They claimed undo abuse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2022:  09:51:52

resulting from trauma sustained by animals who had witnessed her romping naked.

Then she got a job at

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2022:  03:35:09

Walmart as a greeter.

She proudly wore her Walmart vest over

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2022:  05:46:07

nothing and was promptly escorted out the door.

It was coincidence

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2022:  06:39:11

that my tailpiece broke just as I was halfway through playing “Whoa Mule”.

I’ve never met

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2022:  12:41:48

anyone who can pick Foggy Mountain Breakdown concurrently on three banjos while juggling them.

It might seem

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2022:  14:10:41

simple to you, but us mere mortals it’s almost as difficult as passing a field sobriety test.

Those can be

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2022:  14:17:23

tricky if one is not near a field.

I once told a cop

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2022:  18:16:29

that I was indeed on my way to a fire.

He promptly arrested me for

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2022:  21:31:28

impersonating a fireman.

The axe I showed him

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2022:  03:18:12

as proof ended up adding assault with a dangerous weapon to the charges.

To make matters worse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2022:  06:14:33

it has prompted a regular BHO game entitled “Book Title Game With an Axe”.



I don’t suppose

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/07/2022 06:15:41

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2022:  07:29:53

many play said game who actually read all the books they climax “with an axe”.



The last book I read

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/07/2022 07:30:43

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2022:  14:57:32

was an Archie Comic book featuring Jughead Jones.

They

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2022:  17:07:41

seemed like many of the kids I went to high school with, which I supposed is part of the appeal.

However, none of the

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2022:  18:31:35

kids I knew wore a Jughead kind of crowned hat.

I will admit that Veronica

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2022:  20:05:26

Lake reminded me of Mrs. Lindsay’s daughter.

However, her nose-in-the-air British demeanour

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2022:  05:55:21

was off-putting to say the least.

But she made up for it

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2022:  11:27:50

by flashing a bit of thigh now and then.

Many a teacher

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2022:  16:46:03

at my high school drove Buick cars.

The local

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2022:  17:53:44

Buick dealer was a Mafioso’s brother.

They drove the Ford and Chrysler

saw_woods - Posted - 05/08/2022:  18:33:13

Dealers to the county line and told them not to look back.

I bet those two guys

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2022:  03:28:45

know how to close a deal quickly.

They would make

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/09/2022:  08:04:09

spaghetti and garlic bread on Sundays.

After which

saw_woods - Posted - 05/09/2022:  08:24:28

knowing the quality of their cooking they would donate it to the local soup kitchen.

Then they would head out to eat at

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2022:  12:15:35

Jimmy’s Lunch for hash.

 

They just love Jimmy's new waitress

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/09/2022 12:23:03

saw_woods - Posted - 05/09/2022:  14:01:13

Who was always very friendly, and reminded each of them of Mom.

Speaking of which,

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/09/2022:  14:41:58

The CodFather’s Seafood Shack specializes in mystery catch of the day for Mothers Day. 



Their parking situation

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/09/2022 14:44:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2022:  15:12:08

is a sea of mud these days.

It’d be best if

saw_woods - Posted - 05/09/2022:  15:16:54

You wear your hip waders when you go.

As an added bonus, you can pretend

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2022:  18:23:07

you are a sheep herder.

The nights get lonely

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2022:  20:28:25

out on the range.

My old cayuse

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2022:  01:36:07

would always depart wisdom regarding a particular situation but never talked much about sheep.

It’s possible he

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2022:  03:22:32

didn’t find anything interesting about them.



On the other hand, 

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/10/2022 03:22:47

saw_woods - Posted - 05/10/2022:  04:46:40

show the man a brick, and he would go on for hours.

It got to the point where

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2022:  10:24:36

his continuous droning left us comatose.

I’ve had to curtail my church service attendance

saw_woods - Posted - 05/10/2022:  10:35:26

since I was asked to leave for snoring during the sermon.

Now I just

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2022:  10:37:34

figure that with inflation factored in, it ends up I’m so broke the church actually owes me money on the tithe so I don't bother showing up.



Anyway you look at 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/10/2022 10:40:13

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2022:  16:21:45

at it, my Sundays are much more relaxing.

I don’t have to worry

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2022:  17:24:24

about my afterlife ever since I went to Isabel, the palm reader.

She told me

saw_woods - Posted - 05/10/2022:  17:49:32

to pack shorts, because it is going to be very warm where I am headed.

I am very good at

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2022:  02:57:22

procrastinating but I find I don’t have time for that anymore so I put it off until tomorrow.

There are a few things

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2022:  07:57:25

that really irritate me.

One is

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2022:  08:24:17

memory loss.

The other I can’t remember

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2022:  10:19:41

but I’m sure someone will remind me.

Perhaps

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2022:  14:34:00

we should make a trip to the Dairy Queen.

My favorite

saw_woods - Posted - 05/11/2022:  14:48:16

treat are the chocolate dipped cones.

Speaking of which, cone heads

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2022:  14:51:03

have been spotted at the Tastee-Freez in Pixley.

No one batted an eye