OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2014:  10:09:26

to remind me of my career as an arsonist.

I only stopped because

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2014:  10:12:57

I lost my matches and gasoline can.

"Up in Smoke" was a funny

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2014:  14:09:32

movie.

It hit pretty close to home

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2014:  14:26:07

'cause Tommy Chong was a Canadian, who drifted down to LA in a stoned stupor.

Not that I ever would

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2014:  14:46:07

drift anywhere in a stoned stupor.

However,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/11/2014:  18:18:44

I forgot the question

what happens if it quits raining

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2014:  18:35:59

is a question many have asked but few have answered. 

It may be because

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2014:  18:39:00

"wet brain" is a serious condition.

No one knows

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2014:  04:02:22

just how moist a brain has to be before it is called "wet". 

Some say

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  08:37:28

moist and wet are just semantics, a hot topic in seminary debates.

The sacramental wine

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2014:  11:28:13

we stole from the vestry tasted great going down, but not so good coming back up.

Perhaps we should have

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  11:35:09

had it blessed by the priest first.

They say the devil

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2014:  11:37:24

is in the details.

But I've met him

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  18:26:20

when I saw my wife

The only thing different was

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2014:  18:30:14

he seemed a lot nicer. 

I am seriously afraid

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  19:08:47

my carcass is going to Hades,but my soul could end up in Nirvana.

I always fancied a trip to Havana

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  19:15:03

to see Castro and have a coffe with him

The milkey way so strange today I

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2014:  19:15:08

but the ridiculous and ineffective embargo mad that difficult, even for Canadians. 

What were they

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2014:  19:19:04

they afraid of - hockey sticks and Tim Hortons coffee?

Castro hated

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OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2014:  08:22:44

both hockey and Tim Horton's coffee. 

He also didn't care for

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2014:  08:53:57

the Red Sox- the favourite team of Canadian Maritimers.

Fidel also hated ice

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/13/2014:  15:10:53

cream and bananas

The grass is

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2014:  17:50:10

is blue-er in Kentucky,and so is the moon.

Kentucky bourbon,however,

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/13/2014:  21:22:08

is second only to Tennessee sour mash whiskey, although I wouldn't argue very strongly over the qualities of either over the other.

It's that old homemade moonshine

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2014:  03:14:15

that makes me howl at the moon.

I remember one time

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2014:  06:41:41

the moon howled back.

That likker sure

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/14/2014:  07:25:43

will tickle yore innards jist like what that ol' hillbilly used to say Mountain Dew'd do except with moonshine, personally, I'd describe it as more like a kick to the gut.

Many a fight has been fought

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2014:  07:30:28

for reasons the combatants cannot remember in the morning.

They wonder

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2014:  08:04:12

why they're locked up without shoes or socks,and sporting shiners.

Many a good man have

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/14/2014 08:04:50

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2014:  09:31:38

sunk into madness pondering the unanswerable after nights such as these.

We can only hope

Scaggs7 - Posted - 04/14/2014:  17:45:50

that nothing happens to the best of us

have you ever tried to start a weed wackier and

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2014:  20:24:57

the police came to charge you for waking the neighbourhod at 3 am.

Some folks have no

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2014:  03:27:38

idea of where they are!!

But some folks that do know where they are,don't

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2014:  04:41:45

Really care about how what they do affects others. 

For instance,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2014:  07:00:17

that tuba player next door has no mute on the blasted thing.

And his battle ax wife

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2014:  08:37:23

shrieks at the top of her lungs. 

I, on the other hand, 

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/15/2014:  11:20:31

rarely ever snore louder than a McCulloch Super 250 chain saw at half throttle.

That old battle ax neighbor

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2014:  14:46:15

chops her firewood with an axe.

She hates the McCulloch name

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2014:  14:49:30

because hers is Smith

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/15/2014:  17:54:14

She doesn't like me sleeping in her hammock while she's chopping wood.

I have about stopped doing it anyway though because

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2014:  04:36:59

she started charging rent on the hammock. 

I would buy my own but 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2014:  14:02:21

I know she'd just chop it up out of spite.

She cooked some ham hocks

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  05:00:22

whilst the pigs were still walking around on them. 

That's just the kind

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/17/2014:  08:32:45

of diabolical person this old dame is.

Another of her more devilish acts was the time

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  09:08:14

put a posting on Craig's List advertising a free Corvette at my address. 

It was six months

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2014:  09:34:14

before I found out who done it.

She also skins the chickens before

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2014:  10:25:01

checking to see if they're still planning on using their skins. 

It creates quite a racket

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2014:  15:01:28

when the roosters see the skinless chickens.

They suddenly lose

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2014:  17:42:12

interest in crowing.

Of all the farm animals, the pig