OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2019:  15:57:18

I need a new car for my tires

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/01/2019:  16:53:12

No list A for some curly fries.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  02:59:15

I’ll whine if I want to

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2019:  03:57:23

The mars lander plus pickles.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2019:  04:11:18

six of one,half dozen of the other does
not make a bakers dozen

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  07:53:15

I’m just not myself today

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  09:25:01

So that’s how we’re going to do it

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/02/2019:  14:43:11

Ready--Aim--HOLD IT

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2019:  15:26:25

I slammed the door on my shoelace and the guy drove away

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2019:  16:00:38

We're flirting with the edge

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/02/2019:  19:25:31

The extra ton lettuce was overwhelmed by Ted.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  02:44:08

Now accepting insurance

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/03/2019:  04:02:36

Fives dots ahead of a hard drive.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/03/2019:  04:19:19

One Jeep,a Land Rover,and two banana peels,

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  09:26:23

Someone ate the last piece

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2019:  11:04:43

I’m not reading the riot act

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2019:  17:34:58

Blame it on the dog

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/04/2019:  03:29:55

The original fruit berry cam drop.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2019:  04:05:13

They’re doing it again

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/04/2019:  14:49:46

It's a bigger deal for Tom, Tom, and Tom.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2019:  02:52:25

Yes, but the charges were dropped

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/05/2019:  15:10:59

Exchange for a toilet seat for seven.

Fish Head - Posted - 04/05/2019:  15:35:28

Thank you for your kind attention.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2019:  02:48:25

Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  07:47:47

Not only are they missing, they’re lost too.

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  07:51:46

Last night snow mixed with rain, today 60+F.

Max Winkels - Posted - 04/06/2019:  08:01:32

Is this a system?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2019:  08:07:51

Tell your mom she left her bra at my place

DC5 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  17:37:34

How many cats can you own before they think you're crazy?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2019:  19:33:16

Only my shoelaces escaped the ridicule

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/07/2019:  12:36:39

Lollypops are explaining the theory of inflation.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/07/2019 12:38:14

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2019:  03:10:26

They’re painting a bright blue line

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2019:  03:59:36

Somewhere over the hairy back came Bob, the forgotten tea roller.

DC5 - Posted - 04/08/2019:  05:43:14

The odds that you'll do something stupid are in direct proportion of the number of witnesses.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2019:  05:44:57

Please don’t roll your yard this year

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/08/2019:  16:20:03

Do it 1000 more times before yesterday.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  02:48:49

I’m very angry about road rage

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/09/2019:  04:57:20

walking through the flooded rice fields

RB-1 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  05:15:32

It all sounds so much nicer in Dutch

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 04/09/2019:  05:25:07

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers

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Isn't that bridge built yet?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  07:12:22

quote:

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Originally posted by OldBlindGuy

Isn't that bridge built yet?

 

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Don't eat with your hands, son, use your entrenching tool.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/09/2019:  09:06:22

Stand back! I’m trimming my toe nails.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2019:  10:02:50

Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain...he died in Washington DC

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2019:  04:22:59

Please don't eat the grass

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2019:  06:10:10

He's upstairs helping Porcelain make the bed.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2019:  08:40:49

I didn't breast feed you for 14 years for this!

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2019:  11:01:57

I'm going to cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2019:  12:10:25

I’ll buy those shoes if you throw in a pair of extra laces

Fish Head - Posted - 04/10/2019:  12:32:04

More beautiful than the Bay of Naples, or thereabouts.