jistgreg - Posted - 12/25/2014:  21:41:50

I realized you were NOT someone else -- You were ME! 

This identity crisis 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2014:  05:24:46

shall cause me to be recognized.

Then they will take me to

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  06:14:05

their secret clubhouse where the fun will really begin.

First they will

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:05:59

sing "Who Are You?" in five-part harmony. 

Then comes 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:12:06

the part I really like.

They slowly remove

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:17:09

their Beagle Boy outfits to reveal themselves to be gorgeous women.

However, they

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:19:43

had a particular hatred of banjo players, which left me on the horns of a dilemma.

Should I

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/26/2014 07:19:57

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:23:04

fight or should I flee? 

"Wring, Wring the Banjo" is 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:32:15

a new tune by my band,"the Nervous Nellies".

We always worry

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:35:26

about where our next meal will come from and what it will look like

my screwdriver fell into the fan and

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  07:45:11

dislodged some of the poop that had hit the fan previously.

It's the story of my life, whenever I

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  10:27:17

fix one problem,another more serious one po(o)ps up.



I think I'll just

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/26/2014 10:27:57

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  11:40:44

pop open a cold one, sit in my recliner and avoid fixing anything.

Never try, never fail is one

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  12:52:53

of the wisest things The Three Wise Guys ever said. 

If Larry, Moe and Curley 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2014:  13:24:24

were manning the Pearly Gates, Heaven would probably be an entertaining place to be.

On the other hand, if they were in Hell

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  14:43:58

they'd probably lose their sense of humour.

When Moe called Satan a knucklehead

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  15:33:12

he was very surprised at the outcome

my boat sank so I

jistgreg - Posted - 12/26/2014:  18:31:02

told people it was a submarine and I intended for that to happen. 

We've got to be able to pull good out of 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2014:  20:09:40

bad situations ,like the time I drove my car off the end of the pier on a foggy night.

At least the hub caps

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2014:  03:25:20

didn't rust,,they were chrome plated.

In todays world,we just seem to

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2014:  05:07:54

go 'round and 'round, doing the same things cyclically. 

It's a vicious cycle 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  06:33:54

which is quite different from the rinse cycle.

I try to keep things in perspective so

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  06:50:08

that I don't go off the deep end and start cannonballing off the high board.

Alfred E Neumann said

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  07:13:29

"What, me worry" and I've found them good words to live by. 

Of course, I may not be

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2014:  09:23:53

perfect,but I'm very close.

Perfection is when

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  09:39:14

no further improvement is possible.

I don't really think

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  10:23:31

any woman could make me better than I am now.

"You always

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2014:  13:48:49

think you're so perfect!"

If I've heard that once, I've

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  18:36:37

even said that several times but added some other words to it

got stuck in the sand when I was

jistgreg - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:14:33

digging for clams in my clamdiggers. 

Which way are 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:32:47

the tides ebbing this evening - north or south?

Mother-of-pearl

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:34:54

is the mother of Mennie Pearl of the Grand old Opra

if I didn't know better I would

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:40:02

hire that grand dame Oprah to sing "Making Believe" on the Grand Ole Opry.

Her moneybags

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/27/2014:  19:42:54

hung clear down to her knees

I went over to bigfoots place for dinner

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  00:13:07

We had toe jam and toast. 

I can never think of a song to sing at a toe jam, so 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2014:  01:11:11

I sing,,,"Ya put your right foot in,,,,,,"

Sometimes I don't sing at all,I just

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  10:16:47

get out my grinder and work away at removing my toe jam.

The smell,however,

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  12:43:00

of my monkey makes me wish I never became an organ grinder. 

The whole music business is 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  13:39:20

rigged to help Lawrence Welk's pals.

I'm gonna

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  15:47:25

be there some day or miss you when your gone

did you ever the sone I wrote

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  17:07:50

and thought of you with ever' single note? 

I can't believe you're gone, my dear 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  17:19:33

but please bring me back my banjo.

Your face could stop a

MWBailey - Posted - 12/28/2014:  17:50:57

mack truck haulin' hunnerd pound hawgs.

Put another log

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2014:  18:15:22

right on top,,this here truck will haul it.

I remember one time when my Pappy said,

jistgreg - Posted - 12/28/2014:  19:13:44

"You do that again and I'll fill you with lead!" 

Ol' Pappy had a temper, I cain't deny, 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2014:  20:00:08

but Ma said he lacked lead in his pencil.

Firing off blanks

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2014:  02:37:49

on New Years is legal.

Went to Disney World yesterday and

jistgreg - Posted - 12/29/2014:  04:59:29

was astonished at what a mickey mouse operation it is. 

Mickey's nephews Morty and Ferdy would 

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2014:  05:59:41

not even admit they were related to him.

They referred to him as the little rodent who