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chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2014:  09:23:02


big and flowery,even Minnie Pearl wouldn't have worn them.



Your wife should leave the price tag

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2014:  13:15:46


on just to annoy people.



The question is,

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/02/2014:  14:03:38


who's on first?



No wait, that's

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2014:  16:44:13


another skit entirely.



Speaking of skits,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2014:  17:15:00


the Vikings conquered Scotland and made the Scots wear ski(r)ts.



Golfing with skirts


Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/02/2014 17:15:35

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/02/2014:  19:51:24


makes for a good date

the rain won't stop

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2014:  02:41:12


just because you tell it to.



You really have to

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2014:  08:20:58


recruit some Natives to do an anti-rain dance.



Before dusk is the best

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2014:  09:41:29


time for the dance.



But even then, it's

RandyZ - Posted - 04/03/2014:  12:57:26


useless because the medicine man has the Raindance stand rented until 11pm.

I remember doing a rain dance once, and a storm kicked up, with.....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2014:  13:08:26


thunder an lightning and torrential downpours.



It lasted



 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2014:  13:20:55


until Tonto showed up .



He said white men can't

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2014:  13:38:13


dance.



And they sure as hell shouldn't

RandyZ - Posted - 04/03/2014:  14:14:05


Try n play basketball neither!

After the storm and its searing winds passed....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  03:18:44


a relative calm settled over the land.



However, things soon

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/04/2014:  05:54:43


were back to normal.



The thermometer read 98.6

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  06:00:57


and the relative humidity was comfortable.



We decided to

RandyZ - Posted - 04/04/2014:  07:19:08


go into the hydrgothermograph business.

the first thing we needed to do was....

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  07:32:18


get a dictionary to figure out what hydrgothermograph was.



Then the bank manager


Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/04/2014 07:32:47

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/04/2014:  08:52:45


began his quest of managing the bank.

He began a program of

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  10:02:33


shooting anybody named "Blackie" ,and asking questions later.



An alcoholic came in asking for a withdrawal

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/04/2014:  11:30:48


from his checks and balances and was told they were out of order at this time and could he come back tomorrow.



Some days it doesn't pay

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  11:51:20


to be respectable.



Just the other day

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  16:01:35


was the day before yesterday

when I go out west I'm goina

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  16:24:32


ride the old Chisholm Trail.



Rattlesnakes be damned

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/04/2014:  17:10:01


tasty if they're fixed right.



The best way I know to fix 'em

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  18:45:49


is leave them on the rocks

my new banjo sounds like

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  18:53:07


The old one only

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/04/2014:  19:01:46


the new one has a shinier tone to it.



Does your tail piece

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  19:12:50


fit your bikini like it did when you were 20yrs

I know you won't believe this but I just

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  21:09:42


ran into my old high school sweetheart downtown today.



She escaped with

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2014:  03:55:41


her husband and 3 grandkids.

I heard a noise,looked up and what

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/05/2014:  05:50:25


looked like my car was being pushed over the side of a tall building by a rather homely looking old heifer accompanied by some old snaggle toothed geezer and both of them were being assisted somewhat by three snot-nosed-raggedy-ast rug rats.



Needless to say

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2014:  07:04:58


I had been drinking heavily. 



But that doesn't mean I 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2014:  08:40:48


won't be parking there anymore.



These parking bylaws

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/05/2014:  09:42:30


are dumber than my in-laws.



My mother-in-law is so dumb she thinks

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/05/2014:  13:51:48


I married her daughter

the man next door

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2014:  04:33:58


wants to borrow my garage because his is full of junk.

Never ask a woman if she

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/06/2014:  06:17:47


has been putting on weight.



Instead, tell them

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2014:  06:48:26


they look just lovely and you like it.

That usually works unless

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  07:24:34


they decide to sit on your lap.



Then the creaking starts

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  07:27:23


and the chair falls in the floor

my boat just got

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/06/2014:  07:30:08


stuck in the mud.



I knew when I

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  08:03:23


drained the pond I'd have trouble.



Those doggone

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  19:24:22


mud dogs bark too loud and then I can't sleep

when I was young I

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2014:  02:41:38


wasn't as old as I am now.

keep on the sunny side and you'll

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  03:24:58


need to buy more sunblock.



There are ways to

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  05:38:42


make people talk.



A photo of Keith Richards

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  08:10:51


is a sure conversation starter.



Especially hanging in a

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  08:15:34


post office bulletin board.



The FBI

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