DC5 - Posted - 11/14/2021:  08:28:29

Palindrome 20902

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2021:  11:30:26

At what point in life does one develop an opinion about how groceries are bagged?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2021:  15:55:16

I don’t think your cat is coming home this time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/14/2021:  17:33:14

You have to try it first

5strangs - Posted - 11/14/2021:  18:00:01

What's the point of posting a pointless comment?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2021:  03:03:53

Your estimated wait time is six days

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/15/2021:  04:36:50

I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time……..I think I’ve forgotten this before

DC5 - Posted - 11/15/2021:  05:58:52

Remember when we sent Grandma to live on a farm upstate?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/15/2021:  12:59:38

Let’s not talk about me anymore, let’s talk about you and how wonderful you think I am

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2021:  22:06:10

Tell me something I don’t know

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2021:  04:08:02

The peasants are revolting

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2021:  05:31:59

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it

DC5 - Posted - 11/16/2021:  06:44:29

20923, Not a palindrome post.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2021:  10:26:03

That damn dog has been barking for over an hour

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/16/2021:  15:45:38

Momma told me not to come, she said “That ain’t the way to have fun”

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2021:  17:01:24

Rubber galoshes need rubber aglets

cevant - Posted - 11/16/2021:  17:47:14

Tripped over one of my wife's bras this morning. I think it was some kinda booby trap.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2021:  04:10:31

I would say you’ll live to regret that, but I’m not so sure you will

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/17/2021:  14:29:00

It pains me to say this, but….

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2021:  03:15:51

This is way above average

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/18/2021:  04:42:38

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

DC5 - Posted - 11/18/2021:  05:27:06

Beer, it makes all girls prettier.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2021:  13:36:21

Another time for sure

DC5 - Posted - 11/19/2021:  04:42:12

Slept right through it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2021:  05:35:41

I already told you that you could

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/19/2021:  07:01:59

I intend to live forever…..or die trying

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2021:  08:25:56

My sawbones is sick

DC5 - Posted - 11/19/2021:  09:36:33

I fully intend to live forever. So far so good.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/19/2021:  10:20:40

Please don’t confuse your google search with my medical degree (sign at doctors office)

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2021:  11:13:03

Let me show you my bellybutton lint and toenail clippings collection

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/19/2021:  14:26:13

I’ll see that, and raise you five baby teeth

DC5 - Posted - 11/19/2021:  14:38:51

Can we come up with solutions first and problems later?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2021:  14:41:11

Laces have me in stitches

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2021:  19:02:34

Give it a try, I’ll call 911

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2021:  05:09:07

Ask me no secrets, I’ll tell you no lies

DC5 - Posted - 11/20/2021:  05:34:26

His last words were "Hey everybody, watch this."

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2021:  10:36:34

If I’m not back in five minutes……just wait longer

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2021:  11:24:14

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds

Edited by - OM45GE on 11/20/2021 11:32:52

5strangs - Posted - 11/20/2021:  14:25:13

I was going to procrastinate, but I think I'll put it off until tomorrow.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2021:  15:09:30

My car’s windshield is opaque

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/20/2021:  15:44:44

It’s blasphemy I tell you

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2021:  17:23:54

I checked myself in to the hokey pokey clinic and turned myself around

DC5 - Posted - 11/21/2021:  04:27:07

Palindrome post 21012

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/21/2021:  06:34:50

I’m at a point in life where errands count as “going out”.

KyBanjo - Posted - 11/21/2021:  11:41:49

Raining with a chill in the air this afternoon

dat - Posted - 11/21/2021:  13:19:27

There’s more old drunks than there are old doctors

OM45GE - Posted - 11/22/2021:  03:05:13

This is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder

DC5 - Posted - 11/22/2021:  06:01:30

I fully intend to accomplish something, eventually.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 11/22/2021:  06:47:50

Trying is the first step toward failure