Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/17/2021:  18:55:19

being interrupted by a spouse is no excuse not to resume typing.



However

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 08/17/2021 18:56:42

J e f f - Posted - 08/18/2021:  05:04:16

, we'll give him a break this time.

The normal punishment

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2021:  09:54:45

is banishment to the “Off Topics” section for a week.

The mind will warp

MWBailey - Posted - 08/18/2021:  14:25:54

When subjected to heat and chili fumes.



I know this, because

Edited by - MWBailey on 08/18/2021 14:27:00

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/19/2021:  11:18:24

my Grandma is the regional Twerking champion (8 years running) in her division (90-95 years old).

Videos available for

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/19/2021:  14:47:18

only 19.99 each or two for 29.99

But wait if you call now

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2021:  16:08:55

we’ll send you an autographed picture of Jesus.

Don’t wait

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/20/2021:  08:32:01

, supplies are limited.

Offer ends

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/20/2021:  14:41:17

this Friday night at 12am and will never be listed this low again.

If you act right now I'll throw in

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/20/2021:  16:48:17

your personal invitation to register for an opportunity to be included in a once-in-a-lifetime raffle to win a chance to enter your name in our annual motor coach trip to Branson MO, beer drinking contest.

Disclaimer: Contest limited

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/24/2021:  14:37:57

to hangout members only due to space and a few other things.

We encourage

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 08/25/2021:  10:29:56

everyone to try eating Lutefisk, but at your own risk.

Once

KyBanjo - Posted - 08/31/2021:  13:45:06

you try it you may not be the same person that you were before.

Studies have shown

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2021:  14:56:15

that the Lutefisk oils are causing visions of grandeur in those who devour said fish.

I remember the 1960’s

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  05:42:44

but I’m not sure if I was really there or if I’ve been watching too much History Channel.

I seem to recall

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/01/2021:  08:11:13

cigarette rolling papers, a bong, and a roach holder, but not much else until 1969 when I opened my draft notice.



After that

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/01/2021 08:11:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/01/2021:  09:52:02

all bets were off.

My bookie at the time, Big Bruno Betlowski,

OM45GE - Posted - 09/01/2021:  11:15:57

had a mind like a steel trap.

Unfortunately, he wasn’t able

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/01/2021:  18:08:48

to maintain concentration for any length of time.

His cousin, Vince Vinacellio

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2021:  04:52:50

was a very interesting fellow.

He used to

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2021:  09:24:31

practice breaking arms as a hobby.

His days on Ryker’s Island

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/02/2021:  17:39:05

has really paid off in a rather amusing way.

You see

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2021:  02:46:44

he learned how to knit from his cell mate.

He particularly enjoys making

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/03/2021:  04:57:30

strangely distorted faces in any mirror that happens to be handy.

His

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2021:  10:54:15

other hobbies are non-existent.

Many folks have discovered

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2021:  13:35:00

that it’s not a good idea to ask him, “What’s Up”.

They quickly learn that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/04/2021:  10:02:52

he might whip open his trench coat and surprise them.

Yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  11:13:57

was tomorrow a couple of days ago.

It’s difficult to grasp

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  11:49:44

the fleeting of time.

Speaking of fleet, I purchased two fleet enemas

grandpafive - Posted - 09/04/2021:  12:49:17

He will tell them.

and then they have to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/04/2021:  13:49:37

decide for themselves how to proceed. 



About every five years

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 09/04/2021 13:51:53

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  15:31:55

I lose my mind.

Last time it happened

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  17:38:20

was shortly after I met my third wife.

She was coming out of

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/05/2021:  05:26:32

a seven year coma.

As

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2021:  07:43:23

she realized how long she was unconscious she only had one question.

“Who won the

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/05/2021:  10:52:05

the World Series "

Seems though

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2021:  12:19:44

that she had a thing for ballplayers.

She often heckled

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/05/2021:  13:29:43

the coaching staff as well as umpires.

One time

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2021:  13:55:58

she had to be forcibly removed from the ballpark.

She was heard to yell

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/05/2021:  14:30:08

vulgarities at the peanut vendor.

Seems

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2021:  17:28:14

he had forgotten to explain “Get’em while they’re hot!”.

He had to duck

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  04:10:19

and banged his forehead on the edge of the cart leaving a nasty gash.

To staunch the bleeding, he

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/06/2021:  06:18:57

whipped out his ever present, trusty, mobile, hemostatic styptic pencil to immediately stop bleeding, kill bacteria, and soothe skin simultaneously.

It was then

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2021:  08:06:40

that a screaming line drive foul ball knocked his teeth out.

He was seen yesterday

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  10:08:10

gumming his way through a grilled cheese sandwich.

He really wanted

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/06/2021:  11:47:43

to ride the Ferris wheel.

Unfortunately

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  12:45:59

his enormous girth was too large for the Ferris well cars.

He was forced to

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/06/2021:  19:39:22

wait in line for over an hour and getting to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl.

After that he

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2021:  02:51:31

felt dizzy for several hours.

He deeply regretted