JohnN - Posted - 10/29/2014:  07:29:09

playing with their blow up dolls again. It was unbelievable!



Us guys were hiding out back. You should have seen the size of the Capt's

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chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2014:  07:46:39

1956 Cadillac when he roared away from the scene with disgust.

There's something about

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2014:  08:01:47

1950's era Cadillacs that I really like.

I don't know if

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2014:  10:58:45

it was the white walls or the engine??

The select-o-matic radio worked fine untill

jistgreg - Posted - 10/29/2014:  11:50:43

we got within 3/4 of a mile of the transmission tower. 

Then the radio began to 

JohnN - Posted - 10/29/2014:  12:56:11

grow big hairy legs and emitted smells



that reminded me of the time when my wife

Edited by - JohnN on 10/29/2014 12:57:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2014:  13:07:18

ate 3 cans of spinach after watching a Popeye cartoon.

We had to

jistgreg - Posted - 10/29/2014:  13:24:29

put olive oil on her forearm to slide it out of the hole she knocked in the wall. 

I felt wimpy, comparing my 

JohnN - Posted - 10/29/2014:  13:41:56

physique  to his.



Wimpy's wasn't only bigger, stronger, and better looking than mine, but his pogo stick

Edited by - JohnN on 10/29/2014 13:42:41

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2014:  03:13:42

was like the rabbit,,it kept pogoing,and pogoing ,and pogoing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

There are 1332 guitar pickers in Nashville but

JohnN - Posted - 10/30/2014:  06:19:45

not one of them can play Malaguena while jumping on a pogo stick.

There's way too little emphasis given to the pogo stick. For example, if the police used them instead of patrol cars

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2014:  08:13:39

they could get the jump on any criminal.

Even Judges

JohnN - Posted - 10/30/2014:  09:28:22

sometimes jump to a conclusion.

So it only makes sense

jistgreg - Posted - 10/30/2014:  12:16:22

to follow the Beatles' advice and "stick it up your jumper." 

Even without a banjo, the Beatles 

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2014:  12:46:48

did a decent job of their musical careers.

They've had one or two

JohnN - Posted - 10/30/2014:  12:54:27

pogo sticks stuck up their collective jumpers after they were jumped by the police

and the judge jumped to the conclusion that since they didn't have a banjo player

they couldn't rightfully be

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2014:  13:01:35

nailed for having illegal finger picks- the kind Earl DIDN'T use.

George,however,played a

JohnN - Posted - 10/30/2014:  13:18:35

bluegrass version of their unreleased song, "Keep Doing Acid Until Your Head Explodes And Your Brain Fragments Make Me Cry."

It didn't matter at that point which picks were being used because there wasn't a dry eye

jistgreg - Posted - 10/30/2014:  19:47:28

in the Casbah. 

Somebody with a water pistol full of grapefruit juice had been making 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/30/2014:  19:50:40

in the crawd because then people Wes on acid and didn't even hear the band -a high time tonight

this dang jeep

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2014:  22:53:12

from the Willys factory in Toledo comes with a Mudhens bumper sticker.

It's embarrassing

jistgreg - Posted - 10/30/2014:  23:57:49

to Pittsburgh that favorite son Will Kengor didn't get a hit all season. 

Maybe if he'd try batting right-handed 

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2014:  03:40:18

and pitch basketballs,he might hit one.

Never pee into the wind because

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  05:50:14

Mom and Dad warned you about the social outcast you might become.

"Face your problems head on"

JohnN - Posted - 10/31/2014:  07:58:03

because if you face them decapitated no one will take you seriously!

Us intellectual types

oliver james - Posted - 10/31/2014:  12:58:40

are fond of the classics, such as 'highlites, 3 billy goats gruff, etc.

these masterful works of literature have

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2014:  13:04:01

warped many a young mind and led to lifetimes of troubling behavior

For example,

oliver james - Posted - 10/31/2014:  13:11:57

theres was a young man named Oliver, who has permanent bruises from constant bootings

This is a warning to you all to never

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  15:27:27

take temporary bruises for granted.

We must remain grateful

oliver james - Posted - 10/31/2014:  15:44:41

For our well deserved abrasions

And share them freely with

JohnN - Posted - 10/31/2014:  15:59:48

the clawhammer guys.

Anyone that plays anything other than

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  17:24:51

a banjo needs a Psychiatrists

no reruns mean no returns

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  17:49:03

for Jethro Bodeen's retirement fund.

He'll have to

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  18:05:16

work till he drops

this thing is a nagging at me

JohnN - Posted - 10/31/2014:  20:00:32

and I don't know what a I'm a gonna do.

Six and a half years ago

Scaggs7 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  20:17:00

I got a divorce and discovered I had a house keeper
yeah, she kept the house

now days I just do what ever comes

JohnN - Posted - 10/31/2014:  20:49:59

from the mouth of her lawyer. First she said she wanted the fishing poles and then she didn't.



I think she wanted my copy of Earl Scruggs Teaches the Five String Banjo just to

Edited by - JohnN on 10/31/2014 20:51:35

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  21:14:28

drop it from a high bridge into a river while I weep bitterly.



Our dog

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/31/2014 21:15:22

jistgreg - Posted - 11/01/2014:  03:11:33

doesn't understand why Mommy and Daddy can't just get along. 

If we could just get along, little doggie, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2014:  03:39:06

we would all be in the saloon by 4:30 this afternoon.

So we'll just wrangle these cows untill

JohnN - Posted - 11/01/2014:  07:51:25

all lawyers tell only the truth.

Before that happens

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2014:  19:48:52

I'll clean out the trunk to dispose of the body.

The banks of the Ohio

JohnN - Posted - 11/01/2014:  20:36:32

was the place where I I asked my wife to take a walk, just A little walk, down beside where the waters flow.



It was right after that...



She,



sniff



Left me.



You know, on the bright side

Edited by - JohnN on 11/01/2014 20:37:19

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/01/2014:  20:43:11

that no one could figure out how to complete your sentence, man.



now I will try to sail this

Edited by - Scaggs7 on 11/01/2014 20:44:48

jistgreg - Posted - 11/01/2014:  23:30:03

ship of state over the reef of regret, through the straits of shame, to the port of peace in the harbor of harmony. 

"Alice's Restaurant" in four-part harmony 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2014:  02:50:22

is not a good quartet song.

It's like frying eggs,,you just

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2014:  10:50:05

get all the parts running together.

Get a pitch pipe

jistgreg - Posted - 11/02/2014:  14:48:07

or, if you can't find a pipe made for pitch, get a pine tar pipe. 

Once you smoke pine tar (or pitch), 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 11/02/2014:  17:54:48

you never want anything to do with it again



when I was a pilot

Edited by - Scaggs7 on 11/02/2014 17:55:22