banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2016:  04:40:39

whatever thought pops into your noggin.

But be very careful because the devil will

Whimsy - Posted - 02/23/2016:  07:07:45

tell you Georgia is nice this time of year.

But peaches are always

Edited by - Whimsy on 02/23/2016 07:08:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2016:  08:24:44

warm and fuzzy, even in February on a rainy night in Georgia.

Georgians usually

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  03:23:01

are quite open an welcoming. 

However, they don't like

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:06:46

it when you bring your own "shine" with you.

They pride themselves in serving

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:29:24

boiled peanuts from Plains, warshed down with peach wine.

Don't pronounce the "r" in Jaw(r)ja

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:55:59

because us canucks won't know what you're talking about

They usually can't understand hillbilly talk so they

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  05:05:28

usually stand at the Mason-Dixon Line with hired translators.

Never ask a Reb

Whimsy - Posted - 02/24/2016:  05:22:42

to share his chapstick.

He's liable to

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  07:46:40

to give you some of his Beech Nut instead.

They are very unpredictable people and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  12:31:54

sometimes react violently when startled.

Of course their violence is pretty mild, more like a baby

Whimsy - Posted - 02/24/2016:  13:20:44

lion trying to act ferocious.
I met a baby lion once while

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  13:46:00

wandering around in a dazed and confused state.

I often get that way when

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  15:01:23

I jump off a moving freight train.

My hobo career

Whimsy - Posted - 02/24/2016:  17:57:52

is going to take off any day now, I can just feel it.
The first thing I'm gonna do is

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  05:05:44

find the "hobo jungle" and smoke that old stogie that I found.

Then I'm gonna go to the trailer park and

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  05:42:22

see if they have a pool and allow pets.

Two hours of pushing broom

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  07:13:33

will sure wear a hobo out..

The "bulls" on this freight will beat

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  11:12:30

me senseless if they catch me, so I don't plan on getting caught.

Of course, that takes

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  12:43:16

very little beating.

Well,I better get moving on,,it's

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  13:29:59

time for me to occupy my usual barstool down at Old Joe's Barroom.

They not only know my name, they

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  14:12:57

know I don't have any money either.

I would rather go to the soup line and

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  14:19:02

leave with a full stomach than belly up to the bar and not be able to order a beer.

Maybe I should

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  15:54:24

head for the hills with some copper line and a washtub.

I'm tired of paying taxes

Whimsy - Posted - 02/25/2016:  17:00:11

And paying those old union dues.
If I hadn't been workin on the railroad

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  02:09:43

all the live long day I could be rich.

The only way to rebuild this is to

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:33:54

tear it down and start over from scratch. 

It's a lot of work but

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:38:03

with imported illegal aliens the job will be a snap.

Legal aliens

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  04:50:24

think they own the place already.

Do you think we should ask Obama to

Whimsy - Posted - 02/26/2016:  07:44:40

become a legal alien too.
I can't believe you just said

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  10:02:45

my ancestors were aliens - there was never a lien on any of their holdings.

Never cross the Canadian border

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  10:41:20

unless you have a passport to get back.

Sgt.Preston of the RCMP is really

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:31:39

certain that Celine Dion is proof positive that aliens from outer space have visited earth and mated with human beings. 

I think he may be on to something, but

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:50:28

then,who knows what warped influences occur in a French-Canadian family with 14 children.

Bacon and maple syrup

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:53:21

are not just for breakfast anymore. 

I like to have them every

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  05:42:28

time I eat them.

Sorgam molasses and biscuits also make

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:06:58

an excellent accompaniment to bacon and maple syrup. 

I even put them

Whimsy - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:20:33

together with a little butter mixed in and it's like heaven on earth.
Now I'm so hungry I could eat

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:57:16

a raw rutabaga from the frozen North Dakota soil.

Mules without whipple trees

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  13:19:10

are whipple treeless mules, whatever the hell that means. 

Perhaps they are referring to

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  14:29:32

single trees, items that Scotty has hoarded in his shed for 40 years.

Many a treeless farmer

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  20:28:06

has offered much money for them.

But the double trees are

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  22:14:48

made of tough Canadian maple and as durable as a '51 Studebaker.

Never use a wood-splitting maul

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  04:28:21

to drive roofing nails.

There are mauls,then there are malls,but the

jistgreg - Posted - 02/28/2016:  04:39:29

mightiest moll of all was Bonnie Parker. 

When she and Clyde Barrow (accompanied by FMB) 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  09:13:18

just couldn't make crime pay.

Baby Face Nelson would have collected

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  09:47:07

a few facial scars in my old neighbo(u)rhood.



The birds sang bass

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/28/2016 09:48:07

Whimsy - Posted - 02/28/2016:  14:10:08

And mama sang tenor.
Daddy never sang

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  14:40:47

because he was the guitar man.

But Mama kept trying to get Daddy to