TheLastWord - Posted - 09/13/2018:  04:01:57

His muddy shoes ate sandwiches.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2018:  04:56:20

That was a really sorry sounding band

DC5 - Posted - 09/13/2018:  05:46:12

How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2018:  07:47:21

So you got your elbow in your ear, I hope you’re happy now

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/13/2018:  12:11:54

When I say run,everybody duck.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 09/14/2018:  02:59:00

History ain't what it used to be.

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/14/2018:  03:54:51

That them there tree as a couch pillow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/14/2018:  05:05:35

I could have knocked him over with a feather

DC5 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  06:07:24

George Washington threw a dollar across the Potomac. A dollar doesn't go that far today.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  06:17:34

When you’re up to your butt in alligators, it’s too late to circle the wagons

5stringpicker2 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  06:20:20

Why does my Iced Tea get hot and my hot Coffee get cold

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TheLastWord - Posted - 09/14/2018:  14:42:03

Stone cold pickles

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  18:04:35

You say toe-may-toe,, I say toe-mah-toe

BigUn45 - Posted - 09/14/2018:  18:10:59

Why is the antelope desperately taciturn?

DC5 - Posted - 09/15/2018:  04:04:35

Nothing could be finer than not being in Carolina this morning.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  04:56:23

Only those who have bows and arrows will have them

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  07:19:06

Snake in the grass with mittens

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  10:28:51

Cool as a model A radiator on 4th of July

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  11:10:19

Mouse poop

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/15/2018:  14:24:39

Well,,Ring Dang Do and Darn it

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2018:  18:54:40

And that’s how it happened

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  01:45:00

But everyone else was doing it

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2018:  03:08:40

High and inside

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/16/2018:  04:24:08

Chin music.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  05:10:38

apple and dumplings with vinegar and salt

OM45GE - Posted - 09/16/2018:  12:04:28

Alarming rise in Chipmunk mortality

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/16/2018:  12:32:59

To get to the bottom,you'll have to dig down

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/16/2018:  16:25:40

You coulda knocked me over with a fender

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/16/2018:  17:28:31

Hanging out while dipping down.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2018:  05:02:05

Dakota means Beautiful or Popular

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  07:02:55

No, I don’t want to kiss that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2018:  08:04:54

Mister,,when we say jump,,you be sure and ask how high..

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2018:  08:07:16

Get yer stinkin’ butt in that driver’s seat and get on down the road

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/17/2018:  10:22:52

There's only one person that would do something like that

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  10:52:01

We only say that it’s free

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2018:  11:14:13

Plugged into an orange.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2018:  18:47:54

Trigger was a horse

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2018:  04:08:58

That don't matter to a hill of beans...

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  06:52:11

More coffee

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  07:26:58

Man, Woman, Birth, Death, Infinity

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  08:30:16

Shoes without laces are slip-ons

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  08:36:12

Rain and lightning. Guess I won't mow the lawn today.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2018:  09:51:42

Aunt Fanny isn’t my aunt

DC5 - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:06:58

At least with a pressure washer I can hold something with a strong stream.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/18/2018:  10:08:31

Don't be to quick to stick your finger in there

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/19/2018:  04:00:25

Quickly swap camels.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  04:56:39

Here come the ambulance chasers

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:09:28

Maybe my pension cheques can be sent here

OM45GE - Posted - 09/19/2018:  05:12:18

The hummingbirds have left town