OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2015:  06:12:12

Beaver Liquors is a package store in Beaver Creek Colorado.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2015:  08:20:56

Grim Jim's ? ....never been there

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2015:  09:24:33

I never ever thought I'd be a movie star,,,,,,,,,,,,,and I'm not.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2015:  13:42:38

I'm not sure I like having a USDA stamp on my butt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2015:  14:47:15

Well,whatta ya know,,here we are again.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/05/2015:  21:48:39

Let's see ya Google this! HA!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  03:54:37

Scupper me uppers. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2015:  04:17:46

Sadie Hawkins Day will motivate the laziest of men

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  06:27:19

Strangely, I always find things in the very last place I look.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2015:  07:12:27

I need kelp, cayenne, cinnamon and turmeric ,then I can face the day

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  07:15:32

All i can remember are the punch lines.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2015:  08:06:54

Then I say to myself something ,but myself always seems to
forget what it was.....

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2015:  12:46:20

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2015:  09:45:44

Are the boulders in this mountain stream really that old?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2015:  09:48:59

There is a certain sick justice to that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2015:  13:52:04

I don't understand,,,all the other kids do it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2015:  13:56:30

Get that thing out of my face!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2015:  04:07:00

Please,,PLEASE!! DON'T try to help anymore!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2015:  04:44:56

No, no, no! East is where the sun rises.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2015:  11:53:06

There must be a button on here somewhere

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2015:  06:10:32

I need a vacation from my time off. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2015:  15:16:06

Well,,I recon we blew that monitor speaker,didn't we?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2015:  05:50:09

Never look too close inside a food warehouse

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2015:  06:05:11

I sure hope they don't check references here.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2015:  08:43:43

Excuse me Mr. Manager,,on which isle do you keep the $100 bills?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2015:  15:53:51

I think there is an elephant in the refrigerator.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2015:  17:08:04

My boss hates paying me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2015:  03:48:43

I resemble that remark. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2015:  05:04:00

The reason sledge hammer heads are made like that is
so they can hit things both going and coming.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2015:  05:06:14

I'm living a parody of a life.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2015:  08:46:20

Next time around I'm coming back as a fiddle player

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2015:  11:34:51

That does it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2015:  18:34:53

if there was a hair in it,why didn't you say something before you ate it all.
and where's the hair?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  07:15:55

There is something to be said for your kind of off-beat behavior.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2015:  10:30:26

Are the Apaches still on the warpath?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  11:18:45

What do you mean "We", paleface?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2015:  11:25:33

HEY!! Don't look at me. I didn't do it!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  11:34:36

I'm so happy, tears are running down my leg.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2015:  12:36:30

Montreal is somber today- the Canadiens got eliminated last night by Scotty's Tampa Bay Lightning

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2015:  16:01:13

Let's all go down to the river and see whAt is happening. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2015:  08:36:49

If we all had one for the road,,would the road get drunk?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  09:44:12

Why do they call it a "high"way anyway?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 05/14/2015:  11:15:08

Why do they call them apartments? I think they should be called "togetherments"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2015:  12:58:03

Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/14/2015:  13:21:29

Well Sir,,All of the stones in this street are being used.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2015:  13:55:32

What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2015:  04:05:56

Yes Sir,,there is one,,he lives down by the railroad track.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  06:03:54

Time to eat the donuts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2015:  06:57:48

Yeah,Sure officer,Everyone knew Billy The Bully....