Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2023:  04:48:56

Marlin Brando and Fred Astaire were from Nebraska

DC5 - Posted - 05/17/2023:  06:11:06

I'll bet you $1,000 I can give up gambling.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2023:  07:26:57

Ireland’s capital has the fastest growing population, everyday it’s Dublin

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2023:  07:59:07

The reversing falls in New Brunswick is an oxymoron

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/17/2023:  09:42:11

Likewise, Reno is “The biggest little city in the nation”

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/17/2023:  21:20:00

It's not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/17/2023:  23:24:25

Bone bridges are not for crossing

DC5 - Posted - 05/18/2023:  05:04:50

I don't like asparagus

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/18/2023:  05:37:52

The idea is to get in and get out before someone sees you

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/18/2023:  19:44:12

Have you ever wondered why you can't taste your tongue?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2023:  22:26:34

Bald people grow their eyebrows long and then comb them back

DC5 - Posted - 05/19/2023:  06:21:48

Still here

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/19/2023:  18:00:16

Uncle Sam wants you, speak with a local recruiter today

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/19/2023:  20:38:17

If it requires fake smiling, I'm not going.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2023:  23:52:07

Your ass’ll be grass in 20 years

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/20/2023:  04:42:48

Nice thing about being in my 70’s…… it’s too late to die young

DC5 - Posted - 05/20/2023:  05:04:45

The pace of life doesn't bother me as much as the sudden stop at the end.

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/20/2023:  11:32:56

I'm as swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/20/2023:  12:33:10

I still have a hole in my head

DC5 - Posted - 05/21/2023:  04:24:22

Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/21/2023:  08:10:22

Today is the old tomorrow and the new yesterday

DC5 - Posted - 05/21/2023:  13:32:00

I was a people person, until people ruined it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2023:  17:19:24

I’m living in my head

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/21/2023:  19:14:34

Only mistake I ever made, I thought I was wrong about something, turned out I was right.

DC5 - Posted - 05/22/2023:  05:45:22

Your jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/22/2023:  07:51:08

Hey maaaaan, like, Let’s smoke some some Labrador

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2023:  09:34:34

Cheech & Chong burned weeds

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/22/2023:  10:30:09

I wish I was as smart as some folks think they are

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/22/2023:  18:46:34

If I wear cowboy clothes, am I ranch dressing??

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2023:  20:23:18

A big belt buckle compensates for a small doohickey

DC5 - Posted - 05/23/2023:  04:48:13

I tried having a positive mental attitude. I knew it wouldn't work, and it didn't.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/23/2023:  08:24:59

“You look great for your age”

DC5 - Posted - 05/23/2023:  11:14:18

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/23/2023:  14:37:30

I promise to try to do a much better job of hiding how much you irritate me

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/23/2023:  20:30:04

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years surviving just fine without a brain. Also politics.

DC5 - Posted - 05/24/2023:  04:40:45

I find that redundancy can become repetitious when recursively used over and over again.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/24/2023:  07:22:12

Don't confuse stupidity with plain old bad luck thinking

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/24/2023 07:22:41

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2023:  10:07:34

Two nickels make no sense

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/24/2023:  18:48:31

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

DC5 - Posted - 05/25/2023:  12:04:27

I got the black eye trying to explain mansplaining to my wife.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/25/2023:  15:49:40

If you have a mouthful of novacane …………don’t drink hot coffee?

HarryHyde - Posted - 05/25/2023:  16:01:20

Did you hear about the guy who was so dumb he told people he lived at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk?

DC5 - Posted - 05/25/2023:  16:28:42

My sister finished a jigsaw puzzle in 4 months. She was very proud because it said 3-5 years on the box.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/25/2023:  16:40:11

Built like a brick outhouse

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/25/2023:  18:20:52

There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.

DC5 - Posted - 05/26/2023:  06:49:43

I miss Dilbert

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/26/2023:  07:10:29

The longest road in the USA is named “Frontage Road”…………wherever you go, there it is

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/26/2023:  19:17:48

We moved from the farm to the city, we live on the corner of "Walk-Don't Walk".

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2023:  21:00:06

Blue Jays and bird watchers descend on the Twin Cities