OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2017:  06:36:02

act confident, but deep inside I suspect most of them are insecure.

That can be confusing for

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/23/2017:  08:49:57

the younger generation.

I like good old country folk because they

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2017:  13:40:41

just tell ya flat out where the bear sh*t in the buckwheat.

They never look down

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2017:  02:38:25

their noses at anyone,,they just tell you off good and proper.

I wonder if sometimes the snooty folks might

OM45GE - Posted - 06/24/2017:  04:34:17

benefit from spending time with people even snootier then they. 

Then they might understand 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2017:  07:18:13

the damages they have done to society in general.

Speaking of generals

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/24/2017:  11:42:06

those Duke boys still have my car.

But Dixie won't let them

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  03:49:32

give it back because she says it's so cool it makes her knees weak. 

The Dukes seem oblivious 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2017:  04:12:27

to the fact that Hawg is Boss.

One thing is for certain about

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  05:15:45

Daisy Duke is that she doesn't spend a lot of money on her wardrobe. 

However, she 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/25/2017:  06:00:24

doesn't use much to cover her.

Some of her body parts are

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2017:  07:50:17

plastic but don't spread the word.

Her surgeon

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2017:  15:50:14

has been sworn to secrecy but I hear there is a tell-all book in the works.

It's sure to sell well if there are photos of Daisy's

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/26/2017:  08:50:14

family to be seen.

There's more to that than

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2017:  08:58:13

meets the eye, but it remains swept under the carpet for now.

Keep your eye out for

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2017:  18:16:38

lumpy looking carpets.

You never know what

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2017:  01:57:21

Daisy has swept under it.

Her and Rosco were getting pretty thick when all at once

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2017:  03:18:11

Rosso remembered that he was gay. 

Daisy's charms were considerable and quite tempting, but

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/27/2017:  04:41:37

Rosco had queer ideas.

So Daisy just trucked on

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2017:  09:15:49

to Dora's Truck Stop to flirt with the gearjammers.

She lets on that

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2017:  10:25:45

she's available and interested in some fun.

The resulting driver stampede 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/27/2017:  17:54:43

was short lived.

We started to

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2017:  18:19:03

head down Route 66 when we were out for kicks back in 1956.

The only fun we had

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  02:04:41

was racing that "vette" up and down the road.

That's not what I'd call a

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2017:  02:59:09

a productive life but it's what we did. 

When we got bored, we would

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2017:  03:32:04

slam it in reverse and floor it.

The Highway Patrol

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  03:57:16

would sick Brod Crawford on us.

But even he was no match for

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2017:  05:24:11

our complete disregard for highway safety.

When you don't care about the outcome, 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2017:  07:37:28

that creates a very dangerous situation.

I decided to shun Route 66 and all of

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2017:  10:08:34

the shenanigans that take place along that sordid hiway.

The Highway of Blood

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/28/2017:  18:53:29

is a place that should be forgotten due for the body count

When evening comes i like to

MWBailey - Posted - 06/28/2017:  18:57:09

Grab odd-looking things from the refrigerator.

Once, I nearly had a heart attack when I realized I had grabbed a

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2017:  14:59:32

freshly skinned raccoon my wife had put in there to cool.

She had hit it with her car and thought it would be interesting to

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2017:  15:42:18

see if she could cook one like Granny Clampet.

All of Granny's roadkill doesn't look

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/30/2017:  15:39:55

back at her when she plops them into a pot of boiling water.

Prairie dogs are

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/30/2017:  18:27:52

ok from road kills if you can't pull the hair loose from their arm pit and not bloated too much

I used to be a

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2017:  01:24:11

groundhog hunter in Southern Ohio but I lost my gun.

Amos said not to worry because

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2017:  05:43:37

guns are on their way out- everybody's using peashooters nowadays.

I had a fancy peashooter

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2017:  15:30:42

but I couldn't find the right size peas.

They all said,"You'll shoot your eye out" so I just

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2017:  03:41:06

said, that's not true because I always close my eyes when I shoot. 

I don't think 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2017:  04:57:55

closing my eyes hinders my shooting ability.

I just point myself toward the target and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2017:  08:06:17

blast away in a semi circle, peaing on everything in my path.

The last time

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2017:  16:25:45

I shot 3 chickens,2 cows and my brothers St.Bernard.

That made him so ticked of that he

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2017:  15:06:28

refuses to talk with me anymore. 

I like the peace and quiet but

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/05/2017:  18:50:43

wish he would at least say hi.

I went to the barber shop this morning and

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2017:  19:59:49

asked for a little off the top.

His Sioux ancestry kicked in

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2017:  02:32:04

the only thing that prevented a scalping was his attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. 

He got distracted by

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2017:  03:17:51

a picture of Madonna hanging on the wall.

I think I'll let my hair grow out and then

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/06/2017:  05:47:32

buy some beads and peace signs and join the local retro hippie club.

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