Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  17:51:00

the he election in 1974

I had a dog once

MWBailey - Posted - 08/21/2015:  18:28:29

; his name was LW.

He could run rabbits like a

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  19:40:06

well trained HD (hound dog) , the best in the county.



But in Kornfield Kounty

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jistgreg - Posted - 08/22/2015:  00:40:09

he was run under the porch by Old Joe Clark. 

Old Dan Tucker

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2015:  03:34:35

was NOT a fine old man,,did NOT wash his face in a frying pan,
did NOT comb his hair with wagon wheel,,and did NOT die with a toothache in his heel!

Sorry about the long sentence but

jistgreg - Posted - 08/22/2015:  04:42:55

when you're found guilty in this state, long sentences are mandatory. 

Mandy Potemkin was raised by a  village 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  06:45:13

idiot in the town of Punkydoodle Corners.

Getting above her raisin'

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  18:58:42

was sign of success

After the gig I

jistgreg - Posted - 08/22/2015:  19:17:04

wandered aimless, life filled with sin. 

I wouldn't let my dear 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  19:28:00

mother drag me to church, 'cuz my GTO had a sticky valve.

MADS, (mothers against delinquent sons),

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  19:37:16

was not popular at that time

The only thing I knew at that time was

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2015:  03:15:09

go ahead and do it but don't get caught!

Many times I've wondered if my old mule could

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2015:  07:04:19

drag me to church on Sunday morning coming down with a cold, but he always got stubborn then.

Why ,if I had my way

jistgreg - Posted - 08/23/2015:  11:03:02

I'd like to cover that girl in chocolate syrup. 

And butter 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/23/2015:  17:48:23

her like corn on the cob

the only solution bro this is

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2015:  22:04:11

to call my grade 3 teacher to help me with my spelling.

But her fees

jistgreg - Posted - 08/23/2015:  22:18:03

...I mean feets' too big. 

Don't want her 'cause her feets' 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2015:  02:09:45

are smaller then her nose.

And the index finger on her right hand is

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2015:  05:37:11

usually up her nose,digging for treasures.

She lacks good taste

jistgreg - Posted - 08/24/2015:  10:20:59

but she more than makes up for it in odor. 

Eau de 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/24/2015:  17:32:38

freshens up my skin

One day I was out walking

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2015:  22:28:37

my pet rock when we came upon a pretty boulder.

Needless to say, my pet rock

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2015:  04:56:33

took her to a ROCK-and roll dance down it the gravel pit.

On the way home,they stopped at A&W for

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  07:40:17

a boot reer , but the relationship crumbled after that.

Always make sure you

jistgreg - Posted - 08/25/2015:  12:32:44

polish your boot before and after boot reer. 

Polish sausage grease 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  18:29:59

is good to keep water off a ducks back

I found this while mowing the grass,a

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  19:43:14

pack of rolling papers that I used to roll up some grass clippings.

Smoking bluegrass gives me

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  20:28:09

a better time than I can ever remember

Old memories die hard like

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2015:  04:31:27

when my Mama would knock my into middle of next week,,,it would
take me 3 days to get back home.

I have x-tra money today so going to Guitar Center and buy

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2015:  07:05:43

one a' them little cranky-doodle things so I can tighten up my new strings. 

It works on a banjo, as 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2015:  08:54:35

well as for corporal punishment when boxing my delinquent son's ears.

Cauliflower ears

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2015:  12:55:49

complement a broccoli face. 

I was complimented on my 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/26/2015:  18:01:47

unique personality

Some may see it

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2015:  20:52:23

as a liability, but they've never seen me work a room.

The boiler room

jistgreg - Posted - 08/26/2015:  20:58:46

where I was the only one without an Indian accent. 

I thought they said they were sending me to a new deli 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2015:  06:23:59

and I ended up behind the meat counter at Kroger's

You can NOT trust corporate headquarters because

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2015:  07:14:14

their hindquarters are often turning green.

I went to school to be a CEO

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2015:  10:20:56

and graduated with a certificate as a Corpse Exhumation Operative. 

The tips are lousy 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/27/2015:  18:26:21

when you loose money because of it

saw the funniest thing I the road

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2015:  22:17:23

on my way to the forum.

A highway patrolman

jistgreg - Posted - 08/27/2015:  23:24:39

named Erik Estrada, of all things, pulled me over. 

It seems I had 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2015:  02:12:48

twenty gallons of illegal out of state booze in the trunk.

Someone must have planted that stuff there trying to

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2015:  08:10:38

get me in deep kaka.

Shallow kaka, of course,

Rossanne - Posted - 08/29/2015:  14:21:30

turning away finding stink unhealthy,
I decide to light a fire

jistgreg - Posted - 08/29/2015:  16:32:54

under my subordinate's feet. 

The resulting stench 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/29/2015:  17:32:34

caused him to pass out.

That of course alerted the receptionist and

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/29/2015:  19:36:10

she stopped painting her toenails.

Business was slow

jistgreg - Posted - 08/29/2015:  22:40:49

in the paint shop that season. 

That's why she took the airbrush and the opportunity to 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2015:  10:55:45

re-decorate her office.

She painted a scene on the wall about