OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  11:49:22

something you either love or hate.

Personally, I

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  12:00:51

like A&W Root Beer.

The burgers and fries there are

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  12:18:05

wonderful and I usually eat at least six burgers every time I go.

My cardiologist

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2014:  12:37:24

says I have the heart of an 18-year-old because the transplant "took." 

She says the heart of a 12-year-old is ready 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  13:34:13

for the asking.

Every time a car comes by

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  13:34:26

if I'm feeling childish but she doesn't recommend it.

Apparently, it is

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:08:48

(Scotty was foist)



I feel like chasing it,as if I had the heart of a spaniel.



My surgeon wears

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/26/2014 14:09:44

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:11:31

Must have been by seconds!

three hats and a clown nose when he operates.

He says they help him

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:27:26

determine where to "cut".

If you travel far enough west

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:33:49

you will come back to east.

I've tried it and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  14:42:58

I went east of Eden.

The flat earth society

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2014:  15:29:42

ends when you get to the mountains.

The old F-86 was

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2014:  16:26:12

a real sleeper, with a four barrel Rocket Fire V8.

It could really

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  17:59:50

try to go home from here your will end up
in another place

I used to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2014:  18:52:19

hoe corn,but now I eat Ho-Ho's.

The creeks are rising

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2014:  20:19:23

and the lord (Haw Haw) ain't willin'. 

My parents used to say 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  02:53:45

a lot of things that were meant to be profound but just sounded dumb to me.

Now I've come to realize that they

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  03:59:43

had some signifigance in that ancient time..

Shoes with holes in them

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  04:11:05

are the only kind I wear.

How else would I

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2014:  05:15:00

get my feet dry  when I spill my beer on them? 

And when a puppy piddles, 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  05:56:09

they don't feel any sense of shame.

If they were outside

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  10:30:27

their mama could tend to them.

While rounding up cattle in rough country

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2014:  10:50:58

and composing laments for the cowboys to sing as they watched the herd by night. 

"Get a long little doggie" 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  10:59:20

was actually supposed to be the title of a novel

However, the doggie in question

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  11:13:44

was actually a "dogie"- Rin Tin Tin had nothing to do with it.



Now "Bullet" was

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/27/2014 11:14:54

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2014:  11:32:05

a German shepherd (like "Rinnie"), belonging to Roy Rogers. 

Bullet's real name was Geschoss and Rinnie's was Sehr Gelassen, but a clerk at Ellis Island 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  12:06:48

didn't speak German and changed their names on the immigration forms.

He assured them that

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2014:  14:28:03

said the heck with that and called them mutts.

And then we all just

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2014:  14:33:57

started calling them whatever we felt like calling them.

However, they didn't answer to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  16:38:06

anyone with a Joizy accent.

So off they ran

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2014:  17:11:24

to see a man about the motor trade. 

Wednesday morning at 5 o'clock 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  18:43:42

I have surgery on my most a sensitive area of entertainment

the next time I come to town

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2014:  22:00:48

I'm takin' ravishing Ruby with me.

She can

jistgreg - Posted - 08/28/2014:  02:19:41

shimmy like my sister Kate:  it's just like jelly on a plate.

Don't nobody mess with her 'cuz she's so 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2014:  02:31:00

round and firm and fully packed.

The eraser on this pencil is

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2014:  03:03:53

sized so that it lasts about the same amount of time as the pencil itself.

However, for me it

jistgreg - Posted - 08/28/2014:  07:32:41

lasts forever:  I never make misteaks. 

When I was two weeks old, 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2014:  11:36:20

I was solving Fermat's last Theorem and broke the pencil lead in my excitement.

Unfortunately, I had no

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2014:  17:02:55

more lead in my pencil,so Mom changed my diaper.

My brain is

jistgreg - Posted - 08/28/2014:  23:55:00

3.3 lbs. of gelatinous goo with pineapple chunks and green seedless grapes inside. 

As to diapers, I was famous for 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  06:08:45

waiting to poo until my mom had just changed my diapers because they were wet.

The look on her face was

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  09:28:40

one of maternal disgust tinged with humour.

She got me back

jistgreg - Posted - 08/29/2014:  10:31:52

, she got me front, she got me ev'ry part covered in talcum powder. 

Then she'd say, "Arr!  Keep yer powder dry!" and 

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  12:43:25

stomp around saying things she supposed a pirate would say in this ridiculous accent that sounded nothing like a pirate

It sounded more like

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  12:53:58

an Irish leprechaun with a few Guiness' in his belly.

But then,my Mom

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2014:  15:46:54

sounded like an Irish leprechaun with a few Guinness' in her belly and we never held it against her.

Of course, they never asked her to deliver

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2014:  17:54:20

alligator eggs or swamp cabbage on Sunday.

So we humored her just

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2014:  19:45:11

to keep her from spiraling into the depths of unfathomable melancholy while listening to Hank Williams on the Victrola.

"Hey Good Looking"

jistgreg - Posted - 08/30/2014:  01:13:32

"Mind Your Own Business." 

Ol' Hank had his private side, but thankfully,