Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/22/2020:  18:42:00

It was so windy today that I saw a chicken lay the same egg three times.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2020:  04:45:16

I’ve been very clumsy lately

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2020:  05:39:20

Seems like I just changed these batteries

DC5 - Posted - 12/23/2020:  05:44:27

Abraham Lincoln never had a drivers license.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2020:  06:11:33

The pain in my neck has moved down

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/23/2020:  07:45:59

If I had a dollar for every time........

DC5 - Posted - 12/23/2020:  08:41:50

Oil from Canada, Gold from Mexico, Geese from the neighbors back yard.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2020:  11:32:09

Don’t look now

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2020:  13:40:37

Yay, I didn't miss the palindrome this time. 15251

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2020:  20:34:50

I’ve been worrying about the shortage of shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2020:  03:16:46

It’s not the fall that kills you

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2020:  04:07:04

Listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2020:  03:35:16

Only 364 shopping days until Christmas

DC5 - Posted - 12/26/2020:  06:03:32

I'm throwing out all my 2020 calendars, I don't care if it ever comes back.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2020:  09:55:30

Some folks look better in a mask

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/26/2020:  13:03:20

Waiting patiently on 2021

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2020:  05:48:25

Only 4 more years until the next major election fiasco, which is already in preparation.

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/27/2020:  14:12:17

Thinking I may just run around the block

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2020:  21:12:36

Don’t give me that baloney!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2020:  03:34:48

Frying up some SPAM

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2020:  05:40:56

Is there anything we can agree on?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2020:  06:45:07

Please don’t yell

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/28/2020:  14:36:19

Commence firing

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2020:  15:06:41

Duck,,the Gainesvilles are invading

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2020:  03:45:36

The dog puked again

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/29/2020:  04:58:43

Our cat is getting louder

DC5 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  05:10:00

I do not enjoy cat fur in my nose.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/29/2020:  07:30:04

My mind is like my web browser; 12 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from

DC5 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  12:25:15

Should I listen to you, or the voices?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  17:54:44

I’m beginning to talk to myself

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2020:  03:19:26

My invisible friends are pretending they don’t know me

DC5 - Posted - 12/30/2020:  06:00:31

In 51 more posts I'll have another palindrome.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2020:  06:48:07

My magic number is 748

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/30/2020:  09:05:37

4 out of 3 people struggle with math

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2020:  03:47:16

That explains the baker’s dozen

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/31/2020 03:47:31

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  07:32:16

Only a few hours left.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  08:34:10

I rarely eat a rare steak

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 12/31/2020:  10:41:57

My brain is broken; on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left.

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  11:30:46

My next message is a palindrome

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  11:31:21

This is it, 15451

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  04:01:08

There’s still a glowing ember

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  06:03:32

Don't look back.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:17:11

I don’t think so

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/01/2021:  14:36:08

I Made It

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  03:52:28

The bad news is that it’s Melania’s handwriting.

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2021:  05:48:12

Today's a palindrome. 1/2/21

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  06:05:58

That came out of nowhere

DC5 - Posted - 01/02/2021:  07:09:56

I've only got 4,000 rolls of toilet paper left, must go shopping.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  08:50:44

Free piano